Tarnation!

I wonder how long it will take before you can't access this thread any longer.

Probably not until Jely shows up.

Or I could pre-empt it by passionately kissing the next person who posts on this thread...

YES!!!

Tongues and everything now!

What are the odds?

*dips and smoochies*

* simply swoons *

Lucky jones...

(Dwim was a bad boy so this was edited)

Darn, I never thought I'd censor myself...

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ July 25, 2003 09:05 PM: Message edited by: dwim ]</font>

Dwim, we should have started off with something more tame, so we can get an idea of how tight the filter's running. I used to have this problem at my maintenance job. Go back and edit and we'll see how long it takes to shut down the thread.

Or, better yet, PG, which threads are being filtered? Christ, she probably can't read this now anyway. Hmmmm...

Oh, and Jade, the odds of jones waiting for the perfect opportunity to suck on your face are probably better than you think. ;)

DWIM! Don't give jones and Jadian any ideas! Otherwise poor PG won't be able to access any threads!

Can't talk... swooning...

Can't talk... smooching...

So, here's a not-really-funny story...

I'm at work early. Lonesome is working at the bookstore I work at this summer, but we carpool and her shift starts before mine, so I've got a little time to kill before I can clock in. SO i figure, I'll use the little free internet access kiosk in the back of our store.

But it has a filter. A pretty severe filter. And it won't let me access something close to half the posts I'm trying to read or add to. It insists that there is objectionable material.

So that makes me think maybe we are a bunch of foul-mouthed so and so's, which makes me smile.

I love you guys. Even if I can't access anything from work. You rock.

And with all this swooning and smooching I'd still give it a PG rating. Not even worth filtering. You guys suck, literally.

Is that what that sound is?

mmmmmmmmmmmm...

tongue...

I'm writing a four letter word! Right now!

*ERIS*

Done!

Eh eh eh

"Just kidding!" *sound of chaos field closing behind her* [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

That poor, poor girl. She never knew what hit her...

Heeeeeelpppppp!!!!!

Man, that was ugly...

[img]graemlins/shhh.gif[/img] We saw nothing, you hear?

Right like that, dwimmy...

Um,... shouldn't we try to rescue 3 Peanuts?

hey now, i'm not THAT bad!!!! good gravy, jadian is proving to be a lot worse than i am!!

Ooooh, yeah. Throw some gravy on them. That might bring about some filter-worthy shenanigans. o_O

ok, who let jace take over the gutter here???

Jealous?

no!!!!!

Yep, that exclamation point says it all... JEALOUS!

Jels, you can't run the gutter in all the threads. Let Jace have his turn. He's earned it.

When's it my turn??

Wow, eris has an avater, and its dogbert! Just perfect! [img]smile.gif[/img]

It was either that or Brain from Animaniacs...

[img]wink.gif[/img]

Trust me, not much.

Hope to see you soon, Parker Girl. Totally unfiltered and all.

You can't HANDLE the gutter...

What must one do to earn the gutter around here?

Nobody tried to rescue me? *pouty*

Sarabigaaaaaa, *whine* they are very bad at me....

*eh eh eh*

*rescues Peanuts*
Sorry, I was stuck in traffic.

Traffic. Right.

What else could she be stuck in? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

( [img]graemlins/handcuffs.gif[/img] ?)

She could be stuck in a wading pool full of peanut butter. :P (comments from the gutter)

No, no, Jace. A proper gutter response is...

She was stuck in a mud pit wrestling other girls while wearing a bikini.

But mud doesn't taste as good as peanut butter. ;)

Man I look the other way for one minute and see what happens!
tsk tsk

It was Jell-O wrestling. Get yer facts straight.