where the fuck is Bucket ?

i'm the one with the fucked up neverending pile of problems.

he's supposed to be wondering where the fuck i am, goddamnit.

I'm in Australia. So I'm lead to believe.

that didn't make me feel better.

i fucking give up.

you win.

Do I get a prize?

no

so whats the point of winning?

Do I get to brag!?

You don't need to win to brag, you do it anyway.

I only brag because I'm insecure.

your insecure because you wear depends

I'm more of a huggies kinda guy.

Nuh uh. Pull-ups are the way to go. They make you feel like a big kid. Wow.

it's all about retaining dignity.

Dammit. Now I have the pull-ups commcercial stuck in my head...

We don't get north american ads here all that often. In fact, when I see a North American ad on TV I usually have to point out to someone that it's a North American Ad.

I'll have to study the ads better, but the only foreign ads i can think of are from Subway. We get the shitty Subway ads here. I'd rather see a Dell ad.

I don't get North American ads either.

Thanks to the French.

which country has women with hairy arm pits, now THAT is gross, no matter what way you look at it.

I couldn't even imagine

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Originally posted by Bucket_O_Beef:
don't knock it until you try it.

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<font size="4" face="arial, sans-serif">Exactly what I was thinking!

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don't knock it until you try it.

pants only goes for hairy pitted women these days.

buckets a hairy pitted woman

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Originally posted by Bucket_O_Beef:
pants only goes for hairy pitted women these days.

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<font size="4" face="arial, sans-serif">Jealous? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I am jealous, and I am a hairy pitte women.

and I am sexy.

Rawr.

I braid them.

ouch. doesn't that pinch?

GRRR. Flood control.

Grrr. Again.

not as much as it does elsewhere.

who's being dirty now?

I have no idea what my last post meant.

The first thing i see on this board
is your name,Captain bucket.
that must be a sign.

I'm captain bucket, I'm perverted, I like nudity. Welcome.

Thank you My Captain.
A perverted nudity-loving transexual.
i would love to have you as my stalker.
you have more to offer as a stalker than
that 40-ish bald Travis.

I have the all equipment I need ready. zoom cameras are neat.

I wish we had a good camera yesterday.
we hadn't, so it didn't zoom out.
now i just wish i had a boob job done
before i took the pics.

As soon as I get money I'm getting a boob job. DDD here I come!

I don't need a boob job. I guess I'm one of the lucky ones.

My plan was to get the boob job first,
and when i need money i just bounce a
little extra when i walk, and then
i will have money too.

Boob jobs do neat things.

boob jobs or not: all boobs are neat.

I was looking at tattoos yesterday on the net, and I came across this picture of a girl who had big tattoos on her breasts and pierced nipples. I was like, that had to of hurt.

I'd post the picture, but I think Bucket would like that too much. [img]tongue.gif[/img]