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Well, this board is slow as hell so I figured I'd do my part with a completely useless and gax thread. I'll be updating you on all my mundane activites throughout the weekend, showering, shaving, taking out the garbage, etc. Stay tuned. It should be boring as hell.
First up, I'm going to shave and take a shower in a few minutes. I'm waiting for my wife to get back from Sonic with my weekend junk food. BTW, I'm watching comedy central right now.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Python:
Well, this board is slow as hell so I figured I'd do my part with a completely useless and gax thread. I'll be updating you on all my mundane activites throughout the weekend, showering, shaving, taking out the garbage, etc. Stay tuned. It should be boring as hell.
First up, I'm going to shave and take a shower in a few minutes. I'm waiting for my wife to get back from Sonic with my weekend junk food. BTW, I'm watching comedy central right now.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Rack! WHo's on comedy central? Partaking any beers tonight, dude?
I don't know his name and I just got out of the shower so it's over. Beer one in t-minus 3...
BTW, I think I remember his name being Adam Farera.
As for me, I'm going to go get a haircut, a sammich, buy a new softball bat, and go out on a blind date.
The blind date scares me. I told her I'm going out with some friends tonight so we are going to meet for just a cocktail. If she seems allright, then I'll take her with me. If she doesn't, at least I have an out.
I'll make sure you guys are the first to know that nothing happened.
I'll see yer mundane activities...and raise ya a hastily planned dinner at 7:00 at friends house, tee-ball at 8:00 a.m., and taking the car to the mechanic to get an estimate on whether to get an oil leak fixed or not depending if repairs will exceed the car's value.
Hmmmm, let's see...tonight, I'll be...
posting
not drinking
watching the History Channel
Dennis Miller at 10:30 PM
Listening to Art Bell waiting for my Sominex to kick in.
Someone call the party patrol, because I am on a fuckin' tear!
I threw away my VHS Tape of True Lies ... It was for the best.
Drink Heineken, jerk to another chick in the SI swimsuit issue, call Sara and try to get her to finger herself over the phone, more beer, a cigar at 11:00 PM, some Dylan on the CD player and another couple suds before lights out.
No Caps hockey to get pissed off at so it's a mellow evening.
Bill-DC
What kinda beer tonight Bill
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Steve Sax:
What kinda beer tonight Bill</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Heineken tonight. My favorite beers are the next one and free ones http://www.hostboard.com/forums/
Bill-DC
http://www.hostboard.com/forums/
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Bill-DC:
Bill-DC
http://www.hostboard.com/forums/ </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
That shit for me? Thanks man. How many are you taking down tonight?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Steve Sax:
That shit for me? Thanks man. How many are you taking down tonight?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
I'm on number four and I'd like to slam at least four more. I'm not the drinker I used to be.
Bill-DC
On beer number two and shot of Beam number 4. Watching Son of Sam at present.
Gotta piss.
Just got home, filed my story and fixin' to watch Brad Miller vs Shaq Part 2. Plan on throwing a few Beck's. I'm listening to VH1's Storytellers CD. Not bad. The Mrs. is working the overnight shift, so I'm cranking the stereo. http://www.hostboard.com/forums/
Thank God and God, I don't drink like I used to!
Bought some Miller High Life and some hamburger buns and ground beef at Piggly Wiggly. no lettuce or tomato or pickles....when you live the High Life, you just slap some mayonaisse on the damn thing after a bunch of beers and eat it.
Listening to the Everly Brothers Country Hits
Beam shot number 5. Son of Sam is a better movie than I remember. Of course, that could be because of Beam shot number 5.
Gotta piss again. I've got the bladder of a field mouse.
OK ... I dug the tape out and watched Jamie Lee Curtis dance again.
Hey, guys. Just kicking back over at Waitman's house, throwing back a couple of brewskis, crankin' some Steely Dan and getting ready to eat some ketchup out of his wife's asshole.
Sup Biggie? Have a shot on me. Well not actually ON me. That would be like a body shot at a titty bar and that wouldn't be cool. I think you know what I mean.
I gotta piss.
The shame of it is that I am reading Py's posts and waiting on the next big experience. His life is exciting compared to this. He is married to a pretty wife, I am married to a pretty wife. He has a bass pond in his backyard, I have a basspond in the backyard. WTF?
Oh yeah, he has a Sonic and Beam. I live in a dry county and only business left open here is,,,,,well,,,,,,ahhh,,,,,well, since 5:00PM, none!
I think I will go torch the barn and see if the volunteer fire dept is on duty.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Python:
Rack!</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
I'm glad you are satisfied with this thread . . . http://www.hostboard.com/forums/
I wonder what the score is.
I'm kind of rooting for the beer, but it looks as if the Beam is going to make a 4th quarter run.
Update? Percentages? Shots made?
3 beers. 9 shots. Nighty night.
I gotta piss.
Quiter.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by R-Jack:
Cancelled on the blind date. 'Bout to go with the drinkin' buddies and get into some real boozin' and whorin'.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
R-Jack From Vancouver??????????
Py - Why are you shaving on Friday Night? Sonic Burger don't give a fuck what you look like.
I meant I was shaving my balls. Sorry for the confusion.
And I do believe Sonic cares what your balls look like.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Biggie:
getting ready to eat some ketchup out of his wife's asshole.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Thanks for the invite, prick.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Python:
Sonic cares what your balls look like.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yeah, that's their new slogan. I'm no ad man, but I think it's catchy.
Edit to clean that post up and to acknowledge itsaniodot's presence in this sad thread.
<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 02, 2002 12:23 AM: Message edited by: Biggie ]</font>
Cancelled on the blind date. 'Bout to go with the drinkin' buddies and get into some real boozin' and whorin'.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Biggie:
this sad thread.
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Dude, not cool. I'm just trying to....I have no idea what I'm trying to do.
I gotta piss.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Biggie:
Edit to clean that post up and to acknowledge itsaniodot's presence in this sad thread.
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But you're still a prick. That's tough to edit.
Fortunately, not for me!
<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 02, 2002 12:33 AM: Message edited by: itsanalias ]</font>
also watching comedy central...WAR BEAVERS!!!
just chillin' this weekend with vicodin, flexeril and the couch.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Python:
Dude, not cool. </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Just following your lead, Hoss. You glossed it "useless and gax" in your initial post. I actually think it's come a long way and will probably be a Archive-worthy thread. Maybe even first ballot.
R-Jack - Why did you cancel? How are you going to test your new bat, now? Be a team player for Christ's sake.
iaa - I'll see if I can get you an invite to March Madness at the Beorn's. BYOB oughta be OK, right?
God Bless Waitman's wife's enormous dimehole. And God Bless America.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Biggie:
it </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Rack!
While the wife was out, I surfed a little porn.
Who sits at home and has three beers and nine shots?
I do on a regular basis. Why?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Viper from Vancouver:
Who sits at home and has three beers and nine shots?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
I hate Roll Call threads.
Any thread that's mostly composed of Py and Biggie whimsically spouting can't be anything but very much NOT sux and gax.
My morning has been very sux and gax. First I had a dream where I was assassinated by killers looking for my ex wife, only it turned out the guy who capped me was playing a ruse on his fellow assassin because when he shot me it was just a splatter pellet. It fooled both me and the duped assassin. But I soon figured out I wasn't dead when I peeled off the splatter. Then I had to somehow get ahold of my ex wife before the assassins found her and killed her (which I somehow knew they'd really do). I had to hide her away in some beach house in Santa Monica, which, for some reason, would surely foil the assassin's plans.
Then my wife came into the bedroom and woke me up, fucking up my chance at ex wife rompage.
I then sorta laid there, finding myself day dreaming about going through the process of getting a legal permit to carry a concealed weapon, at which point I eventually ended up becoming a serial killer.
Then my dog came up and started licking my hand, which ruined THAT bit of reverie.
I got up and logged on and noticed Terry In Crapchester's "Wonderlick" thread, and I took the test. I missed one question, and I still don't think I'm wrong about it, and now I'm just pissed and I don't even drink so I don't have THAT option...