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boogie (my dog) was born (november 16th).
for some reason i decided to purchase a
food bowl from a local retail petstore...
i bought this particular bowl because it
had the bottom and 3/4s of the sides coated
in a rubber to prevent it from slipping
and sliding when boogie ate from it.
i also purchased this bowl because it claimed
to have a rounded lip which prevented ants
from entering the feed area (of the bowl).
at the time, i found this last quality interesting
partly because i know of no area that an
ant can't penetrate easily (especially if
sitting on the floor/ground)....
but i paid the $3 extra for it and went home happy.
due to the dynamics of my home's layout,
the bowl sits next to the backyard door,
the waterer, and my desk (click here for image)
although i've never had problems in the past,
today i check the bowl and its coated in ants.
[img]eek.gif[/img] [img]confused.gif[/img]
immediately i think back to the moment i
was in petsmart and the circumstances surrounding
my awe and wonder at the ant-free bowl....
these bastards were full of shit [img]mad.gif[/img]
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sounds like i didnt need to post the gullible test after all
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I BOUGHT IT FOR THE NON-SLIDING RUBBER, YOU COCK KNOB [img]mad.gif[/img]
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It's ok, dear....it's ok.
*pats you on the back*
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meh....
i chucked the bowl as hard as i could out the door
and slapped an ant trap where the bowl should go
DON'T SCREW WITH ME, ANTS! [img]mad.gif[/img]
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I used to dislike ants, but then I saw the riveting hollywood motion picture, "Antz".
It changed my life.
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shouldn't you be editing 'branson vid 2' right about now??? [img]mad.gif[/img]
*taps foot*
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you're about to get some breaks....
in your two legs [img]mad.gif[/img]
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*hands TG some crutches*
Just incase...
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She couldnt break a #2 Pencil.
[img]graemlins/sleepy.gif[/img]
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... isfs ...
the simplest way to settle this is to let me try
but this time, instead of an umbrella... i think
i'll use something better to break your farkin
legs with [img]mad.gif[/img]
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Go ahead and try it.
[img]graemlins/sleepy.gif[/img]
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permission!
eeeeexcellent
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You realise you can now no longer complain when in hospital having casts put on your leg..?
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screw the legs! i'm going for the nads! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
*replaces blade in exacto knife*
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[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
THE LEGS! THE LEGS!
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Hmmm, why not buy a full plate jason? That way you're protected against most pain she might be able to inflict.
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heh heh... thats a funny image to consider [img]redface.gif[/img]
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