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I went and laid in a tanning bed last night for the first time in my life. i always thought that guys that did it were gay and just down right stupid. i also saw it as cheating, i mean if you can't get out in the sun at all, you don't deserve to look dark.
then i started working in an office from 10 - 6 everyday. well, when i began blinding myself looking in the mirror, i decided that it wouldn't be too bad to try it.
well there ya go, i've turned into the type of person i didn't ever want to become and i have this upcoming wedding to blame, because cristi tans, and she is really dark, so i had to tan so that i wouldn't look like a ghost in my wedding pictures, and i didn't want to burn while laying on the white sands of jamaica's beaches on the honeymoon.
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Comic Sans MS, Verdana">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#42008c"><font size=2 face="Comic Sans MS, Verdana">Originally posted by GravyTrain:
so i had to tan so that i wouldn't look like a ghost in my wedding pictures, and i didn't want to burn while laying on the white sands of jamaica's beaches on the honeymoon.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Nice justification.
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i didn't think being in a tanning bed offered
protection against damages of the sun.
now i'll admit that i don't know... because i
don't keep up with that kinda information...
i find that whole superficiality awfully dangerous
to play with.... it can really hurt you.
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the tanning beds themselves won't actually protect me from the sun down there, but i am very less likely to burn if i were to go with a little bit of color in my skin
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ah, i see. [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Comic Sans MS, Verdana">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#42008c"><font size=2 face="Comic Sans MS, Verdana">Originally posted by GravyTrain:
and i didn't want to burn while laying on the white sands of jamaica's beaches on the honeymoon.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Are you sure you just didn't want to blend in with the white sands in Jamaica?
Your not a homo because of the tanning beds dj, you're a homo because you started talking to me.
<font color="#6633ff" size="1">[ May 23, 2003 07:27 PM: Message edited by: Babi BootifuL ]</font>
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no need to explain...I have several heterosexual, male friends that lay in tanning beds regularly...some during their work lunch breaks [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
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No, your just a plain ol' fag. simple. tanning beds are not for heterosexual males my friend. stop now while you can.
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too late, i went again last night, and i signed up for unlimited tanning per month...
also, my butt is now burned
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HAHA!! So is it like red? or just the "burnt" sensation?
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gt got spanked.... tee hee [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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it was pretty red...bright red to be exact. but i didn't go all weekend, but i did get alot of sun monday afternoon, so my arms are pretty red. what sucks though is that we went mudding that morning, so i had mud caked on my arms. we came back to grab a bite to eat, and then went back out, well it was on that second outing that i got all the sun, and of course everywhere that mud was caked on, i got no sun under it, i have spots on my arms now [img]frown.gif[/img]
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the spots were hardly noticable.
i don't think i would have noticed them had
you not pointed them out.
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you can hardly see them now, that is correct, but that afternoon when I got out of the shower and as I was scraping off the mud that afternoon, it was very very noticeable. the burn/tan has since blended into the other non-tanned portions
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Sometimes I wish I could "turn" gay...I think girls are so much easier to read/figure out than boys...I'd be such a pimp (?????) if I were gay...I'd know how to play all the ladies
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you should go gay...that would be so cool
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ok, i'm not mad at you anymore, but next time, a blow job isn't going to fix things
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Can't you tell the difference between me and your blow up doll?
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that's the only way you are goign to score....
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The closest you can get to scoring at the moment is me on webcam..
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at least i don't have to resort to personal care product containers like hair spray cans or deodorant cans!!!!
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Just because you enjoy shoving them up your ass, doesn't mean you have to apply them to MY sexual life. I'm doing just fine THANK you very much. Hmph.
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i thought i told you to keep that a secret, you don't want me telling everyone the real reason you got ratbag do you?
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You introduced me to beastiality, so you can;t talk.
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don't blame me for that, i don't own any animals, (and no it isn't because i used them for my sexual pleasure and then released them)
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Yeah, it's because Animal Care Services (ACS) took them away from you, and put them in the a loving (no, not in THAT way DJ) home...
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so, i'm laying in the tanning bed last night, i tell the guy before i go in...i want to lay for 12 minutes, he says ok, and i go in and lay down..
i listen to one 50 cent song, then an eminem song, then another 50 cent song...and the bed is still going. another song starts and finishes...most songs last about 3 or 4 minutes and i just listened to 4 of them. hmm....i'm beginning to wonder how long i've been in.
so i lay there a bit longer and they turn off the radio and i hear keys like they are locking up. so i decide to get up and see how much more time i have. i still had 5 minutes left....so i turned off the bed, got dressed and stepped outside...sure enough all the lights were out in the gym, and he was locking stuff up. i asked the guy "Hey, how long did you set my bed for?"
he goes "20 minutes"
i says "20 MINUTES!!!!"
then i proceed to kick his butt and leave him in a bloody mess....wait...that was a different story. needless to say, i laid in the bed for 15 minutes, my buttocks has never seen the light of day before, and it just got the equivalent of a couple hours of scorching sun rays.
it hurts to sit down now....my butt is cherry red, and i hate it....it stings so bad, i just hope it gets better soon.
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you have no idea how much i hate you
*turns OFF webcam*
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The webcam wasn't even on...
And you don't hate me.. You couldn't possibly hate me... *flutters eyelids*
