Why don't women love the things that enable their daily existence to be better such as petroleum, versus diamonds?
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Why don't women love the things that enable their daily existence to be better such as petroleum, versus diamonds?
because petroleum stinks and diamonds sparkle.
have you heard about the new technology where they can turn your cremated body into diamonds? this way, you can turn half your body into diamonds ( and leave them as inheritence) and leave the other half (carbon) in a swampy area for it to turn into fossil fuel in a few thousand years' time.
Hey, two clever answers in a row are not allowed!
sorry, i'll know better for next time.
you have been granted an exception. [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img]
i thank thee. oh great non-moderator.
Wow, you're 500th post on my forum, I am honored.
consider yourself honorary co-non-moderator.
why thank you!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by soulfilms:
i thank thee. oh great non-moderator.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
By the way, that was funny. [img]mad.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/idea.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
so why is there an angry icon? or is that in reference to the non-moderator bit?
It means it was humor at my expense....so I'm acknowledging that that bites, but that it was also funny.