there was a little green martian that crash landed on earth ... not knowin where he was he made his way into a large wooded area .. the trees spoked him cause he never saw one before .. suuddenly he came across a ......
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there was a little green martian that crash landed on earth ... not knowin where he was he made his way into a large wooded area .. the trees spoked him cause he never saw one before .. suuddenly he came across a ......
http://www.erblist.com/abg/grman.jpgfunny looking animal only standing on his hind legs....he stop and checked out this funny looking thing ...he felt so scared as the funny animal slowly moved towards him..he covered his eyes ..thinking this would........
make him disapear ... he thought if i cant see him he cant see me ... but he suddenly felt one of his antenie's that are stickin out of his belly gettin sniffed ... with out a second to spare he ....
pulled out his supergalatic, purplebubbler, ray ray waterpistol and began to sray the animal with galatic holy water spray.....before his eyes the animal bgain to turn into a hidious......................
16 foot female breats! ... the huge breats wobbled towards him ... the little alien bailed out fast .. but was been shot at with a white substance ,,, he turned round whilst runnin an noticed this huge boobie was firin milk at him ... he dove into a cave escape ... he couldnt see a thing it was pitch black .. he wondered down this cave for an hour ... he couldnt see an was definatley lost ... so he ...
Sat down on a rock and cryed.....he cryed for a minute until, he felt a warm sensation on his shoulder, looking over he saw a white substance on his alian jacket....ahhhh it the gigantic breasts he scream. "Breasts who said breast" boomed the voice of a huge yellow rooster, who, at the sound of the word breast begain to pull his already blistered and red penis more, the alien was scared, this huge rooter was spraying the white substance everywhere so he .................
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...said the little alien...WTF...ice cream in a cave ....reminds me of a story my daddy told me once about how you can have ya cake and eat it tooooooooo.The dripping little fellow stood quickly and ran to the cave entrance...the growth on the outside was pretty thick this day ...good to hide little alien objects...he had a little bag with him full of goodies..he took out his siccors and started to trim away at the opening the hedge was to thick so he looked in his trusty little bag and got out.........
Axe, the axe was covered in icecream from the cave and was not trimming well, so with his extra long tongue he licked the icecream off the axe, it tasted really nice to him, he contemplated going back into the cave and getting more. but he know he was on a mission,, so he axed his way through th thick hedged to his surprise................
<font color="#000000" size="1">[ December 02, 2002 07:12 AM: Message edited by: Indea ]</font>
there was a big pile of ice cream!! .... he licked his lips an bent down to take a lick of this ice cream ... but just before his tounge managed to touch ice cream .... the floor gave way an he slid down a massive slide ... untill hittin the bottom ... he shook his head still stunned (this is where he would have birds an stars goin round his head in the cartoons) ... glancing up he saw not 1 .. not 2 ... but 50 big yellow roosters .. all holdin there pump action penises ... aimin it at the little guys head ... with out hesitation .. he grabbed his "rooster's penis frying RAY RAY gun" ... and aimed at one a the roosters japs eye .. an pressed the trigger .. but it was jammed .... so he .....
Grabbed out the first thing he could find in his bag, a super dooper jar of hand cream, The little alien looked at the pump action penis's that were pointing at his head, They were so red and sore it looked at though they were going to fall off "No wonder they are grumpy there penis's are sore" so the little alien approched the main rooster. "excuse me sir" I mean you no harm, I see you penis's are very red, have you ever tried cream on them to sooth them?. The head rooster was suspisious of what the little rooster was giving him so he order one of his henchman to give it a try, the henchman put it on and............................
<font color="#00FF00" size="1">[ December 03, 2002 07:46 AM: Message edited by: Indea ]</font>
his eyes opened really wide,,,,,,,not only did he find he could strangle his blue vein ice cream clucker he also could finally enjoy it he found it more fun then a job( [img]eek.gif[/img] ) they all put there hands out for the creaming and while the head rooster smotrhered the otheres hand the alien took off out the back door...(mmm gay? nope)as he headed up the dark yet wet tunnel he could feel the trembling of the outa walls of this tunnel getting tighter....OMG where the hell am I the little alien thought...he reached into his trusty little bag of goodies and fiddled about and pulled out his trusty gun thingy he found at the strange shop he visited in that last place he landed...http://www.bbwkim.com/toys/toy04.jpg
he studied it and decided it would be good for.....
*L .. how'd you find all these pics!
anyway .. the walls were gettin tighter an were startin to tremble ... then behind him he heard load noises .. not quite sure what they were but there we gettin louder .. an the jerks inside this tunnel were gettin stronger ... at the end of the tunnel was a light .. then he realised he was actualy inside a GIANT roosters penis!! ... an this rooster was currently crackin one off!! ... he ran as fast as his little tenticle legs could take him ... sunndenly BAMMMMM he was hit in the back ... by what looked like a huge white tadpole! .. suddenly millions of these giant white tadpoles whooshed him towards the end of the tunnel ... as he flew out the japs eye he looked down mid air to notice a giant magazine .. with a picture of a giant naked lady rooster ... before ploppin onto the floor with all the tadpoles .. he looked round in amazment .. he was in the LAND OF THE GIANTS ROOSTER ... without hesitation .. driven by fear he .....
gathered up one of the tadpoles and a sample of the white substance (for analisis in the lab wen he got home) and put it in his back pack. the little alian could now here a loud noice like a grumbling bear, he looked at the giant rooster who was now in a deep sleep. "Note to self" the little alian though after they fire there weapons they sleep, this information may coome in handy for the little fellow down the track. Now with every thing in his nap sack began to walk over the giant porno mag, he stopped to look at it and felt a strange feeling from inside his shorts.....................
he looked down to where this strange feelin was comin from .. an noticed a lump! ... he looked close .. an the lump was gettin bigger ... NOOOOOOO he shouted ... i have a rooster infection where it causes me to grow a third leg!! ... so he grabbed it an shook it to try an stop it .. but as he did this he noticed that it was a real nice feelin ... so he started playin with it ... the little lump before long was a 12 foot monster .. with antenies! .. he assumed this was a weapen .. so lookin at the naked roooster mag .. he climbed up the leg of the giant rooster ... PAYBACK he said .. he stood on the beak of the rooster an shot the big yellow bastard in the face ... as he did the sensation was so nice he couldnt hold in a giant OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ... the rooster awakend but couldnt open his eyes ... die to the fact he had green alien goo in his eye ... the little alien jumped of the beak an landed on the mag of the naked rooster .. his face just happened to land on the roosters boob ... and appeared the lump again ... he could run .. so he grabbed his little penis an /....
began to shoot his bullets at the rooster but his little chucker got out of control and began to spray everywhere. "holy shit" The little alian thought to himself "this things more powerful then I thought" he said to himself, "Hey stop that" came a little voice from out of the wood "you got me in the eye" Taking his mind off the giant rooster, the little alien walked over to where the voice came from. Just behind the bushes was the sweatest little alien he ever did see, dressed in leather, handcuffed to a tree..............
he looked at the preety little 4 eyed alien an realised this was the women of his dreams ... she had 4 georgios eyes with long green eye lashes ... both her mouths had the best lips he'd ever seen (bieng a man he imagined placin his new weapen in there [img]smile.gif[/img] ) ... her bubble head was amazin ... so as she was cuffed to a tree he went to tell her about his feelins ... he went right up close to her ear an was about to softly whisper in her ear ....... when he noticed that there was thick green ear wax down her ear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... he imediatly started to gag .. an told the whore to wash her ears out!!!! ... suddenly she vanished into thin air an the tree she was chained to grabbed him!! .. it was a trick! ... the tree grabed him then .....
He was handcuffed to it. the little alian was fightened, his backpack was out of reach, he screamed as loud as he could for help. Out of the tree dropped a alien ,similer to the one that had dissapeared from the tree earlier, this one was carrying a sword. "Amazon's" the little man said to himself. It had been a fantasy of all the men on his planet to gat taken by an amazon, for all amasonian women were very sexualy active women and used men for sex all of the time. A smile went over the little fellows face, and his weapon begain to rise. "who are you" said the warrior amason said as she jab her sword into the little alians belly........ "I mean you no harm" said the little fellow, I was throwing my ice cream at a giant rooster and before I know it I was caught up in this tree".
"The giant rooster hey" said the amzon, we fight them all the time, they try and take our women and.....well we won't go into that, let me take you to my leader and with that the amazon..............
fighter took him off to the leader .... he came to a big castle .. he was lead through loadsa rooms before finaly coming to a big door where the amazon warrior knocked .. this sweet little voice said enter ... an the door opened ... lookin forward there was a big throan an the most georgios alien sittin on it ... the little guy gotta a hardon .. errrr enabled his weapen i mean ... he was pushed to the ground infront of her three legs ... he looked down to the floor as the amazon warrior explained its findings ... he heard "he claims to be fightin against the giant roosters" ... she lifted his head up an looked down at him ... you dont look much of a fighter she sais ... bring on the testers ... suddenly 4 sexy amazon aliens entered ... you will defeat these if you are to be seen worthy .... the little aliens eyes lit up .. as the 4 sexy warriors pushed him to the ground ... rappin him up in there legs an tenticles .. he wasnt puttin up much of a fight cause he was actualy enjoying the beatin .. suddenly it came to much for him an he shot his load all over them by accident ... sticking them to the floor ... YOU WON!! sais the princess alien .. she walked up to him and ....
oh god ray ray this one is going to need some thought, I will have to put a to be continued on it for tonight *L*
*L .. aighty ... [img]wink.gif[/img]
alrighty so the little fellow is standing infrount of the queen, she jabbed him with a stick with what looked like a shriveled up roosters penis on the end of it. Your an alright speciman she said, but you still havn't convinced me that you are fighting the rooster, mmmm test number 2. if you pass this then I will reavaluate (how ever you spell it) you again. With that a huge amazon with saggy breast grabbed the little aliens arm and dragged him to her room, on the way he passed many male alians from many different aliens asleep in there cages with smiles on there face. The huge amazon threw the little alien into the door of her room and....................
chained him up ... then she took her feathers off an she was naked! ... she had the most stinkin pink bristley skin an her bum had rooster shit all over it .. the little alien started to gag!! ... he was strugglin as she straddled the little guy ... her shitty as touched him an he screamed .. GET OF MY YOU STINKIN LARDY FAT ASSED SLUT OF A BIRD!!!! ... 2with that the princess came in an stabbed the fat dirty trout .... an looked down at him .. you passed again .. the test was to see if you would get sexualy arroused by our enemy ... she looked down at the little alien all helpless an chained down .. turned round an closed the door .. an locked it ... the place was silent as she walked towards him ... she was horny!! .. she ...
Soul help, don't let ray ray be the king of the story *L* I am stuck for ideas tonight*L*
ahhhhhh [img]cool.gif[/img] *G
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
the little alien just kept really still for he had just about died of complete shock when that ugly bird jumped him .He tried to get the dead bird off him so he could see more of the princess but the beak of the bird seemed to have gotten caught on his chest fur(aliens have fur on there chests not hair*S*)...she was trying so hard to seduce the alien(opps the princess not the dead bird ok) she wiggled her butt slowly her back fat slideing fast from side to side...she was turning herself on just at the thought of what the little alien had under that dead chicken.The Poor little alien was finding it really hard to see the princess the chickens head was covering his view and his little arms were still...mmmm chained or what ever....he
decided to use a little alien method that he learned along time ago .. using his tounge .. it turned into a spike .. an jabbed the dead rooster right through the head ... leaving a perfect spy hole ... he peared through the bloody hole .. just intime to see that the alien chick had all her clothes off ... he instantly got a stiffy throwing dead bird up in the air on top of the princess ... she lay motionless .. the door was locked ... an he was chained to the floor .. he didnt know what to do so he ...
Went to sleep and started to dream......about
having filthy dirty sex .. this exactly what he dreamed .. with every detail ....
why the little alien was asleep, the lady alien came over with a very larged knife and cut off his penis.....
hey ray ray, souly miss me? *L*
*G atcha .. welcome back . .smoochez
no .. we didnt!
no .. we didnt!
YAHHHHHHHH ya back....
just as she is about to cut off the Aliens penis the dog who is asleep in the corner wakes up..sees the women looking and playing with what the dog thinks is a salami and jumps up sniffing straight to the salami and........
catches an eye full of alien spunk! ... the dog cant see an bights the womens hand ...... escape!! he thinks .. gets up and starts runnin for the nearest
Jar ....and [img]redface.gif[/img]
trips .. and
lands on top of and [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]
lands oon top of what .. he wonders *L
the alien goes into slow motion and sees the salami.. and
eats it up and