Jor Fucking Rules.

...yes, you read that right. Jor. Fucking. Rules. He rules in such a way that I have decided that the only manner I can possibly express my admiration for him is to make sweet, sweet love to him on a heart-shaped bed under a full moon all night long. I shall grant him the ecstasy of foreplay, and cuddling will be involved. I will leave a single, blood-red rose on the silk-covered pillow for him the morning. He shall never forget our tryst, and although he will be ruined for the touch of all others, it will have been worth it.

Why, you might ask, have I come to this conclusion and chosen to express it here? That, children, shall remain my own little secret...

I'm repulsed yet oddly intrigued...

Only by reading THAT, hurts...... [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

let me know what Jor did and I'll do the same! I KID ! I KID....cuddles?

How did you penetrate his bubble?

cover yourself in soap [img]wink.gif[/img]

DA, does the heart-shaped bed vibrate? Cuz i got a bag full of quarters and nothing better to do with them... unless you'd rather use it to beat Andyman about the head and shoulders... [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

tryst?

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Originally posted by Joranthalus:
cover yourself in soap [img]wink.gif[/img]

DA, does the heart-shaped bed vibrate? Cuz i got a bag full of quarters and nothing better to do with them... unless you'd rather use it to beat Andyman about the head and shoulders... [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Don't fool yourself, Jor. DA is only gonna leave you in the corner...ass bleeding and covered in urine. Like how you left me in Chicago. I never got over that ya know.

well yeah, of course... it's implied when DA says he's gonna make "sweet love" [img]wink.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by Joranthalus:
well yeah, of course... it's implied when DA says he's gonna make "sweet love" [img]wink.gif[/img]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Three words...

VIC VAPOR RUB

am i to assume you're speaking form experience? [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by Joranthalus:
am i to assume you're speaking form experience? [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Get away....shooo !!!

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Fluffles, I cannot reveal the secret of the bubble, but I can tell you that it involved no small amount of chicken's blood, the left femur of a condemned man, and a whole helluva lot of Crisco.

Nostro, don't give away the twist ending.

Chaser...call me. [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]

I think I saw this flick. My favorite part is when Jor asks to be on top. Hilarity insues - instant classic.

i feel so...unwanted

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Originally posted by S-Mart:
i feel so...unwanted

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Believe me....you don't REALLY be wanted in this situation

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hey i wanna cuddle with DA and chaser too [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img]

I don't believe anyone has ever cuddled with DA.....and lived to tell the tale.

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Originally posted by Mortitia:
hey i wanna cuddle with DA and chaser too [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'm up for that! WAY UP! Mort, call and let me know when and where! you're welcome to come S-Mart, but this is just a cuddle or group hug to cheer us all up and show appreciation