*pins a note up on all the doors* Captured Shatzy
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*pins a note up on all the doors* Captured Shatzy
Noooo!
This calls for a daring rescue attempt.
*puts on cloak and hat, grabs a bow*
Hear ye, hear ye, shatzy is missing, and allthough it's nice and quiet in here thanks to that, she still remains the heart of this board so we must rescue her.
Some of us may not make it during the attempt, some may fall, some may be captured... so what say ye men? Are you willing to prove your courage and mettle? Are you with me?!
****puts on dress and hose as stubble hair pokes thru nylons.... Adds Shazty red curly wig (wow hope this wasnt used for one of those 'lets play pretend nights) and hops on horse side saddle****
Yells to Zela... I am ready. When I flash em you fire off an arrow lit with fire and Grab our Shatzy and ride back here!!
A fool proof plan, where it not that we need some form of 4 legged creature to carry us all the way, for 'tis a long walk and i know not if there is any such creature nearby.
(OOh.. this is starting to look like your average fairy tale, wizard of oz style, where the involved people band, and everyone has one special ability they all use underway to finally use them all together and reach their goal. We need music with this, something cheesy)
**** change of plan as I suit up as a Horse for Zela **** http://www.anniescostumes.com/mustang27173.jpg
*** and Zela in his cape is ready to ride off with or without the group in favor of bringing Shatzy back ****http://www.anniescostumes.com/vampire200.jpg
***whispers under my breath... god dang Zela loose some weight your killing my back ***
<font color="#FF6600" size="1">[ July 02, 2003 08:37 PM: Message edited by: Cyalaytr ]</font>
(sssht! nono, you are the woman whom can scare men away at sight, i'm the archer whom always misses, and hanny is the dog that will carry us)
ahhhhhhh our faithful Hanny http://www.anniescostumes.com/sparky25425.jpg
But these hose are killing me and last time I was in the village he wanted rape and pillage.... I am not sure If I am up for all that fan fair again. Cna I be something diff like say the Jester who distracts with use of juggeling items??
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totally cracked me up..made me smile...
and...well yeap.. [img]smile.gif[/img]
i promise we won't get raped, now will you get on that dog with me and ride like the wind! to save our shatzy!
ok in fear that ***giggles*** other wise known as Demon would either make Kermit the from noises all the way there or that she would would smack us with grapes as we road I vote... hey wait there is an idea.. lets load Demon up with fruit and have her fruit bomb him.
**** runs off in search of old grapes and oranges and walermelons from Demons ealier shinanagins *****
Yes! let us ride of and find new companions on the way, but let us tally no longer for we must depart to save our dear women.
So click here already
BAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA now that was funny. *** sprays purfume behind my ears to attact the evil doing who stole our Shatzy so Zela can Spear him with an arrow while he is sucumb to my essence of being. ********shoot ZELA SHOOT **** this isnt some porno for you to watch as I get ravage by the beast
***As Kirby sniff s Hanny butt and barks loudly for Demon to come***
(relax, a good story takes a while, and i'm making part 2 as we speak [img]smile.gif[/img]
OMG thats hilarious....*LOL* and here i was afraid you people would think i was insane...*L* im sooo glad i decided to do this...*S*
(still working on the adventures we had, but the working copy is this one : click here )
<font color="#FF6600" size="1">[ July 02, 2003 09:48 PM: Message edited by: zelazny ]</font>
**** As Evolution laffs uncontrollably... Kirby grabs his leg and starts humping like a mad woman, I run off in my red dress swaying in the wind over to Shazty's cage... unlocking the cage that holds our nekked Shatzy*** HMMMMMMMM thinking Twice I quickly close the door and heave the heavy cage with our Shatzy upon my man like red dressed woman back. Hoping not to trip in these shoes I yell like a women YOU HOOOOOOO Zela... could you come here for a moment pookie wookie... batting my eye lashes in the hopes he sees we have gotten our nekked Shatzy. ********
*faints*
*** leaning over to pour water on Zela's face I forgot that I am in my red dress and have my big fakes breast in his face when he is starled awake by the water. Seeing what he thought was Shatzy he puckers up and trys to kiss me like Oger in Shrek. I pull out a pocket purse and start smakcing him and Kirby starts barking frantically in the background as I scream like a little girl.... FRESSSSSSSSSSSSHH!!!!!! ........
Mean while nekked Shatzy sees our play fighting and yells at us.. WOULD YOU TWO KNOCK IT OFF!!!! I don't mind being Nekked but the least you two could do is act like hero's and save me.
...Looking blankly at each other Zela and I shake hands and lift each other up. Having wrestled on the ground til we were winded we must have lost the key. We mushed Kirby between the bars to keep Shatzy company as we hoist the cage onto to of Hanny for the ride home to the Acrop site, Hoping TG hasn't sold it on to any neighbors hood villages while we were gone.
Demon and Blaze dance and sing on the top of cage as Shatzy sits quietly inside... fuming.
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[ July 02, 2003 10:50 PM: Message edited by: Cyalaytr ]
<font color="#FF6600" size="1">[ July 02, 2003 10:51 PM: Message edited by: Cyalaytr ]</font>
<a href="http://home.student.utwente.nl/j.j.kroes/quest/quest2.htm" target="_blank">the story is done, and the damsel saved!
And click here!</a>
...Though you forgot all the kisses from the thankful Shatzy for saving her I must say [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img] GOOD JOB !!! Music was a riot as I read.
Nobody messes with the acropolis.
And if they do, we'll beat them mentally,musically,culinary and with style.
very well done gentlemen...*S*
*rollin*......very good....made me laff til I had tears
absolutely! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
great thread!!!!
and thanks you two.... for saving me....
(even though i don't mind being naked and caged) [img]redface.gif[/img]
Well we tried to drag everyone in on the fun of it all but you know how they get. Oh and Zela and me are leavin ya in the cage [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
Yeah, but we're gonna feed you cheese, i bet that the evil goatee man wouldn't get you that.
dont forget i still have all of Shatzy's thongs....*G* and she wasnt kidding about enjoying being naked in that cage... if she had been any happier to be there she coulda cut her way thru the bars with her nipples...*L*
LMAO!
how visual [img]redface.gif[/img]
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that is nasty
LMMFAO! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Ehm...never mind getting that thong back evo, you can keep it.
That isnt the same thong she was wearing when you came and took her by surprise is it? Cause by the look on her face she was scared shitless. HMMMMM [img]eek.gif[/img]
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nasty!
for shame!
precisely why i stole more than one thong...*L*
hey man.... i'm clean [img]redface.gif[/img]
Yes i know, we were talking about that thong, not you [img]tongue.gif[/img]