Southern women know bad manners when they see them:
: Drinking straight out of a can.
: Not sending "thank you" notes.
: Velvet after February.
: White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day.
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: Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
: Dewy skin.
: A winning smile.
: That unforgettable, Southern drawl.
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: Southern women know their manners:
: "Yes, ma'am."
: "Yes, sir."
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: Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
: Y'all come back!"
: Well, bless your heart.."
: Drop by when you can."
: How's your mama?"
: Love your hair."
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: Southern women don't sweat....they glisten.
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Southern women know their summer weather report:
: Hot
: Hot
: Hot
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: Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
: Summer tans
: Wide brimmed hats
: Adorable sandals
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: Southern women know everybody's first name:
: Honey - Hon
: Darlin'
: Sugah
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: Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
: Driving Miss Daisy
: Steel Magnolias
: Fried Green Tomatoes
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: Southern women know their religions:
: Catholic
: Baptist
: Methodist
: Football
:
: Southern women know country breakfasts:
Soft fried eggs
: Grits
: Country ham
: Mouth-watering homemade biscuits
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: Southern women know their p's and q's:
: P"ecan pie (pronounced "puh con" not pee-can)
: P"ralines (pronounced "praw-leens" not "pray-leens")
: P"unch
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: Southern girls know the four deadly sins:
: Bad hair
: Bad manners
: Bad blind dates
: Bad Dancers
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: Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fo'evah!
Now you run along, Sugah, and send this
: to some other girls raised in the South.
