Jani Lane Fires Everybody

WARRANT HAS CALLED IT A DAY!

Believe it or not, Jani Lane has fired founding members Erik Turner, Jerry Dixon, and manager Obi Steinman. This happened like 2 days ago. No exact reason as to why this all went down but I'm sure it'll come out within a few days.

Erik and Jerry are now looking for a new singer so they can continue their verison of Warrant! Our west coast source said they're already making phone calls to various people in Los Angeles to find a replacement! Jani Lane will do his own thing with Billy Morris and that new drummer guy that Warrant had last Summer.

So now we have 2 Warrants and 2 Ratts...Geez how cool is that?....NOT!!!

I read the topic and started to pack my stuff into a box. Then I stopped, looked at the screen again, and decided to click on the link to see if he really did fire EVERYBODY. Turns out it was just the people in the band, and the manager? So I still have a job after all. PHEW!!!

I bet I know where we will find Corabi or Pearl next. [img]wink.gif[/img]

or Keri Kelli

LMFAO @ Carl....Wise Guy!!!!

Word has it that ADAM SHORE(Pre-Jani Lane WARRANT/SHAKE CITY)....may have the spot...well it doesn't say that on Metal Sludge, but I did read about his maybe spot in a independent Music mag

Two words.

BETTY FORD....LOL

Exactly Sandy!!!....LOL!!!

You're talking about the Betty Ford clinic ..right??... not Betty Ford as a re-placement (LOL).

cateyez **

Now, when you say he 'fired' everybody, you mean that he 'ate' everybody, right? [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

Jani - "Oi Dixon, get a mohawk"
Jerry - "no. loose weight you fat bastard"
Jani - "YOU'RE FIRED!" *pulls vince MacMahn face and gurns for a while*

My Script I'm writing about the whole incedent:

Jani---------Jerry go to McDonalds and get me 10 burgers, large fries, and a large diet coke. Erik go with him to help out.

Jerry---------Hell No!!!...Go Yourself!!!

Jani---------Erik???

Eric---------NO!!!!

Jani---------FUCK THE BOTH OF YOU...You're FIRED and You're FIRED!!!

Jerry & Erik---------Thank you so much You FROG-EYED MOHAWK DRUNK FUCK.

Ooooooooh!It's a very bad new...It's true that in the last two or threee years they weren't in their best moment (in any case, I falled in love with "Under the influence", the Michael Monroe's cover is cool!) but I didn't think they had a bad relation ship...

LMFAO!!!! @ FROG-EYED MOHAWK DRUNK FUCK.

Jani quit to pursue his solo career. The band goes on without him;

Here is the official statement from Warrant.

(Hollywood, CA) - As of January 9, 2004, Jani Lane, front-man for the band Warrant, has left Warrant to pursue his solo projects. ?This comes to us as no surprise,? states Jerry Dixon, bass player and founding member. ?We always figured someday he would want to go after a solo career and today is that day.? It's been more than a decade, since Warrant erupted onto the national scene in 1989. Warrants worldwide album sales approach the ten million mark, and they have a laundry list of Top 40 hit-singles that include "Cherry Pie," "Heaven," "Down Boys," "Uncle Tom's Cabin" and "Sometimes She Cries."

The remaining members will continue to compose, play and tour. ?We wish him the very best in all aspects of his life,? says Erik Turner the founding member of Warrant. ?The band is very excited about new possibilities and some fresh blood. Maybe even a new record.?

?We have always wanted to get back to what got us here in the first place,? explains Dixon. ?That includes putting the moves back on stage, playing the old songs people beg us to play and putting some much needed TLC back into the band. We are now looking for a new party-host, we want someone that can enhance what Warrant already is, not change it. Again we wish Jani Lane all the best and look forward with much excitement of a new and improved Warrant in 2004.?

Well, it sounds like they need ME!!!!

Gets hair cut, pursues solo career. Sounds kinda familiar.

Billy, your resum? in the post?

Hasn't Jani been out doing his solo thing for awhile now?

I'll be nice tho... I was gonna say something about Keri Kelli and Jani only being able to afford low-class hookers... but someone might take that the wrong way.

Damn right I will!!!

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Originally posted by SINMIN:
I'll be nice tho... I was gonna say something about Keri Kelli and Jani only being able to afford low-class hookers... but someone might take that the wrong way.

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<font size="3" face="Arial">is there any other possible way TO take this? i'm feeling blonde here.

Here is the story I got:
Jerry and Erik finally gave Jani a choice to get sober and stop the blow up his nose...Jani disgusted on the fact...fires everybody.
Something tells me we will see Jani becoming pals with Layne Staley soon.