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I have a sore finger Raymusssss [img]redface.gif[/img] it got frost bite [img]graemlins/martini.gif[/img] *dont know why I used that one hehehehe [img]graemlins/cat.gif[/img] love that pussy cat

I put it on a bit of ice,,....do you know what happens when that happens Raymuss

*p* someone dared me to put my tongue on the fridge freezer once...ewwwww the bloody dog just farted *P*

PIss off jessie

it gets col Souly .. but ,. gimme a sec .. let me think of a way to warm it up [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

Well I took on the dare....just didnt know my tongue would stick there ...ewwwww i was so pissed off i could nt get it off

ANDDDDDDDD i couldnt speak *shakes my head* now thats bad ....

someone dared you to do it .. an you actualy DID? *LOL@ you ..

sorry [img]tongue.gif[/img]

imagine gettin ya japs eye stuck in the freezer [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

if you had one

i bet you were talkin like this

an umon eh me um elp lea

*L

it felt like i was talking like that....BUT i had to stop...i thought the top of my tongue was comming off *L* so i just stopped

talking that is.....Well ...indea had to tip warm...NOT HOT water on my tongue ....but no she tipped *HOT * and my tongue felt like it was ganna snap in half

well didnt the person who dared you help ya .. if it was me that played the trick .. i would spanked ya .. then gone for a drive for abit before gettin you off *L ..

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When my tongue didnt snap off i went mad on Indeeeee

postin at the same time as me!

Indeas a bad sport .. did she not tease you for abit?? .. not even shave your eye brows off or anythin? *-L

i say you need to get Indea back!

shall we wipe our bums on her pillow?

yeh well i know thats what you would do thats for sure....but hell i was just so mad....well i did laugh and she got me lots of drinks of warm tea.....

Snot she hates snot

OMG i should nt have wrote that,,,...hahahahah mmm yeh you wipe ya bum on her pillow and i will too and i will tell her its a new washing powder could she please smell it OK

no .. we'll wipe our asses on her pillow .. then layer underneath the pillow case with snot .. so when she puts her head on it .. not only will it smell of shit .. she'll get snot in her hair!!

huh? .. huh? [img]wink.gif[/img]

But she is sick Dr Raypuss

We could go to the sperm bank ....and get dehydrated spermicles and put em in her bed.....and when she wets the bed she will get pregnant????????what do you think

or we could just get sperm from any old animal .. a dog .. cat .. horse .. shove that up her an see what comes out .. what ya reckin?

her hair will get all knottttty and the snot will be all chunky ....and she will want me to brush her hair OMG chunky snot hair

with bits of shite in it *L

gags

she'll wish she never did the tounge in freezer joke!

NO she loves Animals and she will want to keep the baby no matter what...we need to be careful

NO she loves Animals and she will want to keep the baby no matter what...we need to be careful

OMGGGGGGGGGG its happening Raymus...IM turning...i start to stutter and then it happens....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hehehehehe beware

does this mean its happening?? .. that your transforming into somethin? . what is it?? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

YES....and I dont know what i am cause when you transform you dont know that stuff...hang on i will look......Im hairy and have stripes AND a eye in the middle of my forhead

I am getting sleepy......sleepy......sleepy....this is it I can not control myself anymore...I NEED SLEEP....see ya tomorrow maybe if i get up....if i get over this terrible hairy body....and im all out of naddds to...and my shavers are all blunt....*P* night now before I ......GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

get to bed an sleep it off .. before you eat something!

tell me when its safe to come out [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

well well I found this thread what to say hmmmmm well first I would prefer no spermicles or animal sperm on my bed, I will not leave snot marks on your pillows but I will leave skid marks so be careful and that was funny watching you squirm souly when I put hot water on your toungue *L*, oh btw it wasn't jessie IT WAS ME hahahahahaha

YOU FARTED????

thats what the smell was eh? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] ...for a second i thought it was Ray Rays body odour *L

No I dont think Idea farted .. that smell is usualy lingerin about when CG's talks!! .. its her breath!

gags

*G

but Ray Ray the smell was coming from your way [img]eek.gif[/img]

ok ....i have spray * ....and gas masks* hands em out....it is something to do with food im sure....what the hell you been eating Indea....or was it Raymus....maybe CG...mmm i dunno...is there a machine that tells who owns what fart?

yep .. an right now its pointin to your arse!!

no farting on my board please Souly ..it smells of rotten eggs

gags [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]

hell it wasnt me ...that bloody thing lies....moves it and points it at CG [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img] [img]redface.gif[/img]