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I'M GOING FISHING?:
I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream
with?
a stick in my hand, while the fish?
swim by in complete safety.
IT'S A GUY THING:
There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have
no chance at all of making it logical.
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CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?:
Why isn't it already on the table?
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UH HUH, SURE, HONEY,
OR YES, DEAR...:
Absolutely nothing.?
It's a conditioned response.
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IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN:
I have no idea how it works.
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TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD: I can't hear the game over
the vacuum cleaner.
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THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.:
Are you still talking?
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YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS:
I remember the theme song to 'F Troop',
the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle
identification numbers
of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.
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OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF,
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.:
I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before?I admit
that I'm hurt.
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HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING.: And I sure hope?I think
of some pretty soon.
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I CAN'T FIND IT.:
It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless.
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WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?:
What did you catch me at?
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I HEARD YOU. :
I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping
desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the
next 3 days yelling at me.
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YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER?LOVE ANYONE ELSE.: I am used to the way you
yell at me,
and realize it could be worse.YOU LOOK
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TERRIFIC.:
Please don't try on one more outfit,
I'm starving
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I'M NOT LOST I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE. : No one will ever see us
alive again.WE SHARE - THE HOUSEWORK. I make the messes, she cleans them
up.
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YOU'RE THE BEST WIFE IN THE WHOLE WORLD. : Please buy me something nice
for Christmas.
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Hahaha! They pretty much hit the nail on the head on those, huh? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
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Too true, too true....
about 2 weeks before joey was born Will crushed his hand in some rollers at work... he was lucky to still have usage of his hand at all and all he kept saying was, "It's just a flesh wound, i'll be fine" as they were pumping morphine into him and attempting to get the meat of his hand back in and sewn up.... can you say, yuck!!
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thats close to correct but not quite... however id be more than happy to fill in any blanks you may have or answer any questions... feel free to ask and i can give you the primal male response and reasoning... (not always what I personaly think just men in general)
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OK Evo.....I got a ? for ya http://www.hostboard.com/forums/
WHY is it SO easy to spoil a man rotten (I mean a little pampering and faster than lightening he's ALWAYS supposed to come first and his needs are ALWAYS more important) - and once it's happened there's no way in hell to reverse it???? I'd LOVE to know not only why, but is there some way to reverse the effect that I haven't thought of? Gotta love 'em anyway, but geeeezzzzz! http://www.hostboard.com/forums/
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what is done..can always be undone... what is limp can be made stiff... and that which is untrainable can still be trained... its all in how you approach it.. the key to making a man do what you want or what you need is in making him think it was HIS idea to begin with...
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the same formula applies to the bedroom as it does to the kitchen the yard or anywhere... it applies to sex as much as it does to dishes.. if he thinks it was his idea hes gonna be all for it...
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Okie! [img]smile.gif[/img] I can do that all day long! All night long too! And if it'll make me happy I don't mind him thinkin' that he thought of it. Chit.....that man's gonna think he's been reborn a damn genius when I get through with 'im........ [img]wink.gif[/img]
Bwahhhhhhhh hahahahahahaha!
EVO......you've created a monster!!! [img]redface.gif[/img]
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*LMAO* Dam that was good!!! I was laughing so hard. It's amazing how close that really is to the truth! *L Thanks Sexy Gramma for sharing!
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EVO..... Ya tell um, for they no not what they do! [img]tongue.gif[/img] LOL
