in regards to toilet paper....
do you wad.... or fold? or both?
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in regards to toilet paper....
do you wad.... or fold? or both?
Both.
I fold.
<font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">you fold AND wad???Quote:
Originally posted by TastinGood:
Both.
yah! i could FEEEEEEEEL your pain! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
It isnt so much the pain now (IE THANKS TO THE WINK WINK lil helpers the doc gave me) but now it is the Smell that is BUGGIN me. I mean either my sense of smell just sky rocketed or my ass is STINKY! I mean I wash it , whipe it , wash it, but i swear one lil CREEEEEEEEEEEEK of the leg side ways and the scab or what ever you call says OHHHHHHHH had enuf RIIIIIIIIIP drip drip ooze drip .. and I am like HUFFFFF ARGHHHHH off to the potty to repeat the sequence and come back only to smell blood and i wonder HMMM ok if i can smell SOMEONE else has to be able to , back to the potty. WASH WASH WASH WASH whipe. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
How do you women deal with this 7 days straight!!
scented feminine hygene products??
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
1) open google
2) type in search
3)"male ass hygene product"
4) NO RESULTS FOUND
5) type in WILL FEMALE PAD FIT MALE ASS?
6) [img]graemlins/sheep.gif[/img]
HMMMMMMMMM ok off to find the Freebreeze, order eaters, and lysol [img]mad.gif[/img] [img]mad.gif[/img]
this may sound strange....
but maybe a baby wipe?
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm I think we have those!! (KISSES FEET OF SHATZY THE MASTER)
may all your camels have 2 humps Shatzy! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
let me know how it goes [img]tongue.gif[/img]
speaking of which... maybe you can take some to
work with you... instead of using that gay assed
tree bark soaked in water.
i think they come in disposable/flushable
GMTA... and thanks for the suggestion. You dont know , ok well maybe you do.. but damn walking around smelling your own ass isnt the best way to start off a day with confidance.
And I would hope they were disposable.. It isnt like I would wanna keep em around to show the grand kids [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font color="#663300" size="1">[ August 06, 2003 03:54 AM: Message edited by: Cyalaytr ]</font>
Cya, you really kick ass for being able to make so much fun about it [img]smile.gif[/img]
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well there goes my craving for cheesecake bites
I use to pull about 10 feet out and fold in half and half again and whipe once then fold in half and whipe again.....
but now that I have the bleeding sore as hell ass from the resent doc minor surgery on Fri I try not to frequent the bathroom unless I am at home and then I just go and then hop in the shower and hope that anything remaining on my ass is small enough to go down the drain after a wash with the shower messager and some soft soap.
BUT heaven forbid I have to make a BM at work or worse yet move fast enough to rip it open again and it bleeds then one must soak and soak the tree bark they have for TP paper here with water from the sink, hope in the stall close and lock the door and do your buisness , then dab dab dab dab dab with enough watered down tree bark then lightly whipe and try not to scream out loud and walk gently back to desk hoping i got it all and that it doesnt bleed thru my pants,
Tangent.. speaking of blood. Nothing smells worse then ass blood, well except maybe menstral blood. BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa ICK make me puke right there and I am not squemish by any sort.
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good LORD!
how utterly visual! [img]eek.gif[/img]
great adjectives [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
You asked... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Being able to laugh about your own situation is very important yeah [img]smile.gif[/img] And i'm just glad to see you can laugh about this extremely sensitive thing [img]wink.gif[/img]
Oh, and that would be a good name for em, wouldn't it? Cheesecakebites!
if you can't laugh at yourself.........
then ...... never ever... even crack a smirk in someone elses direction....
laughing at yourself.... and your situations.... is a quality more people need
*throws.....CYa ................ a banana......
ummmm damn... i dont even think the original question even matters anymore... anyone tough enough to go thru that AND joke about it deserves a hell of alot of respect....
That's what i meant. Kick-ass Cya [img]smile.gif[/img]
<font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">[img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by demon chloe:
if you can't laugh at yourself.........
then ...... never ever... even crack a smirk in someone elses direction....
**** quietly eat banana and hopes it doesnt give me the runs, Remembering that I did smack Demon in the head with a fruit a while back and maybe this is her revenge**** HMMMMMM
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well she is the demon
*cheers for the demon*
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All this fruit is making me hungry again [img]redface.gif[/img]
Well I wouldnt put it past her.. you have to keep an eye on her. [img]wink.gif[/img]
Though she was the only one who sent me a get well wish for me an my ass. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
this board always makes me hungry for some reason *coughchessecakebitscoughmentionedincoughmostlyeve rycoughthread*
maybe i shouldn't write like that becasue of the
is to le billy's guitar incident
LOL!!! its so true [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]
Well, i got it this time [img]wink.gif[/img]
me too!
*feels proud*
haha
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This place feels happy [img]smile.gif[/img]
I need to find some fish smilies to express that.
http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/contrib/fk/fish.gif [img]graemlins/island.gif[/img] http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/contrib/fk/fish.gif [img]graemlins/rainbow.gif[/img]
goodness u really like those fishy smiles dont ya
<font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Well fi you cant laff at yourself then you are just WAAAAAAAAAAY to up tight. Besides if I didnt do it, someone else would [img]wink.gif[/img] And we cant have that now can we? But now that it hurts less the humor seems to be found in all sorts of places about it.Quote:
Originally posted by zelazny:
Cya, you really kick ass for being able to make so much fun about it [img]smile.gif[/img]
And Cheesecake bites. [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]
no no cheesecakebites [img]biggrin.gif[/img] [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
we were all like wwwwwoooooooooooooooooaaaahhhhh
and your like woah
and we were all like wwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
dude youve got some serious thrill issues
havent seen the movie but that was classic in the shorts [img]tongue.gif[/img]