The perfect food...?

The perfect food, I have determined, is Reddi-Whip! Tastes good, easy to use, and goes with just about everything!

Im afraid Dave would have to argue in favor of Ho Hos...

Reddi-whip's better, as you don't have to chew. Anyway, we really know it's you who disagrees, not Dave. Dave can speak for himself, if he so desires.

I don't have a favorite food, but I do have my favorite drink, and type of foods. Pepsi and Mexican/Spanish.

Ahh, Pepsi... if it wasn't for Pepsi, I'd weigh about 175 pounds [img]tongue.gif[/img]

What every happened to good old Macoroni and Cheese?

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#003366"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by newsie:
What every happened to good old Macoroni and Cheese?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

You still have to chew mac & cheese. You can just swalow Reddi Whip

Chew? You guys chew? I just inhale and let it digest. It speeds up the process.

Yeah, I tend to chew so I don't choke on things... I could say something really bad right now about deep-throating, but I'll refrain from doing so. You're welcome.

All I know is that I don't deepthroat anything. All I can say is, I remember Chris saying that hes a ninja, and ninjas are gay, and they love the cock.

Oh come on Dave we all know you and Chris deep throat each other all the time [img]tongue.gif[/img] (and just so you know I am completely kidding about that one we know Chris deep throats more than you [img]tongue.gif[/img] )

First off all, I would like the clarify that while I am indeed a Ninja, I have parted ways with the clan of the Cock. I have recently been accepted into the Ninja Clan Of The Boxer Snake. They insist that it is a rare african relative of the cobra. Isnt that sweet guys!?!?

Second of all, rather than go for a direct rebuttal on Kerry, I shall manage to stay ON TOPIC and piss her off at the same time!

We have a new favorite food. The Pretzel. And yes, apparently, judging by President Bush's opinion, you dont need to chew a pretzel either!

First of all Kerry, your the only one of us here that deepthroats, I know I can a few certain people about it, as for chris, he said his schpiel. But the pretzel is the most dangerous from of assasin. No one saw it coming, all the satelites, all the secret serviceman, even the idiot son of an asshole himself didn't. Whoever gave the order to comense operation pretzel wagon should be given a medal as its the most origional plot for assasination yet.

Uhh I would like to make it quite clear that I do not deep throat. Dave you are sadly mistaken by that one.

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 14, 2003 10:02 AM: Message edited by: newsie ]</font>

I DEEP THROAT! Oh crap...did i just say that aloud? Damn it anyways...

I thought you left the Cock Clan? I guess old habits are hard to forget...

Let us not forget for the records that HE LOVE THE COCK!!!!! NOOCHIES

okay so getting bak to the actual topic of this board. How about cumumber sandwhiches? I mean youhave he cucumber that is healthy and the table water cracker with consists of almost nothing thus resulting in its healthyness and the cream cheese which is just loaded with fat and other healthy stuff. Put it all together you have a delicious balance of healthy and unhealthy food together and after about ten of these delightful little finger sandwiches you ae quiet full(not just from my perspective of full))

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 15, 2003 09:09 AM: Message edited by: newsie ]</font>

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How about cumumber sandwhiches
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Umm, I would definately prefer Reddi-whip to that
[img]tongue.gif[/img]

Dude, PIZZA. It's one of the 3 cool things (the other two being sex and weasels respectively). Besides, if you have like, some sort of meat on it, you got all the fucking food groups on it as people argue to this day whether a tomato's a vegetable or a fruit, so HA.

But ready whip...mmm...I can see where one would like that...easy to spread on...stuff... ;\
~DM

Pizza IS the greatest food. It's got everything, theres just too many health nuts in the world keeping it down, damn vegetarians.

I know! I say we SHOOT them and then CHOP THEM UP into little pieces and use them as toppings on the pizza! Oh the irony, it's so sweet XD
~DM

Hey whats the problem with us who like the veggies??

Too many problems to name, but most things that could be better are because of people who are a fan of the green.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#003366"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Warlord1985:
Too many problems to name, but most things that could be better are because of people who are a fan of the green.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's why I'm a fan of the pink. [img]wink.gif[/img]

We all know Tasks' a fan of the pink taco, its just a matter of how you fill it.

Anyway, geting this subject back to things to eat... ummmm, bad choice of words.... FOOD!!!

I LIKE FOOD by the Descendents

I like food, food tastes good!
I like food, food tastes good!
Juicy burgers, greasy fries,
Turkey legs and raw fish eyes
Teenage girls, with ketchup too!
Get out of my way, or I'll eat you
I like food, food tastes good!
I like food, food tastes good!
I'm going to turn dining
back into eating
I like food, food tastes good!
I like food, food tastes good!

Thats a TAD BIT tandom...

Yea, as in a bicycle, NOT as in RANDOM. And no, I cant ride a bike, but I sure as hell know I could ride yo momma ALL NIGHT LONG!!! WOOO HOO!!!

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Thats a TAD BIT tandom...</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Tandom...? As in bicycles? I thought you couldn't ride a bike.

ummm... no. Kitties [img]graemlins/cat.gif[/img] are better than rainbows [img]graemlins/rainbow.gif[/img]

Ahh! Hey look everyone! Jesses discovered the gremlins!

Gremlins are a tasty treat... oh wait didnt say that out loud. I mean GReen food lies on the floor to eat....

Green food sucks, if theres no meat, its not good enough to eat. Gotta love being a carnivore.

Ugh how can one like meat so much.. I mean an occasional bit of meat is good for you. But write something off as good purely for the fact that it does not contain meat is ludicrus. Meat is not everything. Not to mention that it isnt the healthyest for you either.

Okay so I have thought of a new perfect food. You guys may disagree with it but oh well. In fact it really isnt food but rather a drink that provides all you need and more. Chia. It is a drink from the Asian area. I am not sure which country to pin it on, I belive Inida, but anyways it is the best. Its tastes absoulutly supurb, it is thick enough to slide down your throat ina soothing sorta way. And it also had the nutrients and healthy stuff you need. And Depending on the type you get you can get it to range from a better memory to more engery to what ever it is that you need to accomplish. So it is a great balance of what is good for you and what is bad for you, (especially when you get chocolate flavored and add a shot of melted Chocolate) But that is the perfect food type item out there if you ask me.

A drink eh? I dunno, meat still ranks up there, especially meat in a Chipotle burrito. Now theres some good food, Chipotle. Chipotle has to be one of the greatest fast food places out there, tieing only with Quiznos and Scrubs-way coming in there a little lower.

Chipolte is good but pretty damn expensive dontcha think??

Dear God, yes they are. In the past month I think I've eaten there about... 7 or 8 times... I've spent about $45 there... shit, I'm poor

<font face="swordsman"><font color="magenta"> <font size="4"> See there is just another reason why eating heathly aids the mass population. When you eat unhealthily i.e. Chipolte, you spend a shit load of money to clog up your arteries, whereas if you were to spend the money on healthy food it would actually expand your life because it doesnt cause harm to your life organs. </font></font></font>