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We have an intern, seems to be an alright guy, but he got me good the other day. I've been working on a Mac exclusively for the last 5 years, so I'm not up on all the PC tricks. He sends me one of those pop-up messages over the network telling me to stop dicking off and get back to work (I'm on a govt machine, so we're supposed to expect that)
Anyway, I took it in good fun, but it's my duty now to get him back.
I have no idea.
(And though humorous, Scott Fudderman-level 'kill his parents' jokes aren't helpful)
Mr. Stinkhead
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well, I WAS gonna suggest "roll him up in a carpet and throw him off of a bridge", but...
what aboot taking a screenshot of yer desktop, with a ton of useless icons, and then dropping that into his computer.
his regualr icons would still be there, but you could make fake shortcuts to such lovely things like "PornNetwork" and whatnot.
although they wouldn't actually do anything, it may cause some panic.
dunno if I explained myself very well... [img]confused.gif[/img]
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I'm assuming you're using Windows XP so here's what you do... and a step by step way to do it.
His new background...
http://baimun.home.comcast.net/background.jpg
You can browse to this page and "Right Click - Set as Background"
Next, right click on the start button and choose "properties" and then the "Start Menu" option. This will eliminate all desktop icons except for Recycle and Internet Explorer.
Next you right click on the taskbar and deselect "Lock the Taskbar" (if it's locked)
If you position your mouse at the upper edge you'll get an up and down arrow. Click and pull down.... the bar will compress into just a tiny blue line at the bottom of the page.
Make sure you right click on the background and UNCHECK "Auto Arrange" That way, you can place the Recycle bin Icon ontop of the graphic, or you can hide them off the edge of the screen.
Either way he will start clicking on menus, icons, and whatever.... AND NOTHING WILL WORK. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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I gotcha... take a screen shot of his wallpaper, add a bunch of bad shit, and then stick it back as his wallpaper... I could do that... I wouldn't know how to make innocent things link to hardcore balloon fetish porn, but he'd think it was spyware and shit.
Good idea.
Mr. Stinkhead
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Cool!
He's using a new Dell... I'm going to look online and try to find it unless someone has it.
(Can't describe it. Lots of "layers" looks like a gray and white tabby thing)
Mr. Stinkhead
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This is his wall paper I think.
http://www.bay-wolf.com/images/dserieswp.jpg
I'm going to town.
Mr. Stinkhead
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All you need to do is press "print screen" on his desktop, open paint, and press "CTRL V" and it will paste the entire desktop in.
Before hand you can rightclick and say "New Folder" or "New Text Document" and then name those folders and files shit like "Donkey Sex"
after you paste the screen shot up, delete those files... they'll still look like they're there but won't open.
If you do it that way... the rest of his background and desktop will still work.
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make sure you let us know what happens!!
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thank you Baimun, that's what I was trying to say.
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sweet.
I need to wait for him to go to lunch and not lock his keyboard.
Mr. Stinkhead
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In his word processing programs, change the font color to white, and make sure the background color is white.
