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I just received a great email in my mail box from a spammer. As soon as I read the subject line, I had to share it with someone. If you ever have a great spam subject line or just a great line in an email, drop it here. here is my line
"I wiped my butt the other day and there was sperm coming out"
Honestly, how cheesy is that. And the sad thing is, this is a subject line that many people would really get off on. what sick people.
my GAWD!
iv'e never seen a subject line like that...
spam or no.
sure, we all get the mighty 'enlarge your penis',
'college freshmen skirts' and shit like that...
but no 'sperm from my ass' lines
this is a great topic.
too bad i just deleted my bulk mail folder
last night... i had 50+ goodies i coulda shared.
gimme a day or two to build it back up [img]tongue.gif[/img]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Comic Sans MS, Verdana">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#42008c"><font size=2 face="Comic Sans MS, Verdana">Originally posted by GravyTrain:
And the sad thing is, this is a subject line that many people would really get off on. what sick people.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
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That is not a way to get on my good side. and just because i spank monkeys doesn't mean i get off on sperm coming out of people's butts
I had a great one the other day, I'm upset I deleted it. It was something along the lines of "Iraq soldier shot while Americans watch and masturbate".... I KID YOU NOT!!!!! If I ever get it again, I will not only post the correct title, but the content also.
That would definiltey be one of the best lines I have heard. And yes, if you get it again, please post it, I am very interested as to what that is advertising.
I just got one that was "Get humped"
Nice....definitely a new one that I have never heard...
This isn't a subject line but it's pretty funny. In a pathetic kinda way.
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I have seen this advertised before, it's a joke....Why in the hell would someone want to pay 6 dollars for a deck of cards with a bunch of dirty rag heads on them....hell..give me some nudie cards to play with
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...&category=1438
Here's another great one
"Only real men choose to shove their peters down my p00per"
I would like to meet the person(s) who comes up with these
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Comic Sans MS, Verdana">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#42008c"><font size=2 face="Comic Sans MS, Verdana">Originally posted by GravyTrain:
"Only real men choose to shove their peters down my p00per"
I would like to meet the person(s) who comes up with these</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
I think I know who came up with that one:
http://www.boomspeed.com/kingbean2/pooper.jpg
I would like to shake that man's hand.....
100 words a minute....*reaches out to shake young man's hand*
*shakes GT's hand*
Congratulations.
This isn't a headline, but I thought it was very funny that these guys made it look like they were replying to an email I had sent. Coz, like, I'd really ask someone that.
Hi,
I?just?got?a?30?year?fixed?mortgage?at?4.875%.?I?f ound
this?website?where?Lenders?compete?for?your?busine ss.
I?thought?you?may?want?to?look?at?it.
here's?the?url
http://www.hoop-land.com/short/
Thanks,
Mortgage?Man
don't?want?anymore??then?please?go?here.
http://www.hoop-land.com/rm.html
>?hey?man
>
>?could?you?please?give?me?that?site?where
>?I?can?pay?a?whole?bunch?less,?even?on?my
>?mortgage?repayments??my?accountant
>?said?4.8%?was?the?way?to?go.
>
>?thanks..
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Comic Sans MS, Verdana">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#42008c"><font size=2 face="Comic Sans MS, Verdana">Originally posted by KingBean:
>?hey?man
>
>?could?you?please?give?me?that?site?where
>?I?can?pay?a?whole?bunch?less,?even?on?my
>?mortgage?repayments??my?accountant
>?said?4.8%?was?the?way?to?go.
>
>?thanks..
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thats criminal.... [img]graemlins/thumbs_down.gif[/img]
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/30498.html
Not a subject line, but funny.
is this thread still popping up???? [img]confused.gif[/img]
Yes, and I'm gonna keep popping it up, too.
<font color="#6633ff" size="1">[ May 02, 2003 07:01 AM: Message edited by: KingBean ]</font>
I love this thread.....I wish I got more funny spam lines though...i guess I need to sign up for more porn like KingBean does
[img]eek.gif[/img]
I.. err.. uhhh... but I... errr....
*clicks back button*
hahahahahahahhaaaa!!!
still looking for that competitor soccer pic, eh???
[img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]
mmmm... soccer
"Want to feel me wrapping my tight asian lips around your hotdog"
mmmm... hotdog
Sad to say, I've had very little spame lately, except for those shitty ones where the subject line reads along the lines of
Hey! (AGXCBITDNYIOA721F8)
what's the deal with those? did they just get sick of making original spam or something and decide to just let a monkey start sending out their emails? i do'nt get it, i don't want to understand it, and it pisses me off how much spam people send out.
I grabbed his rod like a mic, squired down my throat and swallowed
'Swallow it, cunt!' the rapist yells
Need credit?
A doona is a very warm blanket with duck feathers in it*L*
[img]eek.gif[/img] That's some whacked spam you're getting there...
'Ingest it, whore!' the rapist bawls
you get lots of spam dealing with rapists....are you part of some rapist newsgroup or something....holy smokes
Yeah I know you'd think so huh!
Maybe it's a sign...
Hey, better than those emails i used to get for sceptic tanks. I have no idea what those things are, but all of a sudden i got a deluge of those [img]confused.gif[/img]
Unless I am mistaken, those would be large underground poopy tanks that are used to store large amounts of feces and other fluhsable items to be deposited into the sewer systems.....
that could be way off....but it's sounds gross enough anyways
"Rude attacks on pretty women "
"Vlad has a fat pen1s and he's a great rapist"
ok,....now you are really scaring me