You are my ideal woman! I'd love to get with you! but that's not gonna happen.. oh well.. [img]frown.gif[/img] xxx Just thought I'd let you know.
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You are my ideal woman! I'd love to get with you! but that's not gonna happen.. oh well.. [img]frown.gif[/img] xxx Just thought I'd let you know.
ha ha ahhh bless
aint that sweet!
nat walked into a door yesterday which i found quite comical just out of intrest
coz she's a spaz
and a lesbien
yeah thanks Adam Carr!....there ain't no lesbian bone in my body!
Yeah, Nat loves the cock.
in her ass
How come you didn't just PM Nat?
PM? Whats that?
I cant see why baljit..shes big and fat and fucking stinks like kippers that someone has used to wipe their arse with.
personal messege/massage
just imagine how full her 'inbox' would be then
I think shes gorgeous, and smells nice. so how do I PM?
aaawww bless... are you as small as nat? 'cos that would be dead funny to see 2 midgets together.. he he he... PM is a private message.. look at the top left of the hostboard page...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Fozz:
personal messege/massage
just imagine how full her 'inbox' would be then</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
i quote Mr.Pete Wilson "12 inches? dosnt even touch the sides..."
Better still, why don't you just ask her if you can take her out, to her face? I'm sure she'd be much more impressed by that... [img]wink.gif[/img]
most ladies would be...but ya never know how harsh the 'fuck off i think you're an ugly cunt' is going to be so it puts people off
Yeah, you're right. Ahh, the amount of people I would have asked on a date if I had the bollocks/didn't have such a fear of rejection...
haha yeah dave because you're so good at talking to people you like [img]wink.gif[/img] hehe
Wha?? What do you mean?? Hey, I get where I'm going eventually!! lol. You're right. I'm a hopeless case when it comes to telling someone I like them [img]redface.gif[/img] Besides, how would you know that, anyways??
all men are fucking rubbish at this.
there seem to be two choices
a) " alright sugar" *slap in face with cock*
or
b)"i really love you, i always have, ever since my cat died when i was six, ive felt incomplete..." etc *slap in his face with nats cock*
lol