Pants.

Pants is my hero. Or heroine, I guess.

Just thought I'd share. [img]graemlins/cat.gif[/img]

You just think that because I voted you a 5.


But yes. I'm a hero. Any cats that need saving from a tree should call me.

I keep getting a busy signal

Just be careful not to give them SARS.


I can't believe I have this many posts here... I clearly remember making 10 or so.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="arial, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="arial, sans-serif">Originally posted by Desiree:
I keep getting a busy signal</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm sorry! Keep trying. Eventually you'll get through. But it costs $4.99 a minute.

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="arial, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="arial, sans-serif">Originally posted by Mmm that's good Billy:
Just be careful not to give them SARS.


I can't believe I have this many posts here... I clearly remember making 10 or so.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

I give everyone sars. It's the only thing I have to give.

[img]eek.gif[/img]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="arial, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="arial, sans-serif">Originally posted by ?Gary?:
[img]eek.gif[/img] </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Would you like some sars? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

It's the gift that keeps on giving. [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

its not how you get it, its who you give it to thats important

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="arial, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="arial, sans-serif">Originally posted by I have Misplaced My Pants:


I'm sorry! Keep trying. Eventually you'll get through. But it costs $4.99 a minute.

[img]tongue.gif[/img] </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

is this some sort of sex line? $4.99 a minute?!?!
It better be DAMN good [img]wink.gif[/img]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="arial, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="arial, sans-serif">Originally posted by Desiree:
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="arial, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="arial, sans-serif">Originally posted by I have Misplaced My Pants:


I'm sorry! Keep trying. Eventually you'll get through. But it costs $4.99 a minute.

[img]tongue.gif[/img] </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

is this some sort of sex line? $4.99 a minute?!?!
It better be DAMN good [img]wink.gif[/img] </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, it's my help line. If you need help call me. But it doesn't pay so well, so that's why I charge.

But.... I can do the whole sex line thing if you really want me too.
[img]tongue.gif[/img]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="arial, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="arial, sans-serif">Originally posted by Mmm that's good Billy:
Pants live for only $4.99 a minute? Now that's a bargain. Oh wait... is that $4.99 Canadian, Australian, or American?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's $4.99 Canadian. But I should make it $4.99 American. Seeing how Canadian currency is not worth much.

But I don't think a sex line would be good for me. My voice isn't what you would call sexy. I sound like a 5 year-old.

Pants live for only $4.99 a minute? Now that's a bargain. Oh wait... is that $4.99 Canadian, Australian, or American?

I have a 5 year old voice too. ::sigh::

That Lolita thing can be quite sexy if you work it right.

I'll see if I can work it right. I could use some money.

again, [img]eek.gif[/img]

Dammit. Nobody is calling my sex line. Call people. Pants needs a new pair of everything.

I don't sound like a 5 year old. I sound like a creepy old guy who calls sex lines.

I sound like a creepy 5 year old who calls sex lines.

All creepy sounding people are welcome to call me. I understand creepy people need love too.

we're creepy because we're not getting any love. well, I'm not anyway.

Not true. I luv you. [img]smile.gif[/img]

I only get love from creepy people so they transfer their creepiness to me making me extra creepy like. And yes that sentence makes sense.

Creepy...