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*Gd steps in shop pulls off raincoat pours rain out of donut box*
Morning All,
I got the coffee going and i brought donuts, their a little wet though. [img]smile.gif[/img]
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ July 01, 2004 07:37 AM: Message edited by: Guitardeth. ]</font>
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Good morning all! Sunny here.
Morning all! Nice here too. Chocolate chip muffin please! Mmmmm, wish I really had one!
*enters, still fuzzy from last night's red wine*
Um, hi all. Large coca-cola please. Weather looks iffy here. Might be ok in the morning, but probably some thunderstorms this afternoon.
I didn't sleep...was up all night reading debates regarding various comic book characters like a geek...
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Morning Snape and TCM. [img]smile.gif[/img]
Here's your soda snape.
ohhh and snape, we got a new member on the mega boards named lady snape, i thought it was you cause she has a sig with that person in your avatar, but then i seen she was from texas and i knew it wasn't you then.
Morning Chesh.
and if your a geek, were all geeks here. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
Lol I only went to a comic board because I got scared reading Asian Ghost Stories and needed to take my mind off the images in my head...
The Intruder.
The Intruder is a silhouette and similar in shape to a Siamese cat. When sitting, it is about 7.5 feet tall. It has two overly large, slanted eyes, which glow a bright fluorescent green, and have no pupils. It blinks these eyes occasionally. Other than the eyes, it has no other discernable facial or body features.
Whenever you enter your home after dark, The Intruder is always watching. It sits about 10 feet away from you in plain view. It remains immobile and does not even try to conceal its presence. While outside, it can only be seen by one person at a time. If it were to be within the sight range of two people then the first person who sees The Intruder would remain being able to see it while it would remain completely invisible to others.
It emits no noises of its own. The only time it can be heard is when it is stretching its claws on a tree or your house siding. If you approach it then it will run away very quickly and violently, kicking up dirt and rocks. The sounds of the wind from The Intruder?s movements and flying debris from under The Intruder?s feet can be heard. If you were to throw an object toward it or discharge a firearm at it you would get the same effect. Once you turn back to the door to insert your key you will find that The Intruder has noiselessly returned to its previous position where it continues to watch you.
Some say that The Intruder listens to your key hit the lock. They say that The Intruder can eventually ascertain the shape of your key simply by hearing the pins of your lock moving. It is unknown how many times The Intruder must hear you unlock your door before it can determine the exact shape of your key.
You see, The Intruder wants to kill you, that is, if this creature is even capable of wanting anything. Perhaps it is better to say that it intends to kill you. However, The Intruder can only kill you inside your house, and may not force its way in. Furthermore, it cannot enter an empty house. You must already be at home in order for it to enter. If you were to run outside of your house once The Intruder enters, The Intruder will pursue you, drag you back inside, and then kill you.
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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No, not me. But she obvioulsy has good taste if she likes Snape & Megadeth! Great minds do think alike! [img]wink.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by Guitardeth.:
Morning Snape and TCM. [img]smile.gif[/img]
Here's your soda snape.
ohhh and snape, we got a new member on the mega boards named lady snape, i thought it was you cause she has a sig with that person in your avatar, but then i seen she was from texas and i knew it wasn't you then.
Thanks for the coke. Will probably need a LOT more before the morning's over.
If you ever hear a key hitting your door in the dead of night then it may be The Intruder trying out its key that it has made. The Intruder only tries to use its keys when it is close to perfecting them, so if you do hear it trying to unlock your door then you can be certain that it will have a proper working key within a few nights. If you enter your house through another means, for example a garage or screen door, then you may suddenly find it them inoperable from the outside, through both remote or attempted physical operation of the door. If you attempt to leave your door unlocked in order to prevent The Intruder from hearing the shape of your key, then you may be disappointed to find that the door has been locked by the time you arrive at home.
If you hear a key hit your lock it is advised that you turn off all of your lights and attempt to push on the door to try and prevent The Intruder from entering, although it likely outweighs you. Once The Intruder enters your house all light sources above that of a candle become blinding to all inhabitants other that The Intruder. If you have time to light a candle then it is suggested, as this will still allow you to see the silhouette without becoming blinded. A very small advantage that you may have is that, once inside a home, all inhabitants are able to see The Intruder simultaneously.
The Intruder will kill every human inside of the house. It will only attack pets if the animal chooses to engage The Intruder. Most animals choose not to engage The Intruder. The only time that the Intruder will make any noise of its own is during a kill strike. The Intruder will make a quick hissing sound during this strike, and will not make this noise again until it claims its next victim. The Intruder has never been known to kill anyone without hissing during the kill strike. It will usually try to completely disable its prey to the point where it cannot move before it makes the kill strike. It is thought that The Intruder prefers to disable its prey before a kill strike because the act of hissing may be the only time that it is vulnerable to damage. This is purely speculation however...
That's pretty cool. Got a link for us other geeks to where you got that? [img]wink.gif[/img]
Hehe it's from Gamefaqs.com...I don't normally go there since they made the LUE board exclusive so I couldn't act like an ass with the rest of them, I venture to other boards there...
From the paranormal/conspiracy board:
Scary Asian Ghost Stories
Mornin'! My youngest daughter becomes a an official teenager today. Of course she's been acting like a teenager for the last 5 years. LORD TAKE ME NOW! [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Snape as a young lady perhaps?Quote:
Originally posted by ?SNAPE?:
Thanks for the coke. Will probably need a LOT more before the morning's over.
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morning you guys!! took today off too, i think i am mentally exhausted, anyway.... pass me one of those soggy donuts!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Good morning all!
Dragging this morning. I was trying to get one of my systems to allow me to remote control it over the web from work last night and didn't realize it was 3 AM [img]eek.gif[/img]
Wanted to get in here at 7, but I made it at 8 which isn't too bad I guess.
I've been hopping around like a toddler on a diet of pixe stix and mountain dew....
... Spiderman II was phenominal!!!!!
Too bad Doc Ock kills everyone at the end of the movie...... [img]eek.gif[/img]
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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">http://www.anthonyheald.com/smileys/hyper.gif <== BaimunQuote:
Originally posted by Baimun:
I've been hopping around like a toddler on a diet of pixe stix and mountain dew....
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Probably because that IS your diet! Oh right, you forgot the gummy worms.Quote:
Originally posted by Baimun:
I've been hopping around like a toddler on a diet of pixe stix and mountain dew....
... Spiderman II was phenominal!!!!!
Too bad Doc Ock kills everyone at the end of the movie...... [img]eek.gif[/img]
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mornin' folks.
got me a wedding to work today.
just wanna crawl back into bed.
Hi everyone,
Wheater is crappy here, rain and thunderstorm. It sucks. but as least I'm done moving, not like the rest of the province. If you don't know, up here in Quebec we all move the same day, don't ask me why but it's that way here. So it's kinda crazy moving with everybody doing the same and under the rain.
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ July 01, 2004 09:52 AM: Message edited by: grail ]</font>
Mornin' Folks!
Coffee me up-black & strong
I have-
no news which is good news, I guess [img]tongue.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Snape as a young lady perhaps?Quote:
Originally posted by TCM Hitchhiker:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by ?SNAPE?:
Thanks for the coke. Will probably need a LOT more before the morning's over.
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Shhhhhhhhhhh!
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Hola dudes.....
No rain so far, but there are some clouds comming from the east.
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Sunny and hot as Hell here, and Im Canada! [img]eek.gif[/img]
global warming can eat my ass....
usual bottle a' gin please [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
EDIT: oh my! you know what comes after cocaine, she might become of of those crazed MARIJUANA FIENDS! [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ July 01, 2004 10:07 AM: Message edited by: toymank ]</font>
Morning people. I opened the door to head out to work this morning and had a 'haul' sitting there waiting on me: 2 MOC Mcf Red Vash figures. Must have dropped them off while I was in the shower.
Weather is nice here at the moment, but possible t-storms in the afternoon. 4-day weekend starts in 6 hours BUT the forecast is RAIN, RAIN, RAIN, and more RAIN. Figures [img]frown.gif[/img]
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Originally posted by 316what:
.... BUT the forecast is RAIN, RAIN, RAIN, and more RAIN. Figures [img]frown.gif[/img]
It's gonna rain figures!!!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">[img]eek.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by ?SNAPE?:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by 316what:
.... BUT the forecast is RAIN, RAIN, RAIN, and more RAIN. Figures [img]frown.gif[/img]
It's gonna rain figures!!!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well, that would save the weekend. BTW, did you ever make contact with Allan/Agent23 about that Red Skull?
that'd be pretty sweet!
I did indeed! Really nice guy he is, thanks for the contact. [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
wait, wouldn't the figures cause a lot of property damage?
No! They will be bubble wrapped figures which rain down from the heavens above! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ July 01, 2004 10:27 AM: Message edited by: ?SNAPE? ]</font>
[img]eek.gif[/img] Wow, for once, Heaven sounds appealing!
Action figures from heaven?
[img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] *suspicious*
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Delivered by a UPS chick who oddly looks like Angela [img]cool.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by Andyman:
Action figures from heaven?
[img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] *suspicious*
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">excellent.Quote:
Originally posted by ?SNAPE?:
No! They will be bubble wrapped figures which rain down from the heavens above! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
<font color="#cd6600"><font size="1">[ July 01, 2004 10:27 AM: Message edited by: ?SNAPE? ]</font></font>
no property damage, and no fig damage either!!
Well hello Ripper. Bucket full of my vomit? [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ July 01, 2004 01:24 PM: Message edited by: Andyman ]</font>
nothing I'm not used to ;-)
*Ripper smashes through roof and hits the ceiling fan, the snooker table AND the bucket full of Andyman's vomit on his way down*
....knew I should've stayed in bed...
*dusts self off*