Annoying ass shit

Damn guys all this board has turned into is bickering back and forth and bull shit. People post shit that you gotta scroll through 5 minutes of crap to get to read the next post.

And signatures are cool and all but damn some of them take a whole page on my chinsy ass comp, can you take it down a little, im not tryin to bitch but i have enough problems bringin up text over my wanna be 28.8 connection let alone 4 pics and a page of text in each entry.

And i can only imagine what will become to this board in the year to come. When social d gets "popular" again this place will be completely flooded with even more bullshit posts.

Oh well whatever, nevermind.

Danny Glover is the funniest man alive.

Who could forget the classic teaming of Glover and Pesci in the comedy landmark "Gone Fishin"?

Josh, my advice is to:
A)Avoid any post started by me, ESIAM, TwoDrinks, or any of the "clones"
B)Get a faster internet connection, I didn't even know that Dial-up still existed........
C)Move out to California as soon as possible, if you're bitching about this site, you obviously have too much time on your hands.
D)Invite your cousins over, and pick one of them to be your girlfriend. This will lead to sex, which will ensure you're not on here so often, thus making our bullshit easier to handle.

You're a cool guy, when you decide you actually want to move out here (Southern Cal) let me know and I'll do everything I can to help you out.

That is all.

Jesus(Pretty in Punk = Always on the Rag?!?)

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You're a funny man Fag_Johnson. Thanks for the laughs..unlike all of the other poor saps on here who want to just have the most boring forum ever. If those pissed off people would see that we limit our crazy posting to only crazy posts than maybe they wouldn't be so pissed off. As far as pictures go...c'mon man, 28K?? Save up for a few years and you might possibly (this is just hunch) be able to afford...that's right, a brand new 56K MODEM!!! And then maybe you can see those crap pictures that much faster. Shit, I know people who give that shit away.

Peace Out Homie Who's Your Daddy
Ness

Fag- Youre right, i apologize to you and your advanced musical taste.

JwB- Yeah im bored as hell. I tired of sitting here jerkin off and thinkin of you everyday. Maybe i will come to Cali and meet you and it will lead to sex?

ESIAM- Please show more ignorence, I said connection not modem. All modems made now are at least 56K, however most of the phone lines in the US are only equipted to transmit around 28.8. My actual connection is around 27-30.

And theres a reason that most of the people that are worth a shit no longer post on this board.


Oh yeah, and to whom it may concern, go fuck yourself.

I will be happy when this place gets popular. More people talk about shit with and maybe some more quality set lists and concert reviews.

<font color="#FFFF00" size="1">[ January 14, 2004 12:07 AM: Message edited by: two drink minimum ]</font>

OK, let me get this straight.
1) If a post is more than a few sentences its crap.
2) Everyone should get rid of all pictures or graphics because you have a slow connection.
3) The people on this board represent a cross-section of the group that follows whatever is popular.

Now to answer.

1) This post is probably too long for you to read, so you won't look here for the answer.
2) I'm sorry about your connection, but you represent an extreme minority in society. Every page now has tons of pictures, graphics, and flash images. Why should this page be different?
3) No one on here is really part of the "in-crowd". I listen to a bigger variety of music than you can possibly imagine. Most of these people are less fortunate than Ness. Ness is a shit musician yet he can still support a family by playing ten sold out shows a year. I bet 2drinks, ESIAM, JWB, etc. will also tell you that they listen to a lot of differnt music, some of which will never get as much radio play as SxDx.

Oh yeah. Here's a few pictures for you:
http://www.dmband.com/road/shows03/1...mages/pic6.jpg
http://www.greghoward.com/images/pho...08wtrstage.jpg
http://www.maddox.xmission.com/captain1.gif
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THE PICTURES YOU GUYS POST ARE JUST PLAIN STUPID AND IN NO WAY FUNNY. [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by pretty_in_punk:
THE PICTURES YOU GUYS POST ARE JUST PLAIN STUPID AND IN NO WAY FUNNY. [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]

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<font size="2" face="verdana, arial">Picture #1:Tim Reynolds - not meant to be funny
Picture #2:Greg Howard - not meant to be funny
Picture #3:Captain Sigurdur Petursson - only funny in its proper context. I put it in because it's a large pic, not to make you laugh.

If I put it in all caps will you understand?

MY PICTURES ARE NOT MEANT TO BE FUNNY!!!!!
WHAT IS STUPID ABOUT SOMEONE PLAYING THE CHAPMAN STICK. EXPLAIN IT TO ME PLEASE?????

If recall correctly a few people thought my sig picture was amuzing. As for the avatar, I like the expression on Noel's face. Sorry if we can't all have shag avatar's like you [img]frown.gif[/img] .

I have a few Shag prints, a wallet, the first edition set of the tiki glasses, and a few shirts. The price of those original pieces has really skyrocketed. The prints are not cheap either! Shag is godlike.

More pics that aren't funny just for you.
http://www.kucinich.us/images/glover.jpg
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/mapimage...ico/mexico.gif
http://www.disciplineglobalmobile.co...cs/jpjones.gif

haha

What's so funny?
There is absolutely nothing funny about Danny Glover.

wow shag is awesome, i just now looked hin up...but who is niagara? i couldn't find anything on him.....

Josh, when you come out here, I guarantee you get hooked up. It won't be from me because I'm a guy and I don't swing that way, but their are hot women EVERYWHERE. The only way you wouldn't get some is if you have like an extra nose or a tail or something, otherwise you're good to go. That is all.

Jesus(Southern California rules, get your ass out here!)

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ya and they all come for a fairly reasonable price. isn't that right JWB? [img]wink.gif[/img]

www.niagaradetroit.com

SxDxpirate13 if I can afford it, anyone can [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
You're funny by the way, I'm pretty sure I like you. I'm sure my seal of approval means the world to you, so this will make you're day:

SxDxpirate13 = [img]cool.gif[/img]

Jesus(I clearly didn't recieve enough attention as a child......)

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Originally posted by Jesus was BROWN:
Josh, when you come out here, I guarantee you get hooked up. It won't be from me because I'm a guy and I don't swing that way, but their are hot women EVERYWHERE. The only way you wouldn't get some is if you have like an extra nose or a tail or something, otherwise you're good to go. That is all.

Jesus(Southern California rules, get your ass out here!)

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<font size="2" face="verdana, arial">Wait a minute...I was there before I became horribly disfigured, what are you trying to say? Maybe if I'd spent one more day out there.

When i come for the long run im bringin my ball and chain with me so no need to pay to get laid. I already do, its just more expensive my way. [img]wink.gif[/img]

I ALSO SAID YOUR PICTURES WERE JUST PLAIN STUPID!!

YOUR RIGHT THOUGH 2DRINK SHAG IS GODLIKE.

SHAG AND NIAGARA ARE MY FAVORITE ARTISTS.

Josh, I believe you mean:

girlfriends = prostitutes on a layaway plan

That is all.

Jesus(I'll save the rest of you a front seat in hell)

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Originally posted by joshroush:
Fag- Youre right, i apologize to you and your advanced musical taste.

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<font size="2" face="verdana, arial">Did I miss something? You insulted everyone on the board and I can't defend myself without being labelled a slob? I never said I was better than you. You probably listen to a lot of good music. I was just commenting that as a result of the self-titled album, SxDx has gained a lot of fame, so it is unfair to try to label someone as a person who only listens to whats popular when SxDx themselves gets a tremendous amount of airplay in comparison with other bands.

WoW...a seal of approval from jesus
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i do feel special, although i was kinda hoping to go to hell since i assume that is where all my friends will be [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]
and if i do have to go to heaven can i trade in my harp for a stand up bass? and i better have several classic cars mmmmmmmm....
i really don't think you can compare a girlfriend with a prostitute though JWB but then again i really don't know how you treat your girls... first of all a girlfriend is way more expensive in the long run plus you have to put in emotional effort, a prostitute is way more simple, she won't get mad at you when you don't remember the exact date when you first picked her up on the fateful corner, you don't have to rack your brain trying to find the perfect gift [img]graemlins/present.gif[/img] usually a flavored condom will do the trick to please her. and you won't have to worry about her birthday and worst of all valentines day [img]graemlins/rose.gif[/img]

*so josh bring your ball and chain and hurry up and get down here?KoF you get your butt down here too and I?ll take you out for a drink or two or ten whatever?.
JWB do you get wasted too? or is that against the rules, but after all wasn?t your first miracle turning water into wine?ya you?re my kinda guy