Holy Condoms

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October 16th, 2003, 08:59 PM
Snow Kitten

Holy Condoms

Ok, you all know I went away this past weekend right, well while I was going someone broke in to my house (My EX).. How do I know he done this, well let me just tell you how low he is? I had a few condoms under my bed and a few in my dresser draw? Well I had moved my bed out looking for my Cell Phone and picked up the condoms and each and every one of them had a little pin hole in them!!! So @ first I just fig ok, they were under the bed, maybe something happened to them, well I open my dresser to get the ones out of the box, and they all have holes in them, now the ones under my bed, didn?t come from the same box, and I don?t know anyone else that would have been sick enough to have done this? Is this not the craziest thing you have ever heard?? And my Cell Phone is missing and I think he took it.. I can?t find it anywhere and the last place I had it was my bedroom?. So I spent the day today fixing all my basement windows so they don?t open, because I think this is how he is getting in, or he is putting his hand in my mail slot and opening the door from the inside.. I have a hard time sleeping at night, knowing he can come in here anytime he wants?
October 17th, 2003, 01:23 AM
Father Dave

ever get a restraining order? from what you have said you have grounds...also a video cam would do well in yer house...or ya can invite me to "house sit"...but i take NO prisoners (alive)...soooooo [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]
October 17th, 2003, 02:06 AM
Tee Ehn

and all this time you was just supposed to be sleeping with me.....i know you wasn't using the condoms to blow up like balloons...and what was ya cell phone doing in yer bed? your cheating on me eh?

i thought security was good i guess now we gotta leak *LOL*
October 17th, 2003, 02:52 AM
Father Dave

ya sure gotta leak in them there rubbers... [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
October 17th, 2003, 04:53 AM
wildnthewind

Quote:

Originally posted by Father Dave:
ya sure gotta leak in them there rubbers... [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

Dave... YEP!!! Discard LOL
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October 17th, 2003, 02:14 PM
Snow Kitten

Dave I have took every step that I could to keep him away from me, but he is SO above the law, that it is not even funny... Every time he gets in trouble there is always someone there to get him out of it... Does he not care at all about the mother of his kids, I keep asking myself.. I mean, lets not talk about me getting pregnant again, but what about Aids? and things like that.. I mean I don't sleep around, but you don't have to, it only takes one time, one person... I am ssso pissed... but to ask him about it, or to say anything to him, would be a waste of time.. Just like the cell phone, he would just say he didn't do it.. [img]frown.gif[/img]
October 22nd, 2003, 08:29 PM
Tee Ehn

and if you was saving yourself like me you wouldn't have to worry about any of this cept the cell phone L*

i [img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img] hot stuff.

buy some more, this time get the good ones!

for christmas im gonna buy you a far proof safe, so those hot ones you buy are protected. even from the fukkre.
October 23rd, 2003, 12:05 AM
Father Dave

i got extras.... [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/smarty.gif[/img]
October 23rd, 2003, 01:58 AM
Tee Ehn

are they holy? LOL
October 23rd, 2003, 02:23 AM
Snow Kitten

yea I think I'm going to need some..
October 23rd, 2003, 02:31 AM
Father Dave

no- they not be holy but they go in the holey....hahhaahahahaah..*trips on his...*

[ October 23, 2003 12:03 AM: Message edited by: Father Dave ]
October 23rd, 2003, 02:36 AM
Snow Kitten

LOL
October 23rd, 2003, 02:37 AM
Tee Ehn

i told you to tie them damn shoes but noooooooo you wouldn't listen to me.
October 23rd, 2003, 04:12 AM
wildnthewind

Quote:

Originally posted by Father Dave:
no- they not be holy but they go in the holey....hahhaahahahaah..*trips on his...*

[ October 23, 2003 12:03 AM: Message edited by: Father Dave ]

Dave.... LMAO... Good one! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img] Tee walked right into that one ROFL.. [img]graemlins/smarty.gif[/img]
October 23rd, 2003, 11:59 AM
Tee Ehn

wild?

your siding with him and sweet talking me? almost at the same time? wow.

[img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]
October 23rd, 2003, 03:03 PM
Father Dave

shoes??...hell i thought ya said sumptin about my foot so i took care of what was 12 inches... [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]
October 26th, 2003, 04:07 PM
Snow Kitten

Holy Condom Batman.... LOL.. I don't know, I was just sitting here and that came to me..LOL.. Ok, maybe I need sleep..LOL
October 27th, 2003, 01:19 AM
wildnthewind

Quote:

Originally posted by Tee Ehn:
wild?

your siding with him and sweet talking me? almost at the same time? wow.

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Tee.... Not sidin' with anyone, just thought it was funny! BTW. You haven' been on lately
in AIM... [img]graemlins/smarty.gif[/img] So much for the sweet talkin theory.
[img]graemlins/handcuffs.gif[/img] <~~ Put those on I wanna tease ya a bit...LOL
October 27th, 2003, 03:11 AM
Tee Ehn

no teasing if ya can't be pleasin'........

i dont do handcuffs, i don't have enough trust in the opposite sex i know and i apologize but no man is gonna tie me down LOL...you got the wrong chic......thats snow she likes that stuff...

ive just not been me lately..ill be back someday.
October 27th, 2003, 03:42 PM
wildnthewind

Quote:

Originally posted by Tee Ehn:
i don't have enough trust in the opposite sex i know and i apologize but no man is gonna tie me down LOL...you got the wrong chic

[img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thinking.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img] !! No apologizes needed.. *runs outta here.. LOL
October 27th, 2003, 08:47 PM
Tee Ehn

dont run off we could always tie you down and give everyone a tube of body paint.

[img]graemlins/smarty.gif[/img]
October 29th, 2003, 05:01 AM
Father Dave

*background music* "havin' mah baybee...what a lovely way of sayin' how much ya love me..."

holey condoms indeed.... [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]

[ October 29, 2003 01:02 AM: Message edited by: Father Dave ]
October 29th, 2003, 04:57 PM
wildnthewind

Quote:

Originally posted by Tee Ehn:
dont run off we could always tie you down and give everyone a tube of body paint.

[img]graemlins/smarty.gif[/img]

I can handle that, Just no holy condoms. rofl
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October 29th, 2003, 05:25 PM
Snow Kitten

I Got a new box of condoms and locked them in the safe..LOL... get it.. SAFE SEX..he he he [img]wink.gif[/img]
October 31st, 2003, 03:44 AM
Tee Ehn

pre meditated sex, gotta luv u.

lol...sassie poo taught you well LOL
November 1st, 2003, 02:20 AM
Father Dave

[img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]
November 1st, 2003, 12:20 PM
Tee Ehn

[img]eek.gif[/img]
November 1st, 2003, 04:05 PM
Snow Kitten

I once had a condom beside my bed..
I left it unguarded and now it is dead..
It got one little poke without even leaven the pack..
And now all I want is my unused condom back..
It was made of rubber, but I guess it would have been
Best if it was make out of armor.. Oh what a shame, to die that death, poor little thing, didn?t even get,
To get wet.. ..OK, now we know I?m CRAZY?
November 1st, 2003, 04:22 PM
Father Dave

there once was a filly name snow
sans condom she would not go
but if ya had a chance
to give her a dance
my lord how my dear snow could blow!

dave [img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

[ November 01, 2003 12:24 AM: Message edited by: Father Dave ]
November 1st, 2003, 09:21 PM
Snow Kitten

OMG..lol [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
November 3rd, 2003, 12:53 PM
Tee Ehn

somehow i can't believe there isn't a good comeback already posted here???

snow ya getting weak??? [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]