Ersby's thread..

Just thought I'd start one for ya since your online at the same time as me and stuff. [img]smile.gif[/img]

*runstacklesglomps*

Ha ha! A thread for me! I can do whatever I want.

Ummm....

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*poster's block!!*

Ummm, do private things in this thread, like me.

*shows him how to do private things*

I'll never remember all that. Let me get my notebook. Better yet, where's my camera?

Hmm, good question, I'll help you find it.

*head implodes at the thought of Ersby ever doing "private stuff" let alone "private stuff" with Miral...*

I have to find my camera first. Let's see... I last had it when that badger got stuck in the airing cupboard. What did I do with it after that?

*pops head out of airing cupboard*
Well it's not here any more. And your photocamera isn't either. But you're free to use my videocamera.

*mind boggles at the idea of usmu in the cupboard and Miral demonstrating "private stuff" to Ersby*

Well, good to see Ersby has his own thread, at least.

*stops in her tracks as a critter scurries by*

What are beavers...er, badgers doing running around this topic?

uh... what's an airing cupboard?

It's that bit in the house where you keep towels and immersion heaters. Cats like to sleep in it because it's always warm. And badgers of course, except they keep getting stuck.

*takes video camera*

Now, where's Miral gone?

Back to real life. Probably be a week before we see her again.

*looks at camera*

I'm not sure if the batteries will last that long.

*blinkblink*

How long can he go on doing private stuff without Miral anyway?

And do we really want to know?

And do we really want to see?

Think of the money we could make selling that video to the mass market though...the mind boggles at the merchandising rights alone... [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

I think your mind just boggles constantly, Jax... it would explain *so* much...

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Hmmmm, wonder if we could get more money for it, than we got of that video with you...?

*counts bills*

And yeah, yeah, Eris, I sent your share of the money last week, so stop bugging the crap out of me.

And don't worry, I won't divulge the identity of the winning bidder...although I still think you are crazy. [img]eek.gif[/img]

Geez, you send ONE lousy email, and all of a sudden you're a little yappie dog.

And heck, we all know Ersby's much cuter, and harder to catch than Jax is. We'll make a killing.

There's only one thing left to do.

*eats video camera*

None for me. Although I could use some Jely.

[img]smile.gif[/img]

that's not going to digest well.

would you like some pepto-bismal?

Ah ha! Our "innocent" Jely has finally turned Crazy's head...

[img]wink.gif[/img]

don't let her halo fool you. That girls a bloody perv, I tell you.

Ans speaking of your halo... a question. is that thing made of fire resistant material? That explains wht it hasn't combusted yet.

Well, actually, it's in a constant state of combustion, but Jely just likes to tell us it's "glowing"

*takes Ersby to "secret video room"* Ok here's where i teach you how to do "private things" *takes his hand and room goes dark*

Wow, I didn't know you knew how to develope film, Miral!

what's an immersion heater?
do badgers taste good?
why is ersby turning blue in that little room with Miral?

I think there was some sort of mix up involving tea, and photo developer [img]eek.gif[/img]

It's just edible body paint guys... EDIBLE BODY PAINT!

*grabs paint and dumps it over JAx. sits back and waits*

*squints into darkness through doorway*

If I'm not mistaken, that dark room is actually a laundry room with the lights turned off.

*looks at Jely*

What are you doing on THIS side of the door? Has your place been usurped while I was away or something?

OK, so now that we have both Ersby and Jax painted blue... what do we do with them?

I'm for leaving them up on the roof of the White House myself... let Bush figure out what sort of protest it is...

(Ah, but I was born too late... I'm just a Merry Prankster at heart, now aren't I?)

Erstopica?

Ok, thanks, remind me again that I haven't had sex in a long time... thanks Ersby!

um Miral, you haven't had sex in a long time.....

Is there a proper scientific term for being scared of a thread named after you?

*looks at mould growing between fingers*

Just how long have you had this body paint, Miral?

I see this thread hasn't scared me any less...