5) we have pepsi....
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5) we have pepsi....
Im sorry that card is being declined do you have another one?
That isnt... it!!! (in a womans voice)
Umm ya Im pregnant and I think it is yours.
DO ya know why I pulled ya over...
10) do you believe jesus walked the face of the earth?
11) Jason....(accompanied by that look [img]wink.gif[/img] )
12) *poof* (such a gay thing to say on the internet)
13) well whatever
14) later
15) just one more chance [img]mad.gif[/img] [img]mad.gif[/img]
16) toots
17) "Boy THIS hasnt ever been done before" Usually followed by a link to a bean scene thread
hi this is AT&T and we would like to tell you how to lower your phone rate plan.... BLAA BLAA BLAA BLAA BLAA BLAA without a pause in there for at least a good 3 solid minutes so you can tell them NO. I would have typed the rest but that is usually as far as i get before I give the phone to Evan. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
doctor : "Sorry sir, it's incurable, we'll have to remove [insert limb or organ here]"
ahahahahahahah!!! zela!!! that reminded me of that
time you were giving me all those funny little
quips... bah... maybe you will remember:
20) danger! cooling tower meltdown
21) .... (that would be the lack of a number before a post on this thread....ya retards)
list 'em....
1) no cheese
2) HB will be down for some maintenance [img]redface.gif[/img]
3) i'll send someone over to get that fixed... sometime next week
4) You have reached ***Alison. Please leave a message after the tone.
i was wondering when someone would comment [img]redface.gif[/img]
[img]tongue.gif[/img]
22) And it's Ricky Carmichael with the holeshot!
LMMFAO!!!
hhhhmmm, things you don't want to hear:
1. Sorry, the only way you will EVER be able to get pregnant and have a baby again is if you spend thousands and thousands of dollars on invetro fertilization, and even if you do, there is no guarantee you WILL get pregnant. Have a nice day.
2. The word NO
3. The words, "You CANT"
4. Mistakes from my past thrown up
5. "I TOLD YOU SO"
6. If you would had done it my way
7. Your so stupid
OOOOHHHHH a classic....remember when I said no matter whether you mean it or not when you say things to hurt, the person you said them to might forgive you but they will NEVER forget, here is proof and a good example. This next one is a classic that I STILL remember to this day, my ex husband saying to me only a year after being married and when Tristan was only 6 months old...CLASSIC
8. "WELL, I'm fucking SORRY I HAVE a wife and a kid. (he was yelling that to ME, talking about Tristan and I)
Ok things you don't want to hear NOT associated with ME. Things nobody wants to hear.
9. Hi Mr.Mrs (so-and-so) I'm sorry to be calling/visiting so late but I need to inform you, your son/daughter has been involved in a bad accident due to THEM or someone else being a drunk driver, (or even any accident at all without it being under any intoxication of any kind).
9. I'm sorry, there is no cure.
10. It is inoperable
11. You have a few months to a few years to live
12. We did everything we could
13. As an army wife this one scares the fucking shit outta me. I'm sure any wife/husband of a cop, fireman, soldier, never wants to hear these words:
Hi Ms. ______________ this is the Department of Defense and we are here to let you know your husband was killed in the line of duty.
14. You need to come down to the hospital right now. We can not give any information on the phone, you just need to get here as soon as you can.
15. It meant nothing. (An affair/cheating will ALWAYS mean SOMETHING to SOMEONE).
16. Your son/daughter has been sexually abused/molested
shit....I could come up with these all day long. Let me give other people a chance. Sorry for going on and on.
Its not you its me...
We can still be friends. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
Oh thats a good one Cya! I forgot about that one! I always hated hearing that one! That's a big piece of bullshit if I ever heard it!
Mr Bush do you assume these oaths as you have spoken to be the president of the United states for your 2nd term
gg....
whoa
add "It's not you, it's me" to that list cya.
[img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] thought I already did. But dont worry its not you, it must be me...
i'm sorry we are currently out of ready-made pillsbury pie crusts. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
lmao! yes!!! good one!
then if we stay with that theory we would have to say...
Im sorry you r air condition is broke and we are red tagging your heater while we are here too
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.... so that reminds me of
something i needed to post about the heating
situation!!!
<font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">ok those were definately some things that you DONT want to hear....but man...you TOTALLY fucked up the numbering system!Quote:
Originally posted by Genie_thegiggler:
hhhhmmm, things you don't want to hear:
1. Sorry, the only way you will EVER be able to get pregnant and have a baby again is if you spend thousands and thousands of dollars on invetro fertilization, and even if you do, there is no guarantee you WILL get pregnant. Have a nice day.
2. The word NO
3. The words, "You CANT"
4. Mistakes from my past thrown up
5. "I TOLD YOU SO"
6. If you would had done it my way
7. Your so stupid
OOOOHHHHH a classic....remember when I said no matter whether you mean it or not when you say things to hurt, the person you said them to might forgive you but they will NEVER forget, here is proof and a good example. This next one is a classic that I STILL remember to this day, my ex husband saying to me only a year after being married and when Tristan was only 6 months old...CLASSIC
8. "WELL, I'm fucking SORRY I HAVE a wife and a kid. (he was yelling that to ME, talking about Tristan and I)
Ok things you don't want to hear NOT associated with ME. Things nobody wants to hear.
9. Hi Mr.Mrs (so-and-so) I'm sorry to be calling/visiting so late but I need to inform you, your son/daughter has been involved in a bad accident due to THEM or someone else being a drunk driver, (or even any accident at all without it being under any intoxication of any kind).
9. I'm sorry, there is no cure.
10. It is inoperable
11. You have a few months to a few years to live
12. We did everything we could
13. As an army wife this one scares the fucking shit outta me. I'm sure any wife/husband of a cop, fireman, soldier, never wants to hear these words:
Hi Ms. ______________ this is the Department of Defense and we are here to let you know your husband was killed in the line of duty.
14. You need to come down to the hospital right now. We can not give any information on the phone, you just need to get here as soon as you can.
15. It meant nothing. (An affair/cheating will ALWAYS mean SOMETHING to SOMEONE).
16. Your son/daughter has been sexually abused/molested
shit....I could come up with these all day long. Let me give other people a chance. Sorry for going on and on.
i dont think you'd last long at the bean scent....but then again, you are pretty normal. You wouldnt go over there anyways.
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Coming from the guy who repeats God twice and still didnt make any sense ... HMMMM<font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">topic "things you dont want to hear"Quote:
yeah...god God
blow me
as much as i've tried to deny it....
i'm officially lost
TG, please elaborate what you mean I have them in the wrong order? I did mine first ofcourse because it's what I don't want to hear, then the others were just ones that I put down as they came to mind.
OH, also TG *L* Now ya have me wanting to check out the "Bean Scene" just for shits and giggles because you got my curiosity up. I'll have to check it out once I get home as I am still at work right now. I guess I'll have to find out about the "bean Scene" tonight once I get home.
What do ya mean my numbers are totally out of order? *L*
And OMG, you mean I'M NORMAL!!!!! OMG, NOW I'M SCURRED! *L*
As in you had you OWN list, not added it to the list started as in the whole thread..
Er Yeah...
The Bean Scene
yeah... that link will take you to the bean scene
alright.....
*chuckles*
PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN TO USE THE GD LINK BAR!!!!
<font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">No, its definitely you...Quote:
Originally posted by Cya:
Its not you its me...
Genie.... and I also think he may have meant you count out of order... 1,2,3,6,9, so forth..
and Hit me again... Well. Sure rub it in my face. It isnt like you knew all of this when you meant me. I knew you didnt love me. ***More from the topic... things you dont wanna hear***
lol, not you hunny..
aww..
come here and let me kiss it better [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]
"no no You wont respect me" .... [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]
*pushes cya out of way... well if your not going to take them i will! [img]wink.gif[/img]