Refridgerate after opening?

As you will recall, shatzy and I visited the great state of Tennessee and dropped in on the ever wonderful restaurant of Bob Evans on Hwy 64. Well, they had wonderful Barbeque sauce and to top it off, it was for sale!

So I plopped down $2.69 and got my very own bottle! Yummy!

Here is the problem, after the first use of the WONDERFUL sauce, I left it sitting out for 2 days. So this afternoon I have a look at it and see in big bold letters that it says "Refridgerate after opening". Thinking that this was obviously not called for, I swing through a local chicken shack and order some spicy chicken strips.

Thinking that I will now get to enjoy these strips with heavenly bob evans sauce, I unscew the cap to my delicious bbq delight and....it smells BAD!

Like really bad!

But also, I realize that this could be my mind playing tricks on me since I merely ASSUME it could be bad.

So now I am at a stalemate. I do not wish to toss out my Bob Evans sauce because I know that it cannot be found in the great state of Arkansas. However, I do not wish to taste the sauce and become sick.

What would you do?

Also, let's talk ketchup.

Refridgerate after opening or not? What do you do and why?

BOB EVANS WILDFIRE SAUCE

1 cup Kraft bottled original BBQ Sauce
1 cup granulated sugar
1 tablespoon dry minced onion
1 tablespoon bottled Hormel Real Bacon Pieces
2 tablespoons Liquid Smoke
2 tablespoon sbottled Red Hot Sauce (not Tabasco)
1/4 teaspoon Tabasco sauce
1/2 cup Classic Coca-Cola?

Put all ingredients into a saucepan over medium heat just until the sugar is dissolved. Do not let it boil. Remove from heat and put into a blender. Blend just until the mixture is smooth. Keep refrigerated tightly capped to use within a few months. Makes 2 cups.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by Cow Cud Is A Twin:
Some stuff just tastes better cold...
Like TG's Jizz.... oh wait... :-s
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Hold on gotta go puke.... Just had a vision of Hanny in his speedo's and TG using his ears as pistol grips GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

Well, only if he sticks it down there completely.

whoa.... cya.... gonna try that.....

and for tg.... er.... well....
i'd refridgerate.... simply because the sauce
contains ingredients that would normally be
refridgerated.

and as for ketchup, yes, it goes in the refridgerator....
as well as mayonnaise, mustard.... etc etc etc

what i DON'T keep in the fridge is:

peanut butter
honey
syrup

but why doesnt ketchup say 'refridgerate after opening' on ketchup bottles?

i agree that it should be done, but why dont they give up proper instructions? [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

it is of my opinion that if its sold on shelves,
it shouldn't need refridgeration.... but then
again, mayonnaise is sold on shelves... and so
is BBQ sauce...

salad dressing is sold on shelves and i refridgerate
that as well.....

Some stuff just tastes better cold...
Like TG's Jizz.... oh wait... :-s
:-"

there's something incredibly vile about cold semen

And you know this ........... how?

because semen is incredibly vile warm.... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

(at least in the context that you meant it)

if 1 and 1 are 2 and vile cold and vile hot would then = Shatzy doesn't hmmmmm **** says quietly***


SWALLOW?? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

no no... you have it all wrong.

semen = vile ...whether warm or cold

its nothing to do with consumption

The question now is.
Would you have to put semen in the fridge?

And semen.. well.. depends on what you've eaten.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by zelazny:
And semen.. well.. depends on what you've eaten.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

heh heh.... suuuuuuuuuuuuuure.... thats what they all say....

but i sincerely doubt that eating garlic or fruit
at one meal is going to increase/decrease the
funkiness of your semen by a wide margin...

with all due respect, shatzy...i think zela would have the utmost knowledge* in semen tasting and how the taste can be altered for more favorable results.

*Next to me of course. [img]wink.gif[/img]

well ketchup gets all liquidy if its out like after using it. it tastes better when its cold

you dingus....

semen differences can only truly be studied
by long-term study of the same individual...
not necessarily many, alternate individuals.

And well we all know TG has been sampleing that BAD bar B Que Sauce so ummmmmmm Shatzy [img]graemlins/shhh.gif[/img]

I presume semen tastes different per person, one part through diet and one part, well.. nature, i guess.
But that's what i presume, i don't have the knowledge / experience to back this up.

True true... but you also must think that what an apple tastes like to you may taste different to Shazty. Hence why we like different foods yet to each person they are the same food in reality but just taste good or bad depending on the individual

I have a question, I heard that is males drink lots of pineapple juice their semen tastes really nice, or something along those lines. Anyway is this ture?

About the ketchup matter...well we have had this problem in our house for a while. My dad came back from a vacation in Canada and he was obsessed with putting the sauce in the fridge because it goes off, well my family would go through a bottle of sauce in 2 weeks max, so it doesn't last long enough to go off yet he insists that it is off when its not in the fridge.
In my opinion i think this is stupid as the sauce doesn't last long enough to go off and its not like its boiling hot here either, its winter. Sauce that is kept in the fridge just makes your food go cold when you put it on.

I hope this makes sense as im not gunna read it over due to the unusual lengthy post by Hayley.

Did we just think of some moral reasoning to convince female partners to taste it for the first time?

I could care less if the taste it, spit it swallow it.. Just that they finish what they started. I mean you don't back out of a drive thru just cause you have a stigma with ordering from a speaker do ya?

well duh!
You gotta finish the job once you start it.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA right you keep thinking that and maybe they will get it.

the problem with 'finishing what you started'
isn't just about taste... thats just one aspect
of the issue.

you also have to take into account the placement
within your mouth and the quantity... plus the
rate of speed....

its not easy to blow a guy and swallow....
if you haven't tried it... then you don't know.

but in case you were wondering...
practice swallowing. notice the movements of your
tongue as you swallow. a wave occurs... from
the front of your mouth to the back (with your
tongue while swallowing).

with a friggin dick in your mouth, this 'wave'
process is much more complicated when it comes
to swallowing.... plus when you are trying to
continue blowing him AND swallow (what seems to
be) a large quantity of foul shit being shot
in your throat at an incredible speed.

granted, this may all be obvious.... but its
not easy... in practice.

Hmmm, can't you just sort of have one part of your head tilted towards the guy, so that the stuff doesn't get in your throat but ends up on the (in-)side of your mouth?
Ah well, dunno, never had the 'pleasure'.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by zelazny:
Hmmm, can't you just sort of have one part of your head tilted towards the guy, so that the stuff doesn't get in your throat but ends up on the (in-)side of your mouth?
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AHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE!!!!

you try and keep it at a certain distance while
he's all ready to spew.... http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/...oticons/18.gif

i more or less meant that you keep it in your mouth and try to get the stuff 'in' your cheeks, so it won't get squirted down your throat.

why not just tell the guy to stand across the room and try to get it in her mouth 'field goal' style?

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by zelazny:
i more or less meant that you keep it in your mouth and try to get the stuff 'in' your cheeks, so it won't get squirted down your throat.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL... fat chance....

what keeps things from being swallowed is....

YOUR TONGUE!

which doesn't really help when you have a dick in your mouth.

so now that we have come full circle....

Never thought that giving a blowjob was that hard.

Oh come now. You know when a guy is ready to cum he stops all movement right at that exact point and time and if you just put the head at the tip of your lips.... the rest gets deposited usually way past your tongue and taste buds. I mean if you cant shoot it that far maybe you should see a doc. Besides you don't have to swallow. HEll at that point in time you could spit it on the brand new carpet and we wouldn't give a rats ass.

But besides that point. I just said finish what you started how I could really care less. The big grand finally of swallowing is always worth and extra 1000 points and the favor returned full course. But if you prefer not to then just say something and at the moment we are close enough to that point we will let you know and you can find some other simple way to finish it say ummmmm with your hand would work. Can you say PEARL NECKLACE... there I knew you could.

Or are we gonna here how it is all slimmy and runs down your neck and gets in your hair blaa blaa blaa.

I mean if we have to put up with red wings come on throw me a bone here. It isn't like we don't sometimes go the extra mile too.

i have no problem with it anywhere on my body

in fact, i encourage it [img]redface.gif[/img]


er......... maybe i shouldn't hit ADD REPLY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH but seriously *** grins at Zela for causing trouble*** TG here is you a guide to go by for foods.

Refridge after Open??

The bad thing is, i was actually thinking that one : just leave the head at the moment supreme.

And the problem with 'trading' sex, i dunno, i'd get the idea i'm at a market, instead of in bed with a woman i like.

http://www.dewa.com/animated/new3/a-phone.gif

HELLO 911 what is your emergency?

Ummmm ya we found this guys flipped over in front of his computer. He looks to be in shock!

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#000000"><font size=2 face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">Originally posted by shatzy:
i have no problem with it anywhere on my body

in fact, i encourage it [img]redface.gif[/img]


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I missed this one when i read this thread... now i've read it... dial 911 again cya?

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

(Allthough i'd probably keep it out of your hair if i was you)

*remains in shock*