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Okay all, this is my first time adding a new topic so let's see where this goes. I've been missing the quotes page so I figured on starting a new one for us. Actually I saw the below quote and LMAO. My apologies if you've seen this one before.
QUOTE: Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "...holy sh*t -what a ride!"
Quotable Quotes: "I never understood the logic of why women can't play rock and roll. Women play violin and cello in symphony orchestras, so why not rock and roll ?" Joan Jett
I found these quotes on another board and thought I would share them with everyone
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. (Sam Levenson)
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right. (Isaac Asimov)
Roger
We Miss Ya Dawn [img]graemlins/rose.gif[/img]
Heres a couple more lame [img]biggrin.gif[/img] Quotes
"It's hard to make a comeback
When you haven't been anywhere"
"If voting could really change things
It would be illegal"
"If pro is opposite of con ~
Then what is the opposite of progress?
... congress ?...?"
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity"
"Make love, not war...
**** , do both: GET MARRIED!"
Unfortunately The board I found these did not list the quoter (?) but My feeble mind enjoyed them
Rog
"Only Tammy Wynette and Alice Cooper know how hard it is to be a woman." Alice Cooper
Here's another one of my favorite quotes. It's from the movie "Thief" with James Caan. He's asking Willie Nelson (who's in prison) whether he should tell the woman in his life the truth about what he does.
Quote: Lie to no one. If they're a friend a lie will ruin it. If they're a stranger, who are they that you have to lie?
Been using that one for a looong time.
"If you can't do the math/then get out of the equation."
_Hilary Duff
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Gus
"My name is Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump."
"Lets just saw I was testing the bounds of reality?"
"I wanted to see what would happen"
Jim (GOD) Morrison
Roses [img]graemlins/rose.gif[/img] are <font color=red>red</font>
Violets are <font color=blue>blue</font>
I'm schizophrenic... [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
and so am I! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
Gus
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"If you're gonna beat up my friends in my bar, I gotta charge ya at least a two drink minimum." Moe the bartender from The Simpson's.
"Get it in writing"