wanna buy my board off me for a snog? .. im just gonna go back to postin on others [img]wink.gif[/img]
actualy make it 2 snogs
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wanna buy my board off me for a snog? .. im just gonna go back to postin on others [img]wink.gif[/img]
actualy make it 2 snogs
I got 3 cents, a rock and some dirt from the bottom of my shoe.... Is that enough?
I don't know exactly what a snog is. Kinda scares me... but if Gary's willin' to buy it, it can't be all bad. *offers my 1/2 full orange can of pop and a rice krispie treat*
this just isnt acceptable ... this board is unique! .. its had naked women all over it .. rosters wankin off .. gay men kissin (that wasnt my own choice Brii .. that was CG an BK been funny .. they are yet to pay!) .. its had all sorts .. this board has gone down in history! ..
P.S - a snog .. is a smooch .. but with tounge! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
fine, how about 3 cent, a rock, some dirt, and an old super nintendo controller......
maybe if you chuck in Super Mario Cart too i might start thinkin about it
How about a copy of the rom? I'll give it to you right now for the board........ [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
hmmm i dunno .. have you got any atari 2600 games? ...
I would have to look for it, but I can give you a file that has every atari 2600 game ever made......
including .. Space martians from Hypergalactic energising rehabiliated refuge part III???
um, how the hell should I know..... I just told you I had a file, I never said anything about me using it..... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
and when you sell this board for a snog...or for a file that holds a square man who shoots square bullets......WHERE THE HELL AM I GONNA GO TO DRINK COFFEE IN THE MORNINGS?? HUH HUH HUH??
my board, lol
uhoh .. macys angry .. deals off Lizzie [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
not angry...I'm just a creature of habit. You've become a part of my morning routine...I'm not sure if my tender delicate feelings could take Gary being mean to me on a daily basis...specially at coffee time..
*Note: tender and delicate being key words in that sentence...*s
WHAT!!!!!!!!
When am I mean to you? Remember, "you're never just part of the crowd to me." [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
tender and delicate ..*L .. weak an frale more like babs [img]tongue.gif[/img]
I got 4 cents??? [img]biggrin.gif[/img] *L*
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first thing macy sees when she wakes up is meeee [img]smile.gif[/img] ... sos .. i had to pick up on this .. it was to good to miss
4 Cents?? .. .you lot are takin the piss! .. *L
4 cents eh?
How about a nudy pic, ray?
bay
day
fay
gay
hey
jay
lay
may
nay
pay
say
way
sounds good to me, Lizzie
frizzie
dizzy
busy
cant think
sounds good to me, Lizzie
frizzie
dizzy
busy
cant think
Gary
marry
harry
barry
fatty
matty
bored!
yuh huh....are too ....yes sir...ya dumped me for a beer...I think the quote had..."fuck her, let's go have a beer"....in it somewhere...
Ray....shaddup.
its nice to know im loved enit *L
shaddups [img]frown.gif[/img]
*tosses 2 condoms, 3 snickerdoodles, a plate fulla fudge, my undies, and a styrofoam ball painted orange on the table & runs off in search of more stuff*
*tosses a nudie pic of macy, a paperclip, 4 rocks, a half a little bag of cool ranch doritos, and 12 love beads on the table & runs out in search of more stuff*
*tosses a deflated giant inflatable sheep, a glow in the dark superball, a used envelop, a business card, and a piece of lint on the table & runs off in search of more stuff*
*tosses my bra, a hawaii keychain, a statue of liberty lighter, a pen, and a choose your own adventure book on the table & runs off in search of more stuff*
*tosses a movie ticket stub, a christmas ornament, a smelly candle, a little AM/FM radio, and 25 tickets to the Super Bowl on the table & runs off in search of more stuff*
Makes offer:
Ok, 2 nudy pics [img]smile.gif[/img]
Macy, you never came back. I'm only gonna wait so long. And it could have been worse, I could have dumped you for a smoke.... [img]cool.gif[/img]
*gazes at the stuff on the table.*
This is a good pic of me...*grins
I'm back Gary darlin'...now what?
Ray, it's ok if ya sell the board to Mystic...she entertains me quite well...but ya still have to play with me in the mornings.
She's not getting the board.....
3 nudy pics
So macy, you wanta get a beer and some smokes?? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
k...we can do that this afternoon...right now we could get some coffee...and you could tell me all about you..
*holds out my cup and grins*
I take mine black... sometimes with a little sugar.
Macy, can i get a litlle sugar from you this morning? And I'll take my coffee black.
*puckers up and gives gary some sugar*
Yanno...I'm being aweful nice to you this morning...rare. I musta got up on the other side of the bed.
Then you must have gotten up on the right side........
*that wasn't even somewhat funny* [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
Do you have any of those "S" shaped cookies for the coffee?
<font color="#00FF00" size="1">[ December 20, 2002 07:01 AM: Message edited by: SmokinLizzies ]</font>
*fetches the Snickerdoodles Mystic left* This is the best I can do at the moment...I have to shower for work....and I'll be BACK....*s
*tosses $12, a nudie pic of Macy AND Me....together....a green file folder, another glow in the dark super ball, some blistex, and a prepaid phone card on the table & runs out in search of more stuff*
Mystic(F)uel you're not getting this board!!
Offers a cracked password to a nudy site!!
grabs the nudie pick of you 2 an runs to the fax machine [img]wink.gif[/img]
keep on goin though .. im thinkin about it ..