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i'm a board stealer... do it anyway.
list 10 small things about yourself that
practically no one knows.
(so if you know these before i post them,
consider yourself lucky)
here's mine:
1. i like a bed to be perfectly made before
i lay in it.
2. when i see a stack of things, i stare at
it and try to figure out a better way to
stack the shit. this is especially true of
various papers and books.
3. i hate dust.
4. i hate clowns.
5. i secretly dream that all morons will
spontaneously combust and i will awake to
a better world.
6. i have a hard time saying the word: 'peculiar'
the phonics are exceptionally difficult for me.
i try to say it in place of another word,
just for practice.
7. i wish to live on a boat for 6 months.
8. i save almost everything of insignificant value.
9. i'm ambidextrous...in practically everything.
10. i never buy baked goods at a grocery store
because i fear they don't know how to wrap properly.
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I knew all but #6 and #10.
#1 I had to learn the hard way.
My list:
1. I hate the money exchange at drive thru windows. That change is so easy to drop.
2. I hate cold weather.
3. When I get a magazine, I like to finish the whole thing at once. I dont like reading bits at a time.
4. I have a neurosis about shirts as far as
the way they fit. Sometimes, unfortunately, I am forced into shirts that I do not like and spend the whole day thinking about how I want out.
5. I really dont like the way hand lotion feels after you put it on.
6. I can say 'peculiar' (I think) but I cannot say 'murder'. You will very rarely EVER hear me utter that word.
7. I absolutely hate walking into a movie theater after its started. Partly due to the darkness and the hassle of finding a seat and also because I HATE missing anything at the beginning of the movie.
8. I cant get a fukkin bra off to save my life. I fumble around more than the *insert bad football team here* on Superbowl Sunday. (Please no jokes about me wearing one...I never have.) I know nobody here knew that. *whistles*
9. I do not like trying on shoes. Or any clothes for that matter. Once in awhile I will do it, however.
10. I was recently pressured into shaving something that I'd never shaved before.
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TG said: I knew all but #6 and #10.
...liar...
HTF did you know #2 and #7????
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more things about me:
11. i love the way plastic sounds in movies
like shower curtains or body bags. i just like
the way it sounds...
12. although i prefer styrofoam, i hate the
sound it makes
13. if i tuck something in (rarely)... it has
to be perfectly tucked in. ...perfectly...
14. i simply ADORE putting lotion on. after my
shower, i generally like to take my time about it.
15. i secretly wish i could be massaged at all
times, doing everything... until i die.
16. if something comes in a bag or container
(especially a food/edible product) i only use
95% of it. i never like to use the last bit.
17. i despise being served pickles with my meal.
if the waitperson fails to inform me of the pickle
being there PRIOR to my meal, it comes out of the tip.
18. speaking of restaurants, i prefer my plate
to be removed the MOMENT i'm finished with it.
i do not like to have it sitting there.
19. i hate the pull-out ads in magazines.
20. i do not like socks to be at the ankle or lower. this includes not wearing socks, unless
you are wearing formal shoes.
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I guess I didnt really know #2. But it certainly doesnt surprise me.
We had talked about #7.
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and no one pushed you to shave your nipples...
that was a YOU thing
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I dont know what you are referring to.
You sure you got the right guy?
My nipples are nice and smooth.
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LOL!!! I KNOW!!!
THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING!!!
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11. When in the turn lane at a red light, I like to 'race' the car on the opposite side of the intersection that is also in the turn lane.
First to make the bend and get in their proper lane quickest wins.
BUT you cant make it obvious either. Then people would think you were weird. Its gotta be discrete.
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i do something similar.
when i'm in the turn lane, i attempt
to get into the lane i'm heading for
and completely straightened out before
the car behind me does.
and i don't care if they think i'm weird.
i just do it.
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I think you are both weird.
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Shatzy, you do realize you will ALWAYS get into your lane and straightened out faster than the car behind you, right? cuz you'll always be there first, it's not a race, it's follow the leader, you'll always win, but yet you call it racing.. this could be construed as..
aww fuck it, you don't want my psycho-babble [img]wink.gif[/img]
#1. I have an order in the shower, and drying off, it cannot be disturbed.. even when a woman is in the shower with me.. I will not start my ritual until I know I can go all the way through with it without interupption *showering, drying, etc.*
#2. I honestly believe I cannot die.
#3. I consider myself above 75% of the American population. In fact, I consider myself to be of genius power, I simply do not apply myself. If need be, I can and will, but 90% of the time, I do not, I simply observe others.
#4. I watch people. Everything they do. The way they stand when they talk, the way they move their eyes, and most of the time, I don't pay attention to a damn thing they say, i'm so into watching everything their doing, and wondering what it really means, and why they do that, and what in their life caused them to do this now, and how often they do it. So most of the time I just nod and smile.. it really works..
#5. I am brutally honest. You want the truth, just ask... I'll tell you the honest to gods truth. If your ugly and you ask, I'll tell you, if the outfit is horrible, I'll let you know. I think it's better to be honest, more truthfull, and more of a friend thing to do, then to lie.
#6. Vulva's are the coolest part on the female body. The curve is absolutely spectacular.. there is nothing better.. actually...i just love the whole crotch area, it rocks!!!!
#7. I like to be the life of the party amongst friends. I love the label of being the crazy one. I need it.. if I'm in a place where there is someone as loud and boastfull as myself, I'll usually leave. BUT, here's the catch, I hate trying to be the life of the party, at a party. I hate parties actually. 10-15 people is max, beyond that, I'll most likely leave.
#8. I consider my scars a source of power, all marks on my body to be sacred to some degree, and I constantly look at them to empower myself.
#9. As bad as I may speak about them sometimes, I love my family very much.
#10. I love cold.
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1. i'm a perfectionist but i'm also a professional procrastinator. very 'interestin' combination
2. i love 'masculine' things like cufflinks, nice pens, cigarette cases, cartier lighters, ie. i'm shallow.
3. i like to be contrary
4. i am both proud and ashamed of my reputation among friends as an excessively fussy eater.
5. left to my own devices, i practice morality.
6.i am morbid and am excessively fond of cemetaries, but i do not go there too often.
7. am toying with the idea of cremating and turning my body (when i die) into diamonds and giving them to family and friends as 'presents'.
8. am an avid practitioner of intellectual snobbery.
9. do not like to waste my time on stupidity or stupid people, although i generally like to waste time of my own accord.
10. believes myself to be excessively wise.
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jesus christ!
is that you or me????
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Um...I dont think either you OR soulfilms is Jesus Christ.
Sorry.
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out of the ten things that i wrote (which all of them are true) how many mirror yours shatsy?
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1. I won't do things that make me feel like I'm stupid...like the other day...I went into class late...everyone had lap tops...I didn't know where to get them...then someone came in later and went to a cabinet that had them...got one out and sat down...I wouldn't go get one...because I thought people would think I was dumb for not knowing where they were in the first place...I know this is stupid because I look even dumber being the only one w/o a lap top...but that is just one of my hang ups...
2. I sleep with my baby blankets...
3. I eat my boogers...
4. In most cases, I am pretty care free...I go with the flow and not much of anything bothers me...it is very hard to piss me off...but in some cases...I am very compulsive and I will dwell on things until I feel like I'm going to explode...and this is normally over the stupidest things...
5. I hate dating...I hate getting to know new people...
This is hard...I'm quitting at 5.
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soulfilms--
#1-- i don't think i could call myself a perfectionist.
however, i consider myself to be somewhat of an
idealist, when the mood strikes. like you (post),
i tend to put off things... but mainly because
i like to contemplate them until they dry-rot
in my brain.
#2-- i'm not sure what comprises masculine 'things'
however, i tend to prefer a great deal of the
'masculine' as opposed to the 'feminine'. i notice
this in many of the products that i buy.
for a long time, i would purchase masculine
colognes because i felt they were more parallel
than that of the feminine scents.
(i can't believe i just posted that)
i also like to observe products that seem to
be (subliminally) geared or produced for/by
men... in as far as their structure or purpose.
-- better stop here --
#3-- i like to be contrary when it comes to
popular thinking (and when i can achieve some
deep sense of accomplishment over myself and/or others).
this includes being contradictory within my
own context. *blushes*
#4-- i am a very picky eater. many of the other
posters here (namely TG)... knows that i like
to pick on them for what they eat.
in addition to being a picky eater, i also have
a bad habit of HOW one eats. i'm consistantly
watching and taking note on how others consume
their food. i'm neurotic about it.
#5-- this cannot be explained in a simple paragraph.
you did a fine justice in the sentence that you chose.
perhaps i will create a thread here or in GP about it.
#6-- i am morbid as well. in an entirely separate
comment, i used to visit cemetaries. i was
fascinated at human ritual, especially contemporary
ritual of marking a grave.
i am fascinated in grave markers, elaborate or no.
#7-- although not patient enough to wait on
my body to become diamond, i do prefer that i
be cremated.
#8-- i am sure this reputation preceeds myself.
if it doesn't, well....
#9-- same applies here. this is one of the main
reasons i have yet to complete my basic gen-ed
classes at college. i refuse to associate with
the 'lesser inclined' (see #8). when i am forced
to associate with ignorant people, i literally
feel suffocated and caged.
-- better stop here --
#10-- well, this just goes without saying
