1) We need to talk.
2) your fly is down
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1) We need to talk.
2) your fly is down
3) yeah.... but.....
4) Im not really in the mood tonight
5) your tests came and well there was a problem
6) hi we would like to talk to you about god
7) 404 error.. the page www.hostboard.com could not be found
8) oooops!
9) access denied
10) you have the Nachi Virus
11) sorry that time of the month
12) it isnt my fault im a bitch aunt flow is here
13) is that it?
14) ...soon
15) Oh, I thought you were gay
16) Can I bring my mother on our date?
17) I videotaped your bachelorette party
18) yeah... but it'll cost ya
19) What are you doing out there???
20) .... *silence* ....
uuummm yeah, was I suppose to actually wear that condom you left out on the nightstand?
I think it came off inside
I think it broke
oh yeah......
for men, you know they have to hate hearing this one:
"That's not the right hole"
and..."do you need some help"
and....."That's STILL Not it" *L*
29) .... (the sound of people not numbering their entries correct)
30) the COM objects could not be properly registered..(in the middle of a reformat of my hard drive, after about 20 minutes of formatting, and then installing of the OS....only to have it lock up with 14 minutes remaining...to start all over again..
31) nerd-speak [img]tongue.gif[/img]
31) I love you, but...
32. We can still be friends (yeah right)
you remind me of my last boy / girl friend
34) You mean my insurance wont cover it?
35) no... let me call you
38) We can cure that with a shot
39) The itching will stop in 5-10 days
40) you are on birth control right
36) of course its free... we just need a cc number
to verify your address..... (isfs)
37) I meant to call but, I've been so busy....
41. "Are you anything like your sister"?
42. "Your sister was better"
43. "How come your not more like your sister"?
44. I HATE [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img] this ONE:
"Do you spit or swallow"? [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]
<font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">We which one?? [img]eek.gif[/img]Quote:
44. I HATE this ONE:
"Do you spit or swallow"?
45) You flight has been delayed
46) I dont kiss on the first date
47) can we all take a moment of silence
48. it's not contagious...i think?
49) your future president.... george w. bush
50) Any rap station: Let's play another song!
51. I just farted ... we better leave....
52. I'm so conflicted by TG [img]frown.gif[/img]
53. YOu've a booger sticking outta yer nose.
54) you just stepped in dog shit
55) your pipes have burst
56) Here is your new KTM!
57) of course i'm serious...
58) I put it in my journal
59) gimme another chance
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60) you're ugly
61) your just not my type