i got singled out when viewing this board so i had to make a post so here it is
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i got singled out when viewing this board so i had to make a post so here it is
lmao!
and that was the best you could do??? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
shesh demanding bloody females what you want roses?
you bloated, arrogant, pompus male....
typical that you say such a thing.... [img]mad.gif[/img]
[img]graemlins/rose.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rose.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rose.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rose.gif[/img]
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[img]graemlins/rose.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rose.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rose.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rose.gif[/img]
thats a dozen now
i'm not interested in roses, you dingus
[img]graemlins/handcuffs.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img] throw in whipped cream baileys some chocolate and strawberrys ... interested now?
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do you get to be the one handcuffed and forced
to eat that shit? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
well it was something along the lines of you being handcuffed and yes i was eating that stuff cept the strawberrys they were for you but fine ill keep it to myself from now on
hey man... i was the one displeased with your post...
you tried to make it up to me with all this
extraneous shit....
i just want you to come through on what you promised.
NOW MAKE A BETTER POST!!! [img]mad.gif[/img]
neh feck you take what your given!
Besides its a good offer [img]wink.gif[/img]
bah... its just i know you can do better....
why be half-assed?
i dont think this board can handle me in full swing ...
can you? [img]wink.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]
i dunno. why don't we ask.....
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<font size=30>7 MONTH GIRL!!!</font>
*glares*
she prob wont talk to you though...
bah.... i'm not you! *glares* [img]wink.gif[/img]
well shes not me either so your even. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
lmao
so what about that post???? http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/...oticons/20.gif
well i tried a better one and you flattly rejected it im not used to that im so [img]cool.gif[/img] i very rarely see the backhand of rejection [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]
well, thats prolly cuz you are more used to being
rejected face to face..... [img]redface.gif[/img]
actually there was never an actual rejection so to speak ...
so why break a streak [img]mad.gif[/img] Damn SHATZY [img]graemlins/rain.gif[/img]
now about those [img]graemlins/handcuffs.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]
can't you just stand over there and let me pelt
you with caramel? i'd like that much more http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/...oticons/05.gif
depends what it leads too..... [img]wink.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]
you like caramel huh?...
*strategically places caramel* [img]wink.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]
LMMFAO!!!!
oh man.... evidently you've never had caramel
on your body....
what fun it is to get you bound and slather
caramel on you..... [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]
cuzza....
it fuckin sucks! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
evidently you havent had the right people licking it off [img]tongue.gif[/img]
oi.....
you've discovered a fatal flaw..... [img]frown.gif[/img]
but still... i'd much rather put it on you
and letting it dry..... seems like much more fun. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
well if it gets to dry your not doing your job properly [img]tongue.gif[/img]
maybe i'm just not turned on.... [img]redface.gif[/img]
THATS NOT MY FAULT!!!!!
<size=5>OUCH</size>
now that hurts but if its the medicine that i have to take i will...
*goes looks up foreplay hints and tips 101*
and foreplay was always my best attribute [img]graemlins/cry_smile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/cry_smile.gif[/img]
foreplay is ok.... but not always necessary....
porn is good
...or a really nice voice [img]redface.gif[/img]
jesus are you really a woman??? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
*scribbles on note pad woman once said foreplay not always necessary, to be kept for future reference*
porn mmmmmmm *pops nine and a half weeks in video player for shatzy, goes grabs caramel popcorn for shatzy*
Besides i have a kiwi accent [img]cool.gif[/img]
ummmmm.... is this foreplay or a typical friday night?
i like quicker sex.... http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/smilies...d/bullwhip.gif
or is this a typical every-night? [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img]
god damn who said females were always slow???
Id like to meet that twat
well if you want it quicker you make it quicker [img]mad.gif[/img]
yeah... sure thing....
just let me put down this watermelon....
shouldnt i be holding the melons??? ...
though im not one to complain if you swing that way ... coulda introduced me though
evidently you didn't pick up on my sarcasm....
tell ya what... i'll cut you a deal....
you give me what i want, and i'll give you the
pleasure of doing something for me