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We havent done one of these in a while, and it looks like we have enough semi regular participation to do so.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, LETS DO IT!
You know the drill, I'll start off the story and with each reply,we all get a chance to add to it and make it make even less sense than the person who posted before us.
I'll start it off...
Once upon a time in a little town called Cincinnatus, there was a ...
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therelived an old man named.....
Santa Claus. And since he was feeling MIGHTY generous, he....
Loaded up his sled with a bunch of [img]cool.gif[/img] stuff that was left over from his X-mas deliveries so he could...
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donate it to needy children. However, this being Cincinnatus, after the stuff was delivered...
they were all pawned and the cash was used for...
A parade to celebrate orange barrel awareness week and...
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the infamous jumping escape cow.
Meanwhile, in the back alleys....
<font color="#000002" size="1">[ February 20, 2004 06:46 PM: Message edited by: LAKE ]</font>
A duck and a penguin were arm wrestling for peanuts when all of a sudden...
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...a pigeon came along and stole the peanuts. The duck and the penquin...
Meanwhile, as ricin-tainted mail was located at the Winton Road Skyline, Mayor Luken was unavailable for comment. It was later learned that he...
That Luken Knew thta Nate Livingston was to be at that Skyline. But.....
created an advertisement that claimed Pat DeWine left his wife for a Convergys lobbyist. An enraged DeWine got back at them by....
By showing up wearing a cupid outfit and marrying a gay man to a lesbian while singing the theme from the love boat, meanwhile...
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instead was thrown in jail again. At which time he tried to pick up the soap but...
Was pecked by the peanut pilfering pigeon who had been arrested after being pointed out by the perterb penguin and his friend the duck but soon thereafter...
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The Duck and the Penguin decided to go for a swim in the Tyler Davidson Fountain until the noticed someone else in the fountain, it was...
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Bud Selig wearing a Pete Rose Jersey being wrestled by wildman walker, as they splashed about the duck and the penguin got hungry and went to get a hot dog from one of the local vendors, meanwhile...
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Charlie Luken was seen thumb wrestling with Jim Scott and dancing to the sax players at the corner of fifth and vine, the duck and penguin laughed and finished their hot dogs and root beer before heading down tword the riverfront when all of a sudden they heard...
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The sound of a marching band, it was the opening day parade coming down the street, the duck and penguin threw on their cubs hats and tried to find a good spot to watch the parade but there was a slight problem, it seems the naked cowboy had split the seam in his tidy whiteys and was causing quite a commotion so they decided to...
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Moove down thew street a bit, after the parade they headed down to the ballpark to find their spot in right field when they saw a large man in a xavier shirt screaming "I'm greg's friend, please like me" from the expensive seats. They of course ignored him and got a pretzel and a coldie when low and behold they saw...
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Phil Burriss behind a row of empty seats with a rubber sex doll that looked just like Nate Livingston. Apparently he brought it fully inflated in a backpack. Marge Schott spotted him and shouted...
"Smoke 'em if got 'em, Honey." At least, that's what Channel 9's Steven Hill reported, even though he had just....
A fly ball going way way deep into the stands where it bounced off the head of a poopfaced cub hater and right into the ducks outstretched wings, with his great balance and dexterity, the duck managed to not only catch the foul ball but not spill any of his [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img] they held the ball aloft and settled into their seats hoping for a home run ball as well when they noticed ...
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come out of the men's room with an unknown 12 year old carrying a Michael Jackson doll while on the field it was noticed that...
hundreds of streakers had taken over the field and were being chased around for what seemed to be an eternity by security, the duck and the penguin almost fell out of their seats while laughing at the whole thing, meanwhile...
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It was revealed that Pete Rose had snuck onto the field in catchers equipment by one of the streakers who shouted "this is for Ray Fosse" as he plowed into him at home plate knocking off his mask. the other streakers had formed a conga line and were dancing around the basepaths as they continued to be chased, while all this was going on the duck and the penguin had gone over to the Cubs Bullpen to watch the pitchers warm up and to just kinda check things out, when another fan jumped out onto the field wearing a tu-tu and bowling shoes it was...
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Landroid demanding a moment of silence for Marge Schott to which the crowd readily assented except for one obnoxious person in the back row who was none other than...
Michael Moore who had come to place his endorsment kiss of death on yet another democratic candidate and had soemhow got sidetraced, since he wouldnt shut up the duck and the penguin made a giant slingshot out of the elsctic from the naked cowboys underwear and launched him into the river causing a tiel wave that just about...
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Drowned the duck and the penguin, but fortunately they grabbed hold of a foam finger and surfed it back to the ballpark where the game had finally begun and everything seemed fine until the tidal wave crashed into the shoreline causing an earthquake that shook all of the city and caused...
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A major panic throughout the city, thankfully just as the earth started to crack the duck removed a large wad of bubble gum from his mouth and used it to hold the earth together, Meanwhile the streakers escaped and formed a naked human well to deflect the remaining waves and save all at the game from being drenched. As this was going on the penguin had run to the top of the smokestacks in centerfield announced that someone had something to say. It was Jim Tarbell who announced through a bullhorn that none of this would have happened if you would have built this place at broadway commons, as they decended back down to enjoy the game which had again been restarted, the duck and the penguin got another coldie and prepared to enjoy the game before heading home to watch the ncaa championships that evening. But there was still something funny in the air, something was amiss, it was...
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Gappr and Mr Red were floating on a flat of stale hot dog buns in the river so the duck and the penguin had to swim out and pull them to safety will avoiding Micheal Moore who had decided to just float down river to wherever he ended up. Once finally back in the ballpark the duck and the penguin were tired and needed a little something to give them energy, so they grabbed a cheese coney and a soda and enjoyed the game with all the cubs fans and reds fans before they headed home to watch the NCAA finals. As they headed home they realized that though this had been quite an eventful day, they still felt like there was something they were mising out on. Ah Yes, it was obvious. They drove past fountain square and sure enough Wildman and Bud Selig were both wering Pete Rose's jersey and singing "Why Can't We be Friends" while Charlie Luken and Jim Scott swayed side to side along with the tune humming merrily. The Duck and the penguin looked at them, laughed and decided that they had seen enough., or had they...
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<font color="#000002" size="1">[ March 07, 2004 02:23 PM: Message edited by: cincygreg ]</font>
Enlisting the help of one of the left over Big Pig Gig pigs, they hitched a ride to Findley market, where they met up with a group from Peta, and Stonewall Cincinnati. They hoisted there signs, high above their heads, which said....