YES!!!

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September 10th, 2003, 06:05 PM
Firebird98

I planned on making some long drawn out entry about this, but because I'm so overjoyed and due to the fact I have a smile on my face that you couldn't take off with a belt sander, let me just go ahead and say it.

Jennifer gave birth September 8th, at 3:52pm. Jayson is a healthy little guy with a head full of hair and came into this world weighing 7lbs, 9oz and he's a long one too, 19-1/2 inches. I am really, super happy right now, and nothing can ever dull this moment. All this trivial arguing going on between trivial strangers means absolute shit, my son has been born, he's ok, Jennifer's ok, I'm fucking orgasmic, life is peaches and sunshine right now.

I promise to put a longer, detailed entry in later, as for now, I don't really know anything else and I'm just too fucking chipper to write anything else. But I won't leave without saying something I've practiced for the past 9 months...

Welcome to the family, Jayson. I love you, son.
September 10th, 2003, 06:28 PM
crazy a

Congratulations!

P.S.--Tony got the pics and sends his thanks.
September 10th, 2003, 07:12 PM
Exotic Ginger

Congrats! That is so great! [img]smile.gif[/img]
September 10th, 2003, 08:53 PM
Ski

KICK ASS!

Congrats to the both of you!!!

So Bird when are we taking him to the titty bar?

LOL just kidding.

but really, way to go [img]smile.gif[/img]
September 10th, 2003, 10:07 PM
erisesoteric

*happy thoughts*

Please tell Jen I hope she's OK. And I hope you guys know I'm happy for you.

Now, is anyone else frightened at the thought of Firebird being... "chipper"?
September 10th, 2003, 11:07 PM
AsIs

Congrats Bird and Mrs. Bird!

That is awesome news. [img]smile.gif[/img]
September 10th, 2003, 11:11 PM
5Cats

**does the happy cat dance**

Awwwww! "Welcome to the family" That is SO CUTE! [img]smile.gif[/img]

I'm so glad for y'all!
September 11th, 2003, 12:08 AM
Neophobic Man

Wow.
I didn't even know you were due! Fabulous!

You know, while "Jayson" is a good, strong name...it doesn't mean you still can't call the little guy "Jaxom"...another good, strong name...

Coolness.
September 11th, 2003, 02:22 AM
JaceSan

Congratulations to you and Jenn!!

*can already picture the therapy session*

"When I was real young I remember my Uncle Ski taking me to this dark place with loud music and girls dancing around on the tables. At first I was scared, but then he gave me some dollar bills and I was confused because there weren't any video games in there."
September 11th, 2003, 02:40 AM
Ski

ROTFL!!!!

good one Jace [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
September 11th, 2003, 10:44 AM
RichC

Quote:

Originally posted by eris esoteric:
Now, is anyone else frightened at the thought of Firebird being... "chipper"?

Is anyone frightened by the fact that 'Bird reproduced? [img]wink.gif[/img]

Seriously though, that's awsome. Congrats man. Send me a cigar!
September 11th, 2003, 12:00 PM
Shadowcat

Wow, congrats Bird! I'm so happy for you. [img]smile.gif[/img]
September 11th, 2003, 01:20 PM
Jadian

so this will be another Baby Bird?

congrats!
September 11th, 2003, 09:34 PM
Firebird98

Quote:

Originally posted by JaceSan:
"When I was real young I remember my Uncle Ski taking me to this dark place with loud music and girls dancing around on the tables. At first I was scared, but then he gave me some dollar bills and I was confused because there weren't any video games in there."

This will never take pace, because Strip Club Ediqute is in his damn DNA. He already knows what to do.
September 11th, 2003, 11:16 PM
Ski

True, True.
September 12th, 2003, 02:53 AM
Branflakes

CONGRATS!!!

*HUGE HUGS to all*

SO glad to hear everything went well. Congrats, man. [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/guy.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img]
September 12th, 2003, 03:30 AM
3peanuts

Oh, that's so touching! Thanks for letting us know! Congrats, with my whole heart. [img]graemlins/rose.gif[/img]
September 12th, 2003, 09:25 AM
erisesoteric

Quote:

Originally posted by RichC:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by eris esoteric:
Now, is anyone else frightened at the thought of Firebird being... "chipper"?

Is anyone frightened by the fact that 'Bird reproduced?<hr /></blockquote>Is anyone else frightened at the idea of a changing table in the strip club bathroom?
September 15th, 2003, 01:41 AM
Ski

Quote:

Originally posted by eris esoteric:
Is anyone else frightened at the idea of a changing table in the strip club bathroom?[/QB]

NO WAY!!! it's a fine idea!!!

HOOK EM WHEN THEIR YOUNG!

[ September 14, 2003 10:42 PM: Message edited by: Ski ]
September 15th, 2003, 06:08 PM
Jadian

do you mean the prostitutes hooking the kid or the dad taking the kid to the prostitutes?

'cause I'm pretty sure one of 'em is illegal, if not both.
which isn't to say you shouldn't TRY it.
September 16th, 2003, 01:39 PM
RichC

Why not? The babies and the dads are going to be interested in the same thing anyway, just for different reasons. [img]smile.gif[/img]
September 17th, 2003, 10:31 AM
Ersby

Congrats on the newborn, Firebird.

Quote:

Originally posted by Firebird98:
All this trivial arguing going on between trivial strangers means absolute shit

A perfectly workable philosophy for life, I feel.