Where will the madness end?

Why do people think that crap like this really happens? I had this guys yesterday instant message me. i would post the entire conversation, but i didn't have archiving enabled for some reason. anyways, he asked for a song. he found my name on Launch and I had rated the song very highly, so he thought i might have it, i did and after giving him a link to the entire cd, i asked him what he needed it for and he said it reminded him of his girlfriend. that's all well and good, but then as i was about to leave he starting asking me more questions. like..."how do you know if she's the one"....my reply was..."You are only 16". he insisted that we talked about and i continued to tell him that he was only 16 and should really slow down. finally i just i've got to leave....bye...

well, he added me to his buddy list, and this morning, he had send me an offline message...here is the message he sent me....

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jimmychatwood (10/21/2003 7:16:34 PM): this is a ribbon for solders fighting in iraq pass it on to everyone on your buddy list and pray. somethinggood will happen to u 2 night at 9:11 pm. this is not a joke some1 will ethier call u or will talk to u online and say that they love u do not break the chain send this to 13 people in the next 15

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<font size="4" face="Comic Sans MS, Verdana">that pissed me off really bad. i don't know this guy, i don't care if he wants to send me a ribbon, but don't tell me something good is going to happen at a certain time...or a coupon will pop up on my screen, or that bill gates is going to send me money....i did not send this to anyone....and i'm just fired up about it....why do people think this crap really happens?

how is that interesting?

Perhaps because they are mindless, dumb, retarded people who have no clue?

He struck again....

[quote]jimmychatwood: if you love me im me and say "i do" if you hate me say "fuck you" send this to evrey1 on your list including the person who sent this and if they say i do then they r your friend and if they say fuck you then delete them. ....I DO[quote]

honestly, i thought chain letters and such were strictly for email and snail mail....

oh man, that's pathetic...geeez what's wrong with people?

two words: block him

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Originally posted by GravyTrain:
that pissed me off really bad. i don't know this guy, i don't care if he wants to send me a ribbon, but don't tell me something good is going to happen at a certain time...why do people think this crap really happens?

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<font size="4" face="Comic Sans MS, Verdana">Interesting.

Yeah shit like that pisses me off bigtime too.. That guy sounds like bit of a fuckhead.. are you sure he isn't like 13 or something?

I got one messaged through MSN Messenger tonight...

"I LOVE YOU: send this to ten ppl and tonight at midnight your true love will find you Something good will happen 2 you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years. Tomorrow is National Kiss Day."

i don't get this...he logs on....send this crap to me and then logs off

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jimmychatwood: at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen 2 you at 2:15 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years. Tomorrow is National Kiss Day. If you send 15ppl this in 15 Min you're safe no send back

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<font size="4" face="Comic Sans MS, Verdana">but it's kind of interesting that babi and i got the same message clear on the other side of the world. through total strangers.

i buzzed that jimmychatwood fella a few days ago and i never got a response.

i want some good fuckin luck too!

Why is this asshole so stingy with passin' it out???

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Years ago when theBeanScene was still in it's infancy, I made a big update on it and used the ICQ "Sen URL" feature to let people know about it... the message was something like:

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A little boy is dying.... TO CHECK OUT THE ALL NEW BEAN SCENE!! " target="_blank">WWW.KINGBEAN.CJB.NET!!!

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Yeah something like that anyway. I had some guy on my list who I don't really know who he was, in fact I dunno how he got there.. but anyway he messaged me back abusing me and saying "Things like that are bullshit dude don't fucking send them to me" and I'm like "It was just a joke... it's my website" and he's all "Seriously dude don't fuck with that kinda shit" and I'm like " [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img] "

<font color="#000099"><font size="1">[ October 29, 2003 08:31 AM: Message edited by: KingBean ]</font></font>

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The URL message I sent wasn't as fucked as this post keeps turning out.

<font color="#000099" size="1">[ October 29, 2003 08:33 AM: Message edited by: KingBean ]</font>

here is our most recent conversation...i don't get this guy...the first time i talked to him i was kinda cool with it, i was nice, and helpful, but honestly, what is his deal...i've decided to go with the rude obnoxious approach, and somehow...it didnt work, he im'ed me this morning just to say HI..

(and i'm not going to block him, because he makes for some interesting posts)

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jimmychatwood (4:57:47 PM): hey
sooperprince (4:57:51 PM): yea
jimmychatwood (4:58:00 PM): sup
jimmychatwood (4:58:24 PM): y do i hate to say good bye to my g/f and she hates to say goodbye to me
jimmychatwood (4:58:31 PM): is it love?
sooperprince (4:58:36 PM): maybe
jimmychatwood (4:58:45 PM): how do u know if it is
jimmychatwood (4:58:47 PM): and not lust
jimmychatwood (4:59:42 PM): ???????
sooperprince (4:59:53 PM): i can't tell you that
sooperprince (4:59:59 PM): you guys having sex?
jimmychatwood (5:00:04 PM): NO
sooperprince (5:00:13 PM): you guys fooling around?
jimmychatwood (5:00:23 PM): what u mean by that
sooperprince (5:00:33 PM): oral sex...hand jobs...fingering
jimmychatwood (5:00:39 PM): no
sooperprince (5:00:48 PM): then why do you think it is lust?
jimmychatwood (5:01:03 PM): it's not
jimmychatwood (5:01:08 PM): it cant be
sooperprince (5:01:14 PM): then why did you ask me?
jimmychatwood (5:01:22 PM): idk srry
sooperprince (5:01:27 PM): just wondering.....
sooperprince (5:01:33 PM): is she hot?
jimmychatwood (5:01:34 PM): yea
jimmychatwood (5:01:41 PM): i dont wanna lose this 1
jimmychatwood (5:01:51 PM): to me she is the most beauitful girl int the world
sooperprince (5:01:57 PM): got a pic?
jimmychatwood (5:02:10 PM): if i had to dream of a perfect girl she wont come close to her
jimmychatwood (5:02:13 PM): no
jimmychatwood (5:02:18 PM): srry
sooperprince (5:02:56 PM): that sucks
sooperprince (5:03:03 PM): she got a great body i guess
jimmychatwood (5:03:20 PM): yea
sooperprince (5:04:13 PM): tell me about it
sooperprince (5:04:15 PM): how tall is she?
jimmychatwood (5:04:26 PM): about 5'7
jimmychatwood (5:04:32 PM): blond hair and brown eyes
sooperprince (5:04:33 PM): that's pretty tall
sooperprince (5:04:38 PM): long blonde hair?
jimmychatwood (5:04:47 PM): shoulder lenght
jimmychatwood (5:04:51 PM): length
sooperprince (5:04:57 PM): nice....
sooperprince (5:05:04 PM): is she a thick girl?
sooperprince (5:05:10 PM): got some junk in the trunk?
jimmychatwood (5:05:16 PM): no
sooperprince (5:05:30 PM): what does she way....85-90 pounds?
jimmychatwood (5:05:42 PM): umm a 110
sooperprince (5:05:50 PM): nice....
jimmychatwood (5:06:22 PM): not be tryin to take my g/f
sooperprince (5:06:37 PM): dude...i'm married
sooperprince (5:06:41 PM): she got big tits?
jimmychatwood (5:06:44 PM): no
sooperprince (5:06:58 PM): well...more than a handful is a waste....you know what i'm sayin
jimmychatwood (5:07:38 PM): yea
sooperprince (5:07:58 PM): you said you were 16...right...how old is she?
jimmychatwood (5:07:59 PM): well can we change the sunject cause i dont feel comfortable tellin ppl about my g/f like that
sooperprince (5:08:06 PM): well...whatever man
jimmychatwood (5:08:11 PM): 14 and thats it
sooperprince (5:08:36 PM): hey...if there's grass on the field...play ball....that's my motto....you play any sports?
jimmychatwood (5:08:46 PM): football
jimmychatwood (5:08:54 PM): b~ball and run track
sooperprince (5:09:20 PM): that's cool man....well i gotta go, i got to get to an eye appointment....so i'll let you go....
sooperprince (5:09:27 PM): have a good one....we can talk about sports and stuff later
jimmychatwood (5:09:31 PM): ight peace
jimmychatwood (5:09:34 PM): ight

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LOL!!!! OH my goodness that was sooo funny!

HAHAHHAHA I AM JIMMYCHATWOOD YOU SPAZ!!!!

Just kidding, but yeah, shows how well those fuckers spread [img]mad.gif[/img]

<font color="#000099" size="1">[ October 29, 2003 12:10 AM: Message edited by: Babi BootifuL ]</font>

You guys sound like you're getting along pretty well.

You should start asking him about your wife. Say you found a tie that isn't yours behind the bed, and ask him what that might mean.

well, i had a conversation with him the other day....but it wasn't all that interesting, so i didn't post it....he was asking about what there is to do on a saturday night with a girl...i suggested a movie....he said no..i said go parking, then i had to explain what parking was...and then he said he couldn't drive so i said get your older brother to drive you, i'm sure he would love to watch...and then he quickly changed the subject, and he was being real annoying, so i quit talking to him....i'll be sure to keep everyone updated on our relationship

good deal man

OK, this is the best conversation we've had yet. I kid you not when I say the entire conversation is worth reading...it might take a while, but i'll try to highlight some of hte best parts....and you will see that it is all great....

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<font size="2">jimmychatwood: hey
jimmychatwood: i gots a ?
jimmychatwood: hello
sooperprince: yea...what's up man
sooperprince: what ya got?
jimmychatwood: whats love?
sooperprince: hmm....let me think a sec
jimmychatwood: ok
jimmychatwood: and how do u know if ur in love?
sooperprince: well, love can be defined as say..."strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties
sooperprince: some people think that it is more of an attraction based on sexual desire
jimmychatwood: b/f g/f love
sooperprince: oh....i would think that would be something like affection that is based on admiration beneolence or common interests
sooperprince: does that help?
jimmychatwood: how do u know if that person is the one
sooperprince: do you get that tingle in your stomach when you are around here?
sooperprince: her...
jimmychatwood: yes i feel like there is not a care in the world like i cant be w/ no one else
jimmychatwood: when im w/ her i feel safe
sooperprince: hmm....well that tingle is more than likley gas....but if you feel safe around her...i'd say that is a pretty good sign
sooperprince: why do you feel safe?
jimmychatwood: idk like nothing can hurt me
sooperprince: is she bigger than you? or do you just feel comfortable?
jimmychatwood: comfortable
sooperprince: oh....
jimmychatwood: well
sooperprince: that is a difficult question to answer
jimmychatwood: well i love her
jimmychatwood: i can't see my self w/ no 1 else
sooperprince: have you ever had teh desire to...ya know...hook up with her....
jimmychatwood: i am goin out w/ her
jimmychatwood: we been together for 5 months and knew each other for over 2 years
sooperprince: yea...but, i'm talking about REALLY "hookin up" with her
jimmychatwood: u mean sex?
sooperprince: you make it sound so dirty....but yeah
jimmychatwood: no w/ her i cant do that
jimmychatwood: any other girl i could but w/ her i cant
sooperprince: hmmm???? why is that?
jimmychatwood: idk i just cant
sooperprince: ok....fair enough
sooperprince: in the future...i assume you could see yourself doing that....like when you are married....
jimmychatwood: look be honest whats the chance of me and my g/f stayin together
jimmychatwood: umm yea
sooperprince: let me think....you ar 16...she is 14.....
sooperprince: where are you from?
sooperprince: what city and state?
jimmychatwood: ohio
jimmychatwood: columbus
sooperprince: is that a big city?
jimmychatwood: ummm i guess
jimmychatwood: i think so
sooperprince: do you go to a big high school? or a small high school?
sooperprince: well, junior high i guess...wahtever
jimmychatwood: there has been so many ppl that asked me and her out and its like so easy to say no to them
jimmychatwood: i go to a public high shcool and she goes to a privite high school
sooperprince: ahh...she goes to a private high school.....
jimmychatwood: yes
sooperprince: i'm going to shoot straight....it doesn't look good
jimmychatwood: why
sooperprince: she is in the 9th grade i'm gong to assume....usually aorund the 10th grade or so, females hit a point in their life when they want to rebel...i've see it a million times.....
sooperprince: what happens is they usually dump the guy they are with, and move onto a much older, wilder partying type....like my friend wes
sooperprince: then they get tired of that type of person, and come back looking for hte original guy
jimmychatwood: umm she told me see cant be w/ no one else
jimmychatwood: and she was like that
sooperprince: hmm...see cant be with no one else....those are mighy strong words
jimmychatwood: and she found me and she changed
sooperprince: that's a good point...i didn't think about that life change that girls go through at 14
sooperprince: well, if she has hit that point in her life...i'm sure that she will more than likely be the same for the next i don't know....3 or 4 years at least
jimmychatwood: because she told me before we was together that she didnt care about school or her grades and didnt care that much abotu life
sooperprince: so you saved her life?
jimmychatwood: and now that she is w/ me she cares about her grades and school and she wants more out of life
sooperprince: and you are going to provide that life to her.....this would make for a great movie...seriously
jimmychatwood: no i didnt do nothin
sooperprince: "Jimmy and his love....2 Lifes Changed Forever"
jimmychatwood: i dont htink
jimmychatwood: shut up
sooperprince: i'm serious.....
sooperprince: i've never heard of anything like this....
jimmychatwood: i asked for ur advice and im tellin u personal things and makin fun of it
jimmychatwood: well its true
sooperprince: dude.....why would i do that...i understand you are coming to me in confidence
jimmychatwood: well its true
jimmychatwood: she told me she has changed
sooperprince: i'm telling you what i have experience in my life
jimmychatwood: no crap
jimmychatwood: her parents want ius to be together
sooperprince: wow....so you like your future in-laws?
jimmychatwood: umm yea
sooperprince: that never happens
sooperprince: no one likes their in-laws
jimmychatwood: when y have me and her talk about gettin married
sooperprince: what?
jimmychatwood: yea heard me
sooperprince: when y have? what does that mean?
jimmychatwood: w/e dude
jimmychatwood: shes the 1 idc im gonna love her foreva
sooperprince: that's a very bold statement
sooperprince: but i'm sure you will be able to hold to that
jimmychatwood: dude ur the only 1 sayin we aint gonna last
jimmychatwood: all her friends say we will all mine say we will our own parents say we will
sooperprince: that's fine...you asked me for advice....i'm telling you what i've seen in my 23 years of life, and what i've experienced in my 23 years of life....
sooperprince: i'm not saying that people don't find true love when they are only 14 years old, but i've never seen it
sooperprince: i'm geniunely happy that you have found the girl you want to marry
jimmychatwood: well thx for that but i think we will
jimmychatwood: idk y its just that feeling
sooperprince: i would love to contineu to hear about how you gusy are doing
sooperprince: i'm very intrigued by this relationship that you ahve told me about
jimmychatwood: what in the hell does that mean
jimmychatwood: intrigued?
sooperprince: it means...that i am very interested about how strong your feelings are
jimmychatwood: oooo ok
sooperprince: i've never seen it before at such a young age
jimmychatwood: my bad
jimmychatwood: well its true
sooperprince: yea...calm down dude.....
jimmychatwood: i'd die for her
jimmychatwood: no i was just wonderin what that word was
jimmychatwood: i neva heard it before
sooperprince: yea....it's a pretty big word....sorry
jimmychatwood: its kool
jimmychatwood: so u still don think it will happen
sooperprince: well, i have my doubts
jimmychatwood: u have good things
sooperprince: me and my best friend met at about the same age that you guys are......
sooperprince: except she was a little bit younger, and i thought we would always be friends
sooperprince: after the wedding, i haven't talked to her since....
jimmychatwood: we aint friends
sooperprince: i always thought we would marry too
sooperprince: if you aren't friends....then what are you?
jimmychatwood: boyfriend girlfriend
jimmychatwood: were dating
sooperprince: oh.....my bad
jimmychatwood: yea
jimmychatwood: we know everything about each other
jimmychatwood: we talk about everything and can work out just about everything
jimmychatwood: well we have so far
jimmychatwood: i did it again</font>

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That kid is great.

You should tell him to start posting on the forum!

So he wants to remain a virgin the remainder of his life? ..

yeah bring him to the fourm!

sooperprince: dude.....why would i do that...i understand you are coming to me in confidence

hahahah... love it [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I've thought about bringing him over here and letting him post...he might get some good answers....the only problem is that i would have to completely delete this thread, so he wouldnt' know that we are all making fun of him already...

and yes babi...i'm such a bad person.

that could be cool...or maybe you could temporarily change your other board into a "Help for those in Love" board... [img]wink.gif[/img]

http://www.stat.ohio-state.edu/images/city.jpg
Columbus, Ohio

This one wasn't nearly as good

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<font size="2">jimmychatwood: hey
sooperprince: hewwo
jimmychatwood: my g/f said that she cant break up w/ me
sooperprince: why not?
jimmychatwood: because she loves me to much
sooperprince: oh....
jimmychatwood: see it can work
sooperprince: well, i guess that's good news for you then...huh
jimmychatwood: uh huh
jimmychatwood: it can happen
sooperprince: it sure can....you have just proven it
jimmychatwood: yup
jimmychatwood: and i cant break up w/ her
sooperprince: because you love her too much...right?
jimmychatwood: right
sooperprince: i've never known anyone so dedicated to one thing....
sooperprince: so when are you guys getting married/
jimmychatwood: lol we still in high school
sooperprince: so....you have found true love...you can't let this one get away...jump on the opportunity
jimmychatwood: dude im 16
sooperprince: people used to get married at like 14 and 15.....my wife's grandparents got married at 16
jimmychatwood: so
sooperprince: so just because you are 16 shouldn't mean anything
jimmychatwood: thats them not us
sooperprince: that's true....i don't guess you guys really are in love.....if you don't value marriage that much
jimmychatwood: we both secide to wait till after high school
sooperprince: oh.....i see.....but then as soon as you both graduate...then you are getting married
sooperprince: when are you goign to propose?
jimmychatwood: idk
jimmychatwood: look i g2g bye</font>

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lol, yeah not as good as the last one, but it's still funny!

Thanks for the shout out...*pounds chest twice, then gives the 'peace' symbol*...I'm out...

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JCW: ur under my spell this spell will make whoever u want to love u but only if u send this to evryone on ur list list with 18 min of reading this if u dont ur love life will be trashed

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I hoped you passed that on DJ, I'd hate to see you and Christi 'trashed'. [img]confused.gif[/img]

Just save a copy of this thread on your computer, delete it and invite him in. Although... he probably wouldn't post much. Does his girlfriend use the Internet? You should find out... maybe you could talk to her about it as well?

It never hurts to ask.

i was thinking about trying to find out who his girlfriend was...but i don't know if he would be willing to give up that information.

I haven't talked to him in a couple of days, in fact, i don't think he has been online in a while.

no, i'm not giving up hope yet

Ok good!

he's been having either computer problems, or doens't want to be online anymore....he doesnt' talk to me much...here is our conversation that was abruptly ended this afternoon

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<font size="2">sooperprince: hey
JCW: hi
sooperprince: what's up man
sooperprince: how ya doin?
JCW: fine
JCW: u
sooperprince: bored
JCW: kool.
sooperprince: how's your girl?
JCW: fine
JCW: shes at b~ball practice.
sooperprince: oh...she's a baller
JCW: yupp!
sooperprince: sweet....she any good/
JCW: yea.
sooperprince: i bet i could beat he
sooperprince: he
sooperprince: her
JCW: i play b~ball 2.
sooperprince: i bet i could beat both of you
JCW: no when shes on she never misses.
JCW: no u can't beat me.
JCW: i can break everyone.</font>

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lol, that has to be sooo much fun man

youre really amped on this story arent ya, the cheat?

Man! Have we lost our free entertainment?

I think it's grrrreat...Because it's something I would do if some stranger IM'ed me...lol