RESOLUTIONS

OK SO WHO HAS NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS... AND WHAT ARE THEY???

I AM GOING TO GIVE UP DRINKING FOR A WHILE!!
WORK OVERTIME EVERYDAY!!
AND SAVE MY MONEY!!!

I also want to make Commandments.

I've decided to drink less, get in better shape, and pay off my bills

My New Year's resolution is to get a job, and save my money to get shit for my truck.

I want to lose weight so I can attract a girl that is not an orcabetty.

I WILL MISS MY DRINKING BUT I HAVE TO STOP FOR A WHILE. DR ORDERS!! [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

BUT IT WILL BE POSITIVE
ILL SAVE ALOT OF MONEY
CAN BE THE DESIGNATED DRIVER
AND I'LL LOOSE WEIGHT

I certainly am not stopping....that is my only vice. I don't smoke anymore I don't drink caffeine ...it's all I have!!!!!! But I'm trying to cut back to getting fucked up on the weekends only.

YEAH IM RUNNING OUT OF VICES...

LOOKS LIKE ITS SEX AND CIGS!!

sex is one of the reasons I gave up the cigs

I HAVE AN ORAL FIXATION...

I BLAME IT ON BEING A GEMINI [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

are you talking about sex or cigs? [img]wink.gif[/img]

both [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

you took the words out of my mouth pirate, I was about to ask the same thing

[img]wink.gif[/img] i bet... ya we were all thinking the same thing..."dirty minds think alike"... isn't that how the saying goes?
anyways hows texas, i strangely miss it..hey take a quick trip to san marcos sometime for me.... ever baby !*!*!*!

Texas? I would gladly trade places. Its actually kind of cold for us it's in the 40's during the day. Thats cold for us! San Marcos eh?

ya have you been there before? i have some family there..i was born in dallas but lived here all my life (i think i told you that already) i love san marcos, its not what you would imagine texas to be at all. it has a river running threw it and is surprisingly very tropical. summers were always spent jumping off the rope swings and tubing down the waterfalls .....awww i miss it right now [img]graemlins/cry_smile.gif[/img]
river walk is nice too

hell no, first of mine is to drink more, this is the best time to be abusing my body because when i'm older i won't be able to recover as well.
well i haven't thought of any more, but so far i think i'm doing good

never been...I'll have to check it out this summer

ya its nice...but screw that and come visit cali instead,,, summer is really not the time to be in texas, and i know you know what i mean, you could drowned in the humidity [img]graemlins/island.gif[/img]

PIP, that doesn't surprise me one bit that you are a Gemini. We are such social butterflys, aren't we? [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

Oh, I forgot to mention my Resolutions:

Let's see:
spend more quality time with my son
cut back on drinking
cut back on the computer
get more exercise
eat healthier
stay single

so far I've been doing great except for the exercise, I'm still kinda worn out from the holidays.

YEAH I LOVE SOCIALIZING...

EVERYTIME I GO TO A SHOW I ALWAYS END UP LEAVING MY FRIENDS TO GO OFF AND MINGLE...

(MINGLE=FLIRTING WITH CUTE BOYS)

"flutter" "flutter"

Yep, that'd be me as well. Why do you think I'm planning on staying single. I cant stand being stuck to some guys side all night, or having to feel guilty for mingling with my friends. It sucks! I just want to to have fun. I dont want to have to make exscuses for my actions.

YEAH BOYS ARE COOL AS LONG AS THEY LEAVE IN THE MORNING... [img]wink.gif[/img]

DAMN!!! [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

sorry wark, i guess you kind of got kicked out of this conversation, cuz mmm boys are yummy. it seems like we're running out of fresh blood in this town though. i always love meeting new people, but it seems that where ever i go (o.k. between the three bars we have here)i already know everyone. but its not all bad, i didn't have much to do last night so me and my cousin dropped by one of the bars and all our local barfly boys were there so we had a blast, but i would still like to expand the horizon.

SEE I ALWAYS GO TO THE SAME BARS TO SO I CAN TAXI HOME. NOW THAT IM NOT DRINKING I WANT TO GO TO ALL THE BARS IN SD IN ONE NIGHT....

AND YES BOYS ARE VERY YUMMY...
TILL THEY GET STALE

Yeah, boys are cool, until they start begging for your #! I'll slip you my card if I want you to have my # bro. There should be no begging involved!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!

http://www.sex-contract.com/

If I am on my knee's in front of a woman it wont be because I am begging.

PIP- you find the craziest shit on the internet!

Gretschy darlin' you didn't have to beg for my #, I happily gave it to you!

How cute! Nah just joshin, the board has actually in my opinion been good in the last few days, anyone agree?

Yes, it's had its many phases. I spent way too much time posting on here today. But, it has been enjoyable. The shit-talking got old, and then it was just boring.

a fucking sex contract! everyday I see something that blows my mind, right when I'm about to feel I've seen and heard it all....BAM! Shocked everyday I tell you.

I loved the board in all its phases and I look forward to a new year and a new cycle of phases and can't wait to be a part of them I am ready for a new round of 2004 "where is the new record?" threads.

Anyone who would actually want to use one of those would get an F in the intimacy dept. There would be absolutely no magic in discovering their partners desires.
If someone actually wanted me to participate with one of these contracts, they'd be cut!
Over before it started!

i'd keep one handy for laughs, good conversation piece for the coffee table....

...i second that gretschy greaser

can you imagine the the many stipulations that it could contain? Lets see,

not responsible for STD's
not responsible for broken rubbers
not responsible if a birth is the result of sex
not responsible for anything........although some don't take responsability anyways, but to have a legal document exempting you from any responsabilities...amazing

I went skydiving awhile back and I swear I had to sign a small novel of waivers to jump...basically no matter what happens no liability........jump at your own risk.....fuck at your own risk!!!

ya but did you read those stella awards i posted the other day....you can sue for anything!!!! i love the one where the guy puts his RV on cruise control then goes to the back to make some coffee and sues because the manual never said he couldn't, i can't even fathom the stupidity of some individuals....or maybe its that they are really smart at scamming $$$ hey lets think of something stupid we can sue for [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]
so how was skydiving?*?*?*? i've always wanted to go, that is definitely an at-your-own-risk activity