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Time after time i read about the 80's man's pathetic attempts at nailing members of the opposite sex. And never have i read an account that ended in some 80's style penetration. Not that i want details, but a yadda yadda yadda would suffice.
Anyhow. Not only does the 80's man seem to always fail to score, it always seems to be with less than stellar women. For example the chick in the antique store with the funky undies.
What was the description? Something like:
"She wasn't very hor, but she was alluring in that disgusting sort of way". I.e. buttfuck ugly, but i was so sexually repressed that she'd suffice.
I don't get it 80's. Is it just not fun letting people know that you aren't the worlds biggest loser!?
Anyway.
Oot.
Spinich
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:
Is it just not fun letting people know that you aren't the worlds biggest loser!?
Anyway.
Oot.
Spinich</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Could you possibly translate this so people who aren't well educated Canadians might understand what the fuck you're talking about...and shit.
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DO people still hold your hand when you cross the street! God you are so basic.
"Is it just not fun letting people know that you aren't the worlds biggest loser!?
Translation: 1) Do you enjoy reinforcing the image of being the worlds biggest loser?
2) Do you not have fun building yourself up rather than tearing yourself down?
3) Do you take pleasure in sharing your failures with others?
"Anyway."
Translation: 1) Moving on
2) In closing
3) I m really fucking tired
4) That is the end of my current line of thinking.
"Oot."
Translation: A 80's man cliche. Same as 'fukk' and other personal words the 80's man has amassed in his personal vocabulary.
"Spinich"
Meaning: A shot at the 80's man's current closer of 'apricots'. I picked another random produce section item to close with.
By making me explain this very basic shit to you under the guise of 'Canadian-ese' only makes you an incompetant American - which i have no doubt that you are!
You're a first generation American aren't you!?
<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 27, 2002 06:21 AM: Message edited by: Adept ]</font>
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I guess it's only the kind of translation that a drunken Canadian would understand.
I think I'm beginning to understand what those bouncers had to deal with.
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The 80's man is cool so lay off the guy. You are just pissed about the fact that your spamming didn't pay off in a top ten posters thread.
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no - i have a legitimate question. Is the 80's man just a failure troll, or is there a silver lining?
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:
Is the 80's man just a failure troll?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
No. We have one of those already. We call it "Adept".
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LOL
BTW yt1300inHtown your from houston?
what kind of music do you listen to?
Im pretty close to you im from victoria.
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:
I don't get it 80's. Is it just not fun letting people know that you aren't the worlds biggest loser!?
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Keep tossing his salad and maybe he'll tell you why, you chuckle-headed cocksmuggler.
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:
Time after time i read about the 80's man's pathetic attempts at nailing members of the opposite sex. And never have i read an account that ended in some 80's style penetration. Not that i want details, but a yadda yadda yadda would suffice.
Anyhow. Not only does the 80's man seem to always fail to score, it always seems to be with less than stellar women. For example the chick in the antique store with the funky undies.
What was the description? Something like:
"She wasn't very hor, but she was alluring in that disgusting sort of way". I.e. buttfuck ugly, but i was so sexually repressed that she'd suffice.
I don't get it 80's. Is it just not fun letting people know that you aren't the worlds biggest loser!?
Anyway.
Oot.
Spinich</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Why don't you fukk yourself abu, it's pathetic pole smokers like you that ruined this place.
Your constant spam filled ignorant takes don't piss people off or even interest them in the slightest, it just makes them want to leave.
So go take your Jabba the Butt looking ass out to the back 40 and self deposit a cap in your head so nobody has to suffer through viewing your stupid trolls and your ugly assed, melon sized, pock marked, cock repository.
You suck Inky.
And Canada is the best kept secret for one important reason: no one gives a fukk about your communist asses except for some good powder at Banf and your low cost nudey bars.
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by warrenton:
and your low cost nudey bars.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Low cost nudie bars? I'm so there dude.
-Sincerely Python
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Thank you. A legitimate answer for a legitimate question.
Even then 80's that is more embarassing than respectable. You dry fucked some teenie bopper. Dry fucking doesn't give you her cherry, you just rub around and swaw denim.
Anyway.
There has never been a 80's man introduction, pursuit resulting in 'fukking'? In fact with the exception of statuatory rape, there has never been close physical contact.
So i ask again, is the 80's man just a troll for us to laugh at his sexual follies?
Rhubarb.
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Shut Up!
Don't talk about the man I am waiting to lose my virginity too. I will wipe your face off on the sidewalk. I think you are jealous because he at least has the nads to talk to females, all you do is send them screaming into the darkness where they try to wash their mind of the hidiousness of your stench.
Go shove a lamp up your ass and enlighten your mind!
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Well done fat ugly whore!
The fact is you will never loose anything but your dignity with the 80's man since the 80's man is destined to never have sex. That is the nature of the troll!
If you want to loose it to the 80's man, print off his pic and roll it up, and stab the cat. that is the best you will do.
Until then - don't pick the scab!
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:
don't pick the scab!</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Don't worry, I wouldn't think of picking on you!
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A fair question from Adept.
You must have missed it when I reported my dry-fukking of my boss's niece, Cherry a few months ago. I actually got to reach up under her shirt and touch both of her small teets while I dry-humped her.
So yes, there has been an account of me sort of scoring.
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But in asking the question in your topic, you have only reinforced the same question that I have raised time and time again, a question that will linger on....
Will there ever be a rainbow?
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