Slit my wrists..?
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Slit my wrists..?
Put a rifle in my mouth and shoot..?
Cut along several major arteries and slowly bleed to death.?.
Bash my head in with a hammer..?
Tease the elevator by not letting it close until it buzzes loudly.. Stand in the door's way and let it close.?.
Break a mirror. Take two sharp pieces of the glass and shove them in my eyes.. hard and deep...?
Kill someone else and plead for death by lethal injection...?
Break a bottle of wine on a table and shove it in my stomach.?
Jump off a building, aiming carefully to impale myself on a lamppost..?
Drive a wooden stake in your heart..?
Induce vomiting until i black out and slip into a coma. This coma should last for several months.. in which time my family will certainly decide to pull the plug..?
Hang myself in the closet with an electrical cord..?
Swerve into the left rear wheels of a moving transfer truck..on a bike..?.
Break a battery open and pour it into a glass of Dr. Pepper and drink it..?
Eat a dog with heartworms raw..?
Strategically place myself in the middle of a very busy intersection at rush hour during daylight savings time while wearing a tight.. black jumpsuit.. being ever so careful to hit every car.?
Take all the pills i can find along with at least one shot of every alcoholic beverage known to man then take a little nap....?
Cut off all my fingers then write a ten-page report on "Polyester versus Cotton Fabrics" with the stubs..?
Drill a hole in my head...?
Jump in the way of a moving subway train..?
Jump out of a moving bus window and do shoulder-rolls across the highway until i get run over..?
Perform self-quadruple bypass surgery..?
Drink paint. Eat the stick i stirred the paint with then drink paint thinner to wash it down..?
suicide is so cliche....
make it look accidental
Ever had a moment where you're not quite sure what to say?
I'm having a "moment" now.
woahhhh...
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cliche....?...nah....Suicide is the best way...and it hurts the ones that are close...thats been listenin yet somewhat over-looked.......
hmmm....
you have quite a point...
i suppose i don't think much of my fellow men
that i would give them ALL of my life in exchange
of course i have a point....and my point sounds better and better everyday..why choose rottin away in the end anyway...nothing more than an embarrassment to the fuckin selfish......
I must say that those are some of the most creative methods of suicide I've ever read....
and normally I would say that suicide really solves nothing in the end....but if a person is gonna do it they're gonna do it and nothing anyone says will change their mind....
all I know is this subject hits close to home for me....
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k...my pc is fucked all up again......
Get a lot of ten-ton epoxy to seal any and all body openings.. Wait a while.. Explode....?
Stick your head in the turkey just after it comes out of the oven preferably during the Christmas Day family gathering but a Thanksgiving Day end may also serve your purposes... Your timing really depends on your own peculiar circumstances....
Run around banging into family members all the while flailing your arms.. You can never go wrong flailing your arms when trying to kill your self... The more flailing the better....
Go into a room that can be easily locked so you won't be accidently saved by well meaning but inconsiderate friends or family members...
..Alternatively you can just flee the house and run through the streets aimlessly until you pass out.. NO one in a large city will ever go near someone with a steaming turkey on his head... If you live in a wooded or rural area the best thing to do would be to run off into the wilderness so your body can be found with all sorts of gnaw marks on it from the multitude of animals that will flock to your decaying carcass..
hmmm....
I must be morbid cuz I'm crackin up here [img]eek.gif[/img]
Get a cat or a dog and brush it every day.. Save the hair until you have a giant hairball.. Plug up your nose then shove the hairball into your mouth...
Leave a cryptic note about how you believe little Fluffy or Rover was planning to kill you in your sleep....
..maybe you are CC.....
oh well....I could be worse things....
right...you could be...being morbid isn't that bad of a thing anyway ya know.........
..Get a LOT of explosives.. The more the better....
Hook up a detonator to an altimeter.. Set it for 100-200 feet.. That will give you good dispersion.
Mix vaseline and gasoline in a bucket..
Find a really tall building in a sufficiently crowded area to generate the proper sized crowd..
Get an extra large trench coat.. ski mask.. duct tape and a lighter..
Bring your materials to the top of your building.. Liberally apply the vaseline-gasoline mixture to your entire body.. Duct tape the explosives around your legs.. arms.. head and torso.. The more you use the better.. You cannot overdo this.. Attach the altimeter to the explosives..
Put on the trench coat and mask so that the explosives are not visible..
Start ranting and throwing things so that you are sure to attract notice.. Drag this part out as long as possible.. Say anything that comes to mind but try to stay away from real problems.. Your love life DOES NOT make for a good sound bite.. Ask for news cameras from the major networks.. Pace around a lot while waving your arms..
DO NOT let on that you have explosives on your body.. The police will clear the area and you definitely don't want that..
When you've gotten the crowd to a fevered pitch.. when the helicopters are hovering like vultures.. whip off the jacket and set yourself on fire..
Wait until you are completely engulfed in flame then jump...
Try to steer yourself towards the crowd.. That way flaming falling body parts will pelt the fleeing onlookers when you explode..
Congratulations! You've just fuckin made history...
HAMMER a bullet into your skull.. Make sure there is an empty gun nearby but do not fire it.. Bash the bullet into your frontal lobe.. It doesn't matter how you get it done it will perplex the authorities for years and you will.. most assuredly.. be a hot news topic.. Hell.. you want fame in death to rival the obscurity you had in life don't you...?
*tick..tick..tick.........
right CC....if ones set their mind to it..and is tired of dealin with shit that is fucked up world has to give and the fucked up ppl that one has to deal with then theres not much anyone can say or do.....*shrugs then kicks ya............
*kicks ya back and then hands you a drink*
Damn...a drink would be nice..my fuckin pc workin right would be nice as well........
Find a sausage making company that has a giant meat grinder.. Set up a hidden video camera to tape your death. Leave a will with explicit instructions that it not be read until one year after the night of your grinding.. In it.. detail the way you died and the location of the hidden camera....
Sneak in at night naked and turn on the video camera.. Climb into the grinder and take massive amounts of pills of your choice.. Make sure it is enough to kill you....
In the morning you will be ground up and made into sausages.. One year later your will.. will be read to the news media and people all around the nation will vomit simultaneously....
Find a strong burly friend that will help you.. Then find Jerry Seinfeld.. Have your strong burly friend pick up Seinfeld and beat you to death with him....
Later Jerry will make a tv show out of it or maybe it will just end up in his act. "So I said.. 'Hey! Who are these people that pick up other people and beat other people to death with them..?'"
Sometimes you want to do something violent and bloody but you just don't have the wherewithal to assemble a cache of assault weapons...? This method is simple and convenient for those on limited budgets...
Make a small incision in your stomach...
Pull out your intestines....
Hang yourself with the intestines...
Leavin a cryptic note about aliens might be a nice touch...
Jumping off a tall building or cliff or basically anything really high.. The thing about these is that they generally work best if you can get a big crowd watching before you jump.. Don't do it when there is no one around.. There's just no bloody point in that...
and all this time I imagined myself going out with a belly full of pills or slashed wrists(not that I would ever really do it)....
kinda boring eh....
This is much more difficult to pull off.. Instead of explosives.. the money shot is you falling though three or four operating chain saws.. You do not need as high a building for this --- anything above three stories will do.. Remember to use the vaseline-gasoline mixture.. That's the ingredient that adds pizzazz..
yep CC that is a bit borin...but would get the job done....maybe do a swan dive off a chruch durin Vac bible school or some shit.....
Bite your arm and suck and swallow the blood.. Repeat.. Repeat.. Repeat...
Take out your own spleen.. cook it for 2 minutes in the microwave.. and eat it...
Go to a horse race and jump out in front of the leading horse screaming at the top of your lungs.. I'm a pony! I'm a pony!...
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i still like the idea of getting married..
the bridal party and i will take to the streets and kill ourselves with a couple bricks of c-4.. take out the entire fuckin block for your reception..
talk about devotion