Dodging tornadoes, keeping the flood waters out and ducking hail stones. How was your weekend?
*puts pot on and sets out donuts*
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Dodging tornadoes, keeping the flood waters out and ducking hail stones. How was your weekend?
*puts pot on and sets out donuts*
Morning Andyman.
Don't let mort see those dounuts,
*Gd stuff his mouth wtih as many donuts as possible*
WHAT??
Im getting what i want before mort gets here.
I was bored last night so i did some toy rearanging,
what you think? this my clamshell wall. [img]smile.gif[/img]
http://members.cox.net/guitardeth/Abovedesk_2.jpg
VEry nice GD........for a MOC collector. [img]wink.gif[/img]
morning all!!! i need double donuts and some of meg's mix!!! i have court today so...... [img]eek.gif[/img]
Morning mort. [img]smile.gif[/img]
Sory we have no donuts today, some newbie came in and ate them all. [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img]
Looks good there GD!! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
Just gonna grab a quick coke and then I gotta make a pilgramage to the grocery. The closet one is a Wal-Mart supercenter and I REFUSE to shop for groceries there.... it's tough enough to muster up the courage to make a mad dash through the toy aisle. [img]confused.gif[/img]
I. HATE. Wal-Mart. [img]mad.gif[/img]
See you peeps later. Have a good morning everyone! [img]smile.gif[/img]
Morning SS.
Have fun and see you soon. [img]wink.gif[/img]
alright gd cough up the donuts!! [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img] must have donuts [img]graemlins/cry_smile.gif[/img]
Mort, you still interested in Biker Chick 2?
Mort, maybe you should hit up SS for some advice for your court appearance. I hear she's a scum sucking bottom dweller. I heard she's a lawyer too. [img]wink.gif[/img]
*runs*
...well, that makes two of us on the board who know that a "tort" isn't a pastry. -_-
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I didn't even know a tort was a pastry either. [img]wink.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by -Dark Angel-:
...well, that makes two of us on the board who know that a "tort" isn't a pastry. -_-
But I am known for silly ass retorts. [img]wink.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]
...*sigh* Can't we go just one day w/o you giving me an excuse...? *rips off Fluff's arm, beats him to death w/it* [img]wink.gif[/img]
yes i am andyman sorry i haven't emailed you, been a little busy, well my step dad is a lawyer and the one he got for me is very damn good so i think i am covered.. [img]wink.gif[/img] and they are all scum that's what makes them good!!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I only said that because I was reminded of one of my favorite "lawyer" jokes. (no offense to SS intended)Quote:
Originally posted by Mortitia:
yes i am andyman sorry i haven't emailed you, been a little busy, well my step dad is a lawyer and the one he got for me is very damn good so i think i am covered.. [img]wink.gif[/img] and they are all scum that's what makes them good!!
Q: What's the difference between a carp and a lawyer?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom dweller and the other one is a fish.
yea i like that joke..... my step dad has good ones all the time, i will email you tonight
Morning all. Water for me, trying to kick the soda thing. Preparing for some rain any minute. But I'm not too worried because I'll float [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Hope everyone had a good weekend and go see Shrek 2. Make sure to stay for the credits though.
Morning everyo.... [img]eek.gif[/img]
EEWWWW.... It smells like the Anti-christ's ASS in here!!!!!
Oh...
You were talking about lawyers. [img]wink.gif[/img]
why don't pirhanas atrtack lawyers?
professional courtesy.
** rows up in an inflated dingy **
God damn rain, I hate god damn rain! [img]mad.gif[/img]
My neighborhood is a friggin MESS!
We have a private lake that reached it's capacity Saturday and went over Sunday. I came home Sunday morning to find my neighbor's stupid paddleboat thingy sitting on my deck! (Side note: my deck is normally about 3-4 feet above the waterline. The water was right underneath my deck last night)
The only thing that saved the houses from flooding was the pumps that the guy 3 doors down put up for the 5 houses around mine (the guy 3 doors down owns a pump shop) He set the pumps up to suck the water away from the house and dump into the city sewer in front of the house.
I only pray that those pumps (more secifically the one that's on my house) don't give out.
I hear ya Mac!
We have a storm sewer at the bottom of our driveway. It couldn't keep up with the downpour Saturday and the lake that developed started to inch it's way toward our house. Thank gawd it finally stop raining long enough for it to catch up! The water was just a few feet away from our garage!
Sunday we got the added bonus of hail with our heavy rains. I thought our windows were going to break!
All kinds of reports of tornadoes touching down in our area but none confirmed.
Mornin' Folks!
[img]graemlins/rain.gif[/img] It's quite electric out today........ [img]graemlins/rain.gif[/img]
Coffee me up!
haha good jokes you guys! well i am outtie on my way to court!!! hope all you guys don't float away while i am gone, have some donuts and they will help you float! [img]wink.gif[/img]
Andy
I was driving through your neck of the woods on my way home from Burch Run yesterday when you were getting dumped on.
I-75 was a mess! Cars were just stopping in the lanes that they were in.... not pulling off to the side, just stopping!!!
Dumb bastards!!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">** Eats a creme filled donut and the sudden addition of weight causes instant sinking **Quote:
Originally posted by Mortitia:
have some donuts and they will help you float! [img]wink.gif[/img]
blub, blub, blub I knew I hated donuts for a reason
** waits patiently for a life preserver to be thrown **
*debates throwing life preserver*
aw hell...
*throws it*
** Catches life preserver **
Now pull my fat donut-bloated ass in!!!
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ May 24, 2004 12:03 PM: Message edited by: macabeee ]</font>
yesterday some places here in Mo. got baseball size hail! imagine that hitting you in the head! thankfully the storm moved a little south and missed us.
seems like here we skipped spring and went straight into summer
Q: If you have 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean what does that make?
A: A good start! [img]wink.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Good morning all!
Just finally getting around to haveing my breakfast bar and moring mix! Busy morning as I had the DVD post, and the photo contest work to do! well, that is all over now and posted, so I think I might splurge and see if Mort will share a donut or two with me!