Alien Artifact Found in Sculpey's Yard.

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April 22nd, 2004, 08:15 PM
sculpey

While mowing my lawn this afternoon, I heard a horrific sound coming from under my lawnmower. Not being afraid of horrific sounds, I continued on till the clattering became too much for even this stalwart outdoorsman. Upon looking under the mower, I found this odd object. It wasn't in the yard last week, since I would have run over it then, so I can only assume that it's indeed part of an alien spacecraft.

[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QgD**wIU6KOjwqZs4LLmSzQsFWk1cZpSPBIxDFHQ0FsEsz95P HJCyzEpCRjUv9xYWmIENmRzgDF4kVt982K8LC*hJ7Y*viobcSG EiWkFRv0/artifact.jpg?dc=4675469181277930770[/img]

I've checked it closely to see if it vibrates or hums, to no avail. Though the family remains very cautious in its presence.

The TRUTH IS out there !!!!
April 22nd, 2004, 08:19 PM
-megalithanod

Hey - Where the hell did you get my doflicky that starts my whatsajig!

I lost that last week! Give it back!
April 22nd, 2004, 08:19 PM
Slytherin Snape

DAMN! You're lucky that thing didn't jump out and try to bite your legs/feet! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
April 22nd, 2004, 08:24 PM
Street Worm

I WANT TO BELIEVE !
April 22nd, 2004, 08:26 PM
Joranthalus

nice purple tree [img]smile.gif[/img]
April 22nd, 2004, 08:31 PM
Biomechanoid

I don't know how to tell you this, but you don't need a lawnmower. What you have there is outdoor carpet.
April 22nd, 2004, 08:35 PM
Darkest Angel

Quote:

Originally posted by Joranthalus:
nice purple tree [img]smile.gif[/img]

...looks more lavender to me...

...fuckin' hippies...

[img]wink.gif[/img]
April 22nd, 2004, 08:41 PM
Tr3s

Quote:

Originally posted by Street Worm:
I WANT TO BELIEVE !

[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TQAUA6sYUOYivmN*VfqepUMYdi!ueFtDT2DIWQ5bOrBprQ7wP Lj4lKxi2oiJ9BSZFKyTIGPVp40kAwFATnx!9f8B2ncFVRGvuqV zUhGhZxs6Z83IdjxAOg/mulderoffice.gif?dc=4675417051802922003[/img]

So does this guy...when he sobers up. [img]wink.gif[/img]
April 22nd, 2004, 08:43 PM
Drau

Gee Sculpy, I didnt know you lived that close to Roswell? If you ask me, I'd say it came from the planet Tentus-9 [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

The tree looks more like a Japanise Maple - if I correct is neither purple nor lavender, but dark red.
April 22nd, 2004, 08:46 PM
sculpey

Quote:

The tree looks more like a Japanise Maple - if I correct is neither purple nor lavender, but dark red

Give that amature botanist a contract !!!!!!!!!

It is indeed a Japanese maple.
April 22nd, 2004, 08:51 PM
*marv*

I'm calling the Little Pieces Of Rusty, Shitty, Broken Metal organization and reporting this abuse.

BUTCHER!
April 22nd, 2004, 09:00 PM
Drau

Quote:

Originally posted by sculpey:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />The tree looks more like a Japanise Maple - if I correct is neither purple nor lavender, but dark red

Give that amature botanist a contract !!!!!!!!!

It is indeed a Japanese maple.<hr /></blockquote>My dad's hobby was landscaping. One time my brother and I were helping him put in some form of evergreen; afterwards he turns to us and says: "If anyone asks, that's just a trimmed evergreen!"

We just kinda stared blankly at each other. WTF!?! Who's going to care if is a rare miniture Mongolian shrubbery!!!
[img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]
April 22nd, 2004, 09:02 PM
-megalithanod

Quote:

Originally posted by Drau:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by sculpey:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />The tree looks more like a Japanise Maple - if I correct is neither purple nor lavender, but dark red

Give that amature botanist a contract !!!!!!!!!

It is indeed a Japanese maple.<hr /></blockquote>My dad's hobby was landscaping. One time my brother and I were helping him put in some form of evergreen; afterwards he turns to us and says: "If anyone asks, that's just a trimmed evergreen!"

We just kinda stared blankly at each other. WTF!?! Who's going to care if is a rare miniture Mongolian shrubbery!!!
[img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img] <hr /></blockquote>I have a feeling there is a joke in there that I am just not caring to search for.......
April 22nd, 2004, 09:27 PM
Peter Peeker

well, the rare miniature Mongolian shrubbery has been outlawed in the US for over 50 years, you see...
April 22nd, 2004, 09:33 PM
Slytherin Snape

Quote:

Originally posted by Peeker:
well, the rare miniature Mongolian shrubbery has been outlawed in the US for over 50 years, you see...

similar to the drummer for MUNG [img]tongue.gif[/img]
April 22nd, 2004, 09:36 PM
Peter Peeker

well, kinda, yeah... [img]wink.gif[/img]
April 22nd, 2004, 10:16 PM
chaserfan

call it a sculpture and throw it back out there!
April 23rd, 2004, 11:19 AM
Andyman

If you mow it, they will come.
April 23rd, 2004, 02:36 PM
Biomechanoid

You've been watching Muppets From Space, eh?