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Right, this poster's block has gone on long enough.
*puts on leather flying helmet and goggles*
I've taken advice from my good friend Wile E. Coyote, and he's informed me of this spiffy machine that'll help me out.
*puts on large jet-pack type thing*
No more lurking in silence! This little beauty should have me tearing through the threads in no time at all!
*bends forward and press button on side of jet pack. It makes strange coughing noises*
StP, here I come!!
*jet pack shoots off, leaving me standing, bent over, with a strip of burnt skin along my back*
...
Shit.
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*hands Ers a moist towlette*
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*comes running along, sees Ersby and stops*
beep beep
*goes running off again*
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*shakes fist uselessly at RichC and then plummets downwards because he'd run off a cliff that, amazingly, he hadn't noticed before*
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*rapidly sets up a trampoline at base of cliff to catch Ersby*
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** gets out a slide whistle and makes that 'bomb dropping' sound **
Fhe-eeeeeeee-uuuuu-wwwww
** waits for the inevitable "splat" **
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Well ain't that the damndest thang.....
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*boing*
Ersby bounces off the trapoline that Jadian had set up and flys back up towards the top of the cliff.
"Hey Ersby, long time no see!"
Ersby waves and disappears from view.
"Dang, now where'd he go?"
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*is walking along a cliff minding her own business when something slams into her, knocking her to the ground*
*groans, gets up*
Hmmm, a jetpack. From ACME. What kind of idiot would put that on.
*looks around*
*puts on jetpack*
*stands straight up, presses button on side*
*zooms up into the sky*
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Dwim is trying to look through telescope tryuing to catch a glimpse a fireball thingy in his view...
A comet? he thought. He calls the observatory to report, then got it confirmed that it is indeed a comet. Now watch for Comet Dwim hurtling through the sky...
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*AsIs pears over ledge to see where friend Ersby went. She is almost knocked off the ledge when a unidentified object hurtles towards her at rapid speed.*
Bran?
"Wahhhhhhh!" AsIs screams as she finds her self clutching a rocket propeled Bran.
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**tracking the action with his Acme binoculars**
Oooo! THIS has potential!
Grrr-ow, grrrr-ow!
(that's a Pepee Le Phew growl there)
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*is frantically flapping his arms in an attempt to stay in flight*
*is suddenly hit by Bran, Asis and jet pack*
Phew! I'm saved!
*jet pack starts to make spluttering noise*
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*watches as group falls out of the sky*
beep beep
*takes off again*
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*runs around with trampoline, trying to stay under the malfunctioning rocketpack*
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*gets a call from the observatory*
dwim: hello?
observatory: that's one messed up comet!
d: whaddya mean?
o: it goes up and down into space to the ground and back into space again.
d: well darn, and here i thought i'm going down into history.
o: well, have a good evening
*click*
dwim paces the floor. was not satisfied so he paced some more...
then he hears a crash outside his house, so he looks out the window. there was a trampoline on top of jadian.
"you ok?" dwim asked. but before he could hear her answer, the jetpack/branflakes/asis crashed into his house and blew it all to pieces...
my house! my house! my kingdom of a house!
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*a tiny, squashed-up Ersby waddles away from the wreckage, muttering incomprehensible curses*
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*swinging in her birdcage*
[img]graemlins/music.gif[/img] i'm a tweet widdle bird in a gilded cage
tweety's my name but i don't know my age ... [img]graemlins/music.gif[/img]
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that freakin' bird survived? *gasp*
well, that's one lucky bird...
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Who's playing that accordian?
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*baby kangaroo bounces around Ersby in a carefree manner*
*Ersby swings at it; baby kangaroo effortlessly ducks, smiling all the while*
*baby kangaroo balances itself on its tail and kicks Ersby back into the rubble*
CRASH!!!!!
*baby kangaroo bounces away*
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*pokes head out of rubble*
*sees numerous tweety birds flying around her head*
MEDIC!
*collapses*
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*wanders through thread*
*looks around at rubble*
"Right then, glad to see I haven't missed much, carry on." [img]wink.gif[/img]
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*is lying on the couch in the psychologists office* [img]confused.gif[/img]
Chaos : *Babbling helplessly*
Shrink : (in that voice that makes you want to kick their teeth in)
Now, now, calm down and tell me more about this flying three headed alien you say tried to abduct you
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AAAARRRRRGGH!
*runs screaming from the shrink's office*
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*runs into the psychologist's office*
beep beep
*runs out*
