THESE ARE SOME SHITTY WAYS TO BITE THE DUST...
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THESE ARE SOME SHITTY WAYS TO BITE THE DUST...
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/sto...p-129306c.html
http://www.newsday.com/news/local/ne...news-headlines
Certainly a severed head is not something you should hope for.
BEING CRUSHED BY A FAT CHICK ISNT HIGH ON MY LIST EITHER... [img]eek.gif[/img]
I think being buried alive would be the worst way to die.
yep i agree... second would have to be drowning, then burning...i've given it some thought [img]graemlins/shhh.gif[/img]
DAMN IM BORED...
HERE YA GO!
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articl...pinata-ON.html
http://www.heraldtribune.com/apps/pb.../APN/312181159
<font color="#FFFF00" size="1">[ December 19, 2003 07:03 PM: Message edited by: pretty_in_punk ]</font>
she must have been "the bitch", I mean if he had several wives why kill yourself over one? Spend more time with the other or others (polygamy marriage), and less with her. But who knows, thats some shit though.....nagged to death!!!
AHHHH STUPIDITY!!
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...dd_prisoner_dc
unbelievable!!
what a bitch!
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...nia_suicide_dc
freaky... my moms friend used to work at a hospital, and one day she was in an elevator moving a dead body downstairs by herself when it sat up on its own and freaked her the fuck out.
apparently the body still has muscle spasms after you die, but i don't care what the explanation was, if that was me i would of bolted out of that elevator so fast
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NO WAYZ!!! [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]eek.gif[/img]
I WOULD OF HAD A HEARTATTACK AND DIED RIGHT THERE...
WOW I JUST GOT THE CHILLS!!
ya i could never be a mortitcian, freaky stuff man, and the smell sucks [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]
I LOVE DUMB ASSES WHO CAUSE THEIR OWN STUPID HUMILIATING DEATHS...
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../od_nm/legs_dc
ha ha he probably deseverd it.
have you ever heard of the stella awards? now those are funny:
It's once again time to review the winners of the annual Stella awards.
The Stella's are named after 81 year old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee
on herself and successfully sued McDonalds . That case inspired the Stella
Awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United States.
Unfortunately the most recent lawsuit implicating McDonalds, the teens who
allege that eating at McDonalds has made them fat,was filed after the 2002
award voting was closed. This suit will top the 2003 awards list without question.
5th place (Tied).
Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas was awarded $780,000 by a jury
of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside
a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving toddler was Ms Robertson's son.
5th place (Tied).
19 year old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses
when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman
apparently did not notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he
was trying to steal the hubcaps.
5th place (Tied).
Terrence Dickson of Bristol Pennsylvania was leaving a house he had just
finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door
to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He could not
reenter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked
when he pulled it shut. The family were on vacation and Mr. Dickson found
himself locked in the garage for 8 days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he
found and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the houseowner's insurance
claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish.
The Jury agreed to the tune of $500,000
4th place.
Jerry Williams of Little Rock Arkansas was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's Beagle
dog. The Beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less
than he sought because the jury felt the dog might have been a little provoked
at the time as Mr. Williams who had climbed over the fence into the yard was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.
3rd place.
A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it at
her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.
2nd place.
Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and
knocked out two of her front teeth. This occurred whilst Ms. Walton was
trying to sneak out of the window in the Ladies Room to avoid paying the
$3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.
1st Place.
This year's runaway winner was Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City,
Oklahoma. Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new Winnebago motor home.
On his trip home from a football game, having driven onto the freeway, he set
the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back
and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly, the RV left the freeway,
crashed and overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him that
in the owner's manual that he could not actually do his. The jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new Winnebago Motor Home.
The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit just in
case there were any other complete morons buying their recreation vehicles.
NOW THAT SHIT KNOCKS ME OFF MY FEET!!
PEOPLE GETING PAID FOR THEIR OWN STUPIDITY!!
SHIT... IF IGNORANCE IS BLISS WHY ARENT MORE PEOPLE HAPPY?
yep, thats my new years resolution...i'm going to work on being more stupid, apparently it works.
by the way where the hell is everyone? i'd rather put up with petty bickering then have a dead silence.
YEAH I HATE IT WHEN IT IS SLOW AROUND HERE...
I LOVE TO TALK AND I DONT MIND A LITTLE CONFRONTATION...
I CAN HOLD MY OWN IM A GEMINI [img]wink.gif[/img]
I LOVE A GOOD DEBATE
gemini-huh- well i don't know much about the signs but i'm an aquarius...so what kind of person am i? my friend once had an astrology sex book, it told you what kind of things to try during sex that best fits your sign. it was some pretty interesting kinky stuff.
o.k. so lets debate... since i think we are the only ones talking today, what should we debate about? man i'm bored
Your birthdays coming up Pirate? Mines coming up too, the 28th, I'll be 32. [img]graemlins/cake.gif[/img]
I USED TO USE THIS SITE ALOT FOR FUN...
LOOKS LIKE IT HAS CHANGED A BIT THOUGH.
http://www.astrologyzone.com/forecasts/
I DONT BELIVE AS MUCH IN HOROSCOPES AS I JUST LIKE GENERAL ASTROLOGY. I HAVE MANY OF THE CHARACTERISTICS MY SIGN IS SAID TO HAVE.
--- oh my i just had a blonde moment--i went back to working and when i came back to the board i was wondering how the hell you knew my birthday was coming up, forgetting that i had already stated i was an Aquarius...he he ...
well happy birthday to us [img]graemlins/cake.gif[/img] lets get drunk and party [img]graemlins/martini.gif[/img]
did i tell you that the deadbillys and luck of the draw said they would play for my birthday party? (supposedly) but that would be awesome if it worked out. you should definitely come...
-everyone-
hmmm [img]biggrin.gif[/img] nevermind mattabilly i forgot your in a different state...aw what the hell you should come visit anyways
IM DROWNING IN PINK FEATHERS....
HOW NICE TO BE BACK @ WORK [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
um what are you on?*?*? and can i have some ( i would prefer if my feathers were not pink though.)
i think i want your job, wanna trade?
NO SERIOUSLY THERE ARE PINK FEATHERS ALL OVER MY DESK AND FLOOR, THEY ARE STICKING TO MY CLOTHES AND ARE IN MY HAIR...
I USUALLY GO HOME COVERED IN GLITTER TOO AFTER A LONG HARD DAY... [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
ha...a long hard day of glitter, poor thing, i bet your knuckles are worn down to the bone, continue to slave little one and the world will be a much more stylish place *
o.k. seriously when am i getting some clothes here [img]tongue.gif[/img]
IM NOT EVEN THE GLITTER GIRL...
IM A PATTERNMAKER CAD TECH!! [img]graemlins/smarty.gif[/img]
Thanks for the invite Pirate it would be nice to go south. I love winter but at last check it was -15 degrees outside!
I havn't snowboarded in years, not since i lived in Spain.......I think the closest place for me to go is Colorado. Bit of a drive unfortunately! But back home in Michigan we skated all summer and fall and busted out the snowboards in winter!I miss it!!
IM A LOOSER WHO HAS NEVER BEEN ON A SNOWBOARD!!
its fun, you definitely need to try it sometime in your life. just remember the first day will suck sooo bad and you will be in absolute misery, but after that it gets better [img]wink.gif[/img]
unless you surf or skateboard, than it should come pretty natural for you
I TOOK SURFE PE IN HIGH SCHOOL BUT I NEVER SURFED... I JUST LAYED OUT SMOKED A JOINT AND WATCHED THE HOT BOYS!!
DUMB DUMB DUMB...
http://www.oaklandtribune.com/Storie...866256,00.html
damn that really sucks, i would of easily gone with just shaving my head
i just saw my post, I meant if you've surfed or skated before it should come pretty naturally...but surf PE never heard of it. To be a California I guess
definately shave that melon......all to maintain his hip hop image!!
geez, & i thought i had it bad having to wear long sleeves today [img]eek.gif[/img] j/k
i know what you mean, i love the winter but hate being cold. but thats what i love about living here, in the winter i can go to the beach where i live and its only a three hr drive to go snowboarding, of coarse i'm to broke to go this year so my snowboard will once again just sit all alone in the corner collecting dust, i truly feel bad for it being neglected and all, maybe i will somehow find a way to go, just for the sake of my snowboard of coarse.