a trip to the mailbox....

so a trip to the mailbox provides something
a bit more interestjng... and definitely
worth yacking about on the internet...

so inside the box is this flyer addressed
to my landlord, who used to live in this
apartment prior to purchasing the place.

anyways... i rarely get any old mail of his...
until today.... i get this:

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it wouldn't have bothered me so much, because
everyone gets trash mail... but this had
his name on it.... even an account number [img]eek.gif[/img]


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HMMMM just cant see you gettin riled up over what one does in private.... Imagine what files he would see if he viewed your PC Audit trail... [img]redface.gif[/img]

it doesn't bother me that anyone does that...
it bothers me that i received his private mail

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even while i could assume that tom did such a
thing, i just don't like the confirmation... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

60 7-hour DVD's for a buck a piece?

that isnt bad at all!

I think I'll start off with "Pakastani Poon" followed by "Fat girls try harder" and then end up hour 21 with "Midgets Love Cock".

I am sure it didn't come opened like that and I am guessing it had a close address to yours but not your name and addy on the package... you do know that it is a federal offense to tamper with other peoples mail right?


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http://www.usps.com/news/images/poster311_sml.jpg

But if the case was an error on your part and opened by mistake you can always will out this form...

CLICK CLICK ... smut mail

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But hey on the bright side you get 3 squares a day and a free dentist [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

*ahem*

as stated, tom used to live in this apartment
prior to me... and the current landlord offered
a lease to own kinda thing to tom (prolly cuz
the landlord knew what a POS this dump is).

it wasn't sealed... just a tri-fold flyer thing..
with his name on it... and if it had been sealed,
it was opened prior to my hands receiving it.

not that i'm scared to get busted on tampering
with mail... but it seems to me, that the only
person that can issue a complaint would be tom...
and i dunno that i see that happening.

you going to give it to tom?

that would be interesting.

"hey tom, included with the rent this month is some mail that came for you. just thought i'd pass it along"

this flyer has seen enough action on this board.

the next time it sees the light of day... will
be when the local seagull pecks it out of a
mound of trash in the landfill.

oh gawd... i wish i had the nuts to take a pic
of tom... then that would give you a mental image...
and why it would be completely awkward to give
him that mail back.... [img]redface.gif[/img]

he look like that new tigger? [img]eek.gif[/img]

hmmmm... the only chance i have at snapping a pic
would be the next time he came over to do yard work...
and i could just kinda take a pic from the window...

*feels VERY weird at making that thought public*

Ahhhh come now give it to TOM. He may need it as he has already spanked thru the ones he has now. [img]eek.gif[/img]


And I think anyone can make the complaint.. I just REALLY doubt that they would do anything unless they thought you were taking his mail out of his box. But hey you could always sign him up for some good stuff. You know all those blow in leaf cards ... that say BILL ME [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]