DEATH TEST!

Something I saw on the web.....I'm said to die in 2041 at age 67.


http://www.thespark.com/deathtest/

April 6, 2048
at the age of 69 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (34%)
Alcoholism (16%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Suicide (5%)

May 16, 2058
at the age of 77 years old.

with cigarettes and alcohol and taking drugs sometimes... a heart attack will kill me lol (I like the number 77 ) [img]cool.gif[/img]

Heart Attack (21%)
Cancer (18%)
Electrolysis (15%)
Drowning (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Alcoholism (6%)

<font color="#FFFF00" size="1">[ January 14, 2004 01:52 PM: Message edited by: M.B. ]</font>

June 18, 2036
at the age of 54 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Homicide (12%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)

damn...why am i the youngest to die?

AWWW PIRATE....

DONT WORRY ILL GO TO YOUR FUNERAL [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

I dont want to take. I might get that # stuck in my head, and sub-consciously cause my own death! [img]graemlins/shhh.gif[/img]

I WONDER IF ANYONE HAS EVER TAKEN THAT TEST AND IT TELLS THEM THEY WILL DIE TOMORROW [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

WAIT....

"Electrolysis (15%)"

DID I READ THAT RIGHT?

I dont think that means you would die while getting your hair removed under your arms via electrolysis.....
more like struck by lightning, or dropping a hairdryer in the tub,etc.

August 7, 2044
58 years old

cancer 24%
homicide 17%
alien abduction 9%
drowning 8%
alcoholism 7%
heart attack 6%

I just took the test again using my age and weight...but choosing every bad choice I could and the results were:

Dead on Janruary 18th 2004!!!
Contagious disease (35%)
Cancer (14%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)

glad I'm not in this shape....only 4 days to live! [img]eek.gif[/img]

DAMNIT! I forgot the date already!!!

72

Cancer 20%
Homicide 18%
Heart Attack 11% (already had one)
ALiens 8%
Horrible Accident 6%
Auto Fellatio 6%

Which leaves 41% unacounted for.

Quote:

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Auto Fellatio 6%

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I'm not that flexable. I will need to die of regular fellatio. Then again, I could have a new resolution this year!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

WELL THATS PROBALY HOW YOU WILL DIE...

NOT BEING FLEXIBLE AND SNAPING YOUR NECK

If I have a 6% chance of death, does that mean I have a 94% chance of not dying while sucking my own dick?

Where I come from we call that a success!! [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]

HMMMMMN.....

WOULD YOU IF YOU COULD?

July 22, 2061
at the age of 79 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

Good news guys, you only have to put up with me for another 58 years. I'm sure that makes you all very happy. That is all.

Jesus(I've wasted my life so far [img]frown.gif[/img] )

[img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

January 9, 2042 at the age of 69 years old.

Heart Attack (29%)
Cancer (21%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)


Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh...it said "69."

Looks like there's a chance I'll go out like Michael Hutchence.

<font color="#FFFF00" size="1">[ January 14, 2004 07:56 PM: Message edited by: KoF ]</font>

September 19, 2038
at the age of 63 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

At the age of 13,284 years old.

On that date you will most likely die of:
Nothing (100%)

Well I guess I'll be around for awhile. He he...

HAHAHA Ive got you all beat.Live fast die young and leave a ratty ass lookin corpse.

YAY Go me!


November 27, 2028
at the age of 44 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Alcoholism (15%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Electrolysis (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Homicide (5%)

Nov. 22 2045 at age 73

Cancer 24%
Heart attack 17%
Electrolysis 10%
Drowning 10%
Alcaholism 6%

I HAVE A 5% CHANCE OF DYING OF SUICIDE.

I WONDER HOW BAD IT COULD GET BETWEEN THEN AND NOW???

DOES THIS SOUND REALLY BAD...

I THINK ID RATHER DIE BY SUICIDE THE HOMICIDE.

<font color="#FFFF00" size="1">[ January 15, 2004 12:11 AM: Message edited by: pretty_in_punk ]</font>

oh i'm sorry josh you do have me beat, well i guess i will be around to go to your funeral but then the rest of you have to go to mine since i'll be the next one to go, i'm requesting now that i want a several cages of Guinness (hope you like Guinness PIP) and it will be a requirement for you all to get wasted, then spread my ashes over ireland...those are my last wishes...i'm going to need some time to come up with my last words though, maybe i'll survive the first two and die from alien abduction, i wonder how exactly that would work, i hop probes are not involved though...and how come Kof and mattabilly managed to escape the aliens?
damn i didn't know so many people had leprosy, that sucks [img]tongue.gif[/img]

HMMMMMN....

WHAT WOULD BE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "AILENS" AND "AILEN ABDUCTION"??

WHICH WOULD BE WORSE??