whats some of the best ya've heard...
heres one I got recently
If your beauty was the sunlight I could see you from a million miles away*L*
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whats some of the best ya've heard...
heres one I got recently
If your beauty was the sunlight I could see you from a million miles away*L*
Baby do you have a map? Cause I just lost in your eyes....
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? (Okay I know this is a song but I've acctually had it used one me [img]eek.gif[/img] )
Can I have you're phone number I seem to have lost mine
Hey baby? Want some fries to go with that shake?
Anyone up for a game of Twister? You can be my partner.
Okay...I actually have a few favs...
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
What would you like to eat for breakfast? Oh good, I have that.
If you were a burger at McDonald, I'd call you McBeautiful.
Do you have a band aid cause I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours tonight?
Look at you with all those curves and me with no brakes.
God...I could go on forever.
I have a question what ever gave guys the idea that these things acctually WORK othe than to make us roll our eyes in disgust? [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img] Even though I must admit I think Wiqued's map line is kinda cute.
I still like....."OOOHHHH GIRL, I'd like to slam you like a screen door in a hurricane"
"Nice legs...what time do they open"?*L*
Guy: Did it hurt
Girl: did what hurt
GUy: when you fell
GIrl: I didn't fall
Guy: when you fell from h eaven
LMAO.....god I love that one
or
Does the tag on yer shirt read made in heaven
ROFLMAO...
Oh shit.....
*L
*L*...
I get some good ones huh wiqued?
Everyones were hilarious....I think Genie's just about put me in a hospital...I laughed so hard....
*L* this one I got today.....
ARe your legs tired cuz ya been runnin' thru my mind all day.........*RME* some men huh*L*
Again I ask what makes men think these thing work other than to make them look like dorks??????? [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]
I think that perhaps they say em to us so that we'll feel sorry for their obvious stupidity or somethin and go out wif em*shrugs* I dunno tho
Girl I've never gotten one when I've been drinkin.....*LMAO*
I know maybe they figure we're so drunk that those idiotic comments soud witty! Yet I don't think I've ever been that blasted.
<font color="#08F6FF" size="1">[ June 11, 2003 12:14 PM: Message edited by: Autumn Unicorn ]</font>