All alone

*Wanders in draggin her bag behind her....Flops down in the corner....Pulls her legs up to her tummy close....Resting her chin gently on her knee's...glances around and sighs softly*....All alone...Nobody to talk to....Nobody to share the great stories about toys....*Smalls pout crosses me lips*....Everyone talks about this and that.....Nobody talks about the GREATEST gift to the female race....*Sighs again*....Toys...toys....toys...*Tries desperately to hold in her chuckle...Looks around the room again*....Guess me will have a conversation about toys with meself...Ok....*Grabs her bag and pulls out a pink 8 1/2 in Jell vibe...shakes and wiggles it in her hand*....Now dis one...*Nods her head cause I'm listening intently*...This one is ok...It doesn't vibe as well as I would hope for....*Eyes get big at what I'm saying*...But its good cause its....*Whispers to self*...thick....*Nods in agreement with her eyes still huge*...*Pulls out a long 12" dark blue wand*....This one...This one is absolutely wonderful...It has 3 speeds and it gets the g-spot easily*....*Big smile crosses my lips as I listen intently*....This one is one of me favorites....*Nods and puts it down to reach in the bag for another*....*Grabs the wand and hides it for me....waits for me to pull another out of the bag*......

OK DAMMIT....I'm bored....And well....I think I'm losing it.......*ROTFLMAOPIMP*...*Takes me and me bag and me other me and runs out laughing like a mad women*

<font color="#99FF66" size="1">[ August 18, 2002 08:50 AM: Message edited by: ButterflyKisses ]</font>

you never be alone, you have US!! Sits with yah, spies Jeepers on the list now, hauls her ass in here too.....see BK you have US *sloppy kisses*

But we still aren't talking about the MOSTEST important subject in da WHOLE world...Ok...Maybe not the mostest but its gatta be up there....TOYS!!!!!!!

*GRINS and HUGS me briar tight*
*Shows you me bag*....*W*

*wanders in*

*reads*

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*runs like hell*

*looks at BK's toys and thinks*

BE AFRAID.......BE VERY AFRAID !!!!

*looks at BK's toys and thinks*

BE AFRAID.......BE VERY AFRAID !!!!

*runs like hell with lily*

damn thing made me stutter

grrrrrrrrrrrr

*gasp*
12 inches?
If you open your mouth, can ya see the tip coming up through?

*walks out still in shock from 12 inches post*

*Smears glue all over the floor*...There now who ever comes in has to stay and talk about TOYS!!!
*Evil Laugh....Sits and waits*

*wanders in*
*reads*
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12 inches?!
*trys to run*
dammit...my feet are stuck!
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HELPPPP!
sumbitch i stuck
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*L*

*saunters in with my morning tea*..TOYS!!..well the kids had Playstation 2...*L*....oops..wrong toys!

Umm..Lily?..Would this be the place..to talk about....*spells it out slowly* H.O.N.E.Y? *giggles like hell*

F.U.C.K. YOU Deb !!!!!!!! *LMAO*

See's 3 people....berry..Deb and lily all stuck with the glue.....Waits for a few more then me conversation will begin.....*G and holds her bag tight*

Toys? Fuck it, I'll talk about sex toys.

Dildos: These can be quite interesting... the Kong Dong, 32 inches in length, 6 inches around, mean son of a bitch and you gotta wonder what exactly is wrong with the woman who decides to shove this into her... Then you've got your normal pink veined dildos that wiggle whenever you point them at something or someone, usually anywhere from 3 to 8 inches. Strapon, helping to give lesbians empowerment through penial implant. Then you've got my all time favorites: The Water Weight Dildo, I love watching a woman work this fucking thing. It's got a certain amount of water within it so that when she puts it in and lifts her hips up and down the dildo actually slides in and out to a certain degree... so you can control the speed and pressure with your own body, very cool in my opinion.

Vibrators: To me sizes never much mattered when it came to these... I just can't understand it, if you're holding something that vibrates sticking it inside of you isn't going to be peaches and cream... it's a clit stimulator, arrousal through vibration to induce orgasm... but I do feel that you would have to have the various 3 speed control on it, anything less is just... pointless. "Little tip to guys, if your with a woman who owns a 3 speed vibrator and curiousity suddenly gets the better of you, do not put her in the doggy style position, turn the thing on full blast and stick it up her bum just to see what will happen... cause it hurts you back"

Whips: Bullwhip, cat o nine tails, little skinny whip thing domanitrix's use, I don't give a damn how kinky you think pain is, these fuckin things are all scary!!!

Tie Up Toys: Can be fun so long as neither person is angry at each other, then someone can be left in a rather compromising position. Handcuffs, normal ones suck, but those little pinky furry ones, those are kind of comfortable all things considered. Leather straps, not quite as much fun as the pink furry handcuffs, but work well. Hose, thigh highs, fishnet, or even panty hose, the woman can take em off and tie you up with them, great work in a pinch.

Tickling Toys: I don't have my tounge pierced, actually I refuse to do it, but I hear the french tickler is pretty good when going down on a girl. I still swear nothing beats the tounge, but I've been told I'm wrong. I don't know, any of you women ever had the french tickler give you a workout?

Butt Plug: I don't get it, I looks like a larger version of an ear plug, what's the point? (And don't tell me to plug up the butt)

Costumes: If I dress up as Batman and you dress up as Catwoman, hey hey hey, there's gonna be some fun to be had here. You can also go with Doctor/Patient; Nurse/Patient; Superman/Wonder Woman; Lawyer/Client; Judge/Lawyer; costumes can be fun so long as you can roleplay.

Food: Food can be toys, edible underwear, you feel like a kid at Christmas unwrapping your brand new toy and you get to eat it too. Strawberries and whip cream, whip cream alone, cherries in the belly button, syrup, popsicles, gummy bears... BLUE HALLS COUGH DROP IN HER MOUTH WHEN SHE GOES DOWN ON YOU, WOO WOO WOO! Nothing else beats this, not ice, not anything, trust me and don't believe anyone if they tell you differently!

Lego's: It can be fun to build a castle over her boobs or if she's creative she can build the tower of babylon over your erect penis.

But nothing and I mean nothing will ever beat The Cigarette After Sex... it's just, yeahhhhhhhhh.

OMG Rev!!! *L

Wanna get married??????????

*LMAO*

OMG!!...Rev!..Just put the honey story to shame!!

*still reading*..God!..I didn't know that our hostboard..was going to be sex ed 101...but..where do I sign up..and is there homework?...*LOL*

*lights a smoke*..ahhhh....

Honey!..Honey!..honey won't you open that..?..Lily..where is honey?..*L*

Hmmm.....*Sits down next to Rev*...Well there are the clit stimulators....All vary like the bullets and eggs...The finger ones....heidi gots one of them....I'm thinking of getting one...Heard they are great....Of course there are the ones you can strap on like the venus butterfies...And the beavers and dolphins....Those are really great too....They also have one that goes on the mans tongue...But that one is pretty expessive and even though it vibrates well...I do perfer the man's tongue itself...And yes I liked Rhyno's tongue as much before as I do now that it is peirced...But I do say that the french ticklers are awesome....*G*.....I can't forget my wand...Cause the wand gets the g-spot with no troubles....And it has a nice speed control...then there are the cock rings for the men......You don't want to use them to often but from time to time they do make things last longer.....And they are fun...There are leather ones and metal ones...elastic ones.....*S*.....And of course the ropes....I actually would advice silk...Comfy to wear and they don't hurt.....Pain isn't suppose to be involved in sex....At least that is my opinion...And for dildo's...Depending on your personal needs or wants....I say explore...Try different one.....I like the ones with suctions on them.....*G*.....And vibes.....You deffinately need different speeds or they are not worth it....Now my favorite is the beautiful pearl vibe.....8 1/2 in vibe with 3 speeds....Filled with pearls that allow it to rotate as well as vibrate.....And it has a butterfly at the base that is a clit stimulator.....The antena's are well lets just say...GREAT....Anyways....I'd continue but I'll have to do that at another time.........*W's at Rev and flutters on out*

Holy shit Rev....
I had nooooo idea you were so knowledgeable
in these matters....i AM impressed *nods*

*pushes lily outta the way*
you don't want her.....she has closet issues

pick me pick me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well if we're going to get into the little specifics, we can't leave out the Ben Wai balls. Stick em' in, move your legs and orgasmic pleasure shall be yours. We also can't leave out the unforgettable Lotions, the massage oils, the Mr. Bubbles Bubble Bath, or even the cuddling enhancer known as the back massager (This works wonders when placed right where the bush is or was before you shaved it. I'll get into more later, I'm on a tight schedule here today...

Oh yeah, I learned from lily that a butt plug is a 3 inch dildo like thing that you shove up your ass and it vibrates...

TJ..should have known I'd find you here.. [img]wink.gif[/img] ..wow..i sure have learned alot myself..chloe told me bout BK's toy..but i aint seen it yet..i think it was alot funnier to hear chloe try and describe it..*LOL

*waits for the next class to be in session*

*suddenly has an overpowering sensation of being sheltered*

*reaches for jaw on chest and snaps it shut*

OMFG REV!!!!!!!!!

*LMAO*

You asked what they were for and i searched it on the net!!
Ask Mel..she was there *LMAO*

*Runs from the post*

hehehe