so, today i pull up to the school... and there's two state police suburbans blocking the the drive to get into the parking lot.
apparently it was open in the afternoon yesterday, so this must be some new thing.
oh well. another morning off!
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so, today i pull up to the school... and there's two state police suburbans blocking the the drive to get into the parking lot.
apparently it was open in the afternoon yesterday, so this must be some new thing.
oh well. another morning off!
Was any bomb found yesterday?
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no idea. i asked one of the security guards at my school at lunch, she didn't know either.
Morning Guys.
mornin GD [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Feels weird drinking my coffee in a new place.
hey bio got anything back there for a cold? cause this cold is kicking my ass.
halls defense. 100% daily requirement of vitamin c in every cough drop [img]smile.gif[/img]
Just got over a cold myself GD. I couldn't stay home because I had too much work to do!
You guys hear anything about a guy who kept poisonous critters in his apartment? Snakes, spiders, Gila monster and stuff. His apatment looked like a jungle. Apparently he was bitten by one of his spiders and died. Didn't find him until 14 days later. The critters ate well I imagine! I just heard bits and pieces on the radio this morning. (no pun intended [img]wink.gif[/img] )
Morning, all. I've got my free coffee from the local Exxon, a full tank of gas and a clean windshield.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Na i didnt hear anything about that guy, what a idiot.Quote:
Originally posted by Andyman:
Just got over a cold myself GD. I couldn't stay home because I had too much work to do!
You guys hear anything about a guy who kept poisonous critters in his apartment? Snakes, spiders, Gila monster and stuff. His apatment looked like a jungle. Apparently he was bitten by one of his spiders and died. Didn't find him until 14 days later. The critters ate well I imagine! I just heard bits and pieces on the radio this morning. (no pun intended [img]wink.gif[/img] )
Mornin'. Lemme pull up a stool, put down my plutonium suitcase, and grab a girly drink while puffing on a smoke in my monstrously deformed hand.
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*calm, cool, collected, looking strangely self-satisfied* Mornin' boys...isn't it a beautiful day...?
*realizing that DA is in an uncharacteristically good mood, writes up his will before his certain death takes place*
**pokes DA with a stick**
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's gonna blow!!!!!!!!!
I may have my mood interpetations of 'the Dark One' wrong, but Id think the better the mood, the more trouble we're all in.
Begins organ inventory.
*smiles, takes sip of whiskey...calmly takes stick...and rams it clean into one of side of KK's head and out the other*
I did him a favor...He'll be happier with the lobotomy, really...
Mornin' All!
My Junior High had a bomb threat called into it while I was there. They pushed all the students out to the football field and told us we couldn't come in the building and we couldn't go home!
That lasted all of about 4 seconds and everyone scattered. Me and a group of my firends were at a friends who lived close to the school and the principle called and told his Mom that if we didn't come back we'd be givin failing grades for all the classes that we missed!!!
I think me and my group were the only ones dumb enough to believe it, becuase we were the ONLY ones back at school that day.
Come to find out 5 years later it was my next door neighbor who called in the bomb threat! He was sitting in the Principal's office after getting busted for SOMETHING and didn't want his parents getting called..... looks like it worked becuase he never got caught!!!!
Mooornin' peeps! [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img]
**drools**
Coppee pease.
lol, good story, mac...
this is the second one in two days... i'm wondering if monday's gonna be a threepeat.
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ February 27, 2004 09:29 AM: Message edited by: Biohazard ]</font>
Well, this coffee tastes like someone was bombed when they made it. OTOH, it's the only on-line cup I can find, so fill 'er up!
Man you guys over react when DA is around you just gotta know how to talk to the guy.
*GD sits down next to DA, pours two glasses of whiskey*
So DA, hows that black soul of yours today? [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
well, it's settled... all that coffee filtered through andy's underthings has rotted GD's brain.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">As miserable as it has ever been. Cheers! *raises glass* [img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by Guitardeth2:
So DA, hows that black soul of yours today? [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">As miserable as it has ever been. Cheers! *raises glass* [img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Sorry to hear that man, *GD pulls his knife out of his boot and hands it to DA*Quote:
Originally posted by Darkest Angel:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Guitardeth2:
So DA, hows that black soul of yours today? [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
Here DA take this, maybe gutting bio will make you feel better? [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ February 27, 2004 10:02 AM: Message edited by: Guitardeth2 ]</font>
...oh, sorry...you know...miserable = a good thing for me...but still...*uses knife to pin Bio to the wall, then places huge chocolate cake just out of his reach* [img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img]
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ February 27, 2004 10:21 AM: Message edited by: Darkest Angel ]</font>
Don't gut Bio !!!!!! I don't think I could handle the spray of Krispy Kreme residue today !
the high school i went to had a bomb threat on EVERY SINGLE jewish holiday. i swear, im not making that up. it even got to be a joke, we'd place bets on what time we'd have to evacuate. oddly enough it stopped happening my senoir year....maybe because Kenny Oppenheimer had graduated?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yeah i never thought about that, i do like DA's idea though, but i think we should gag him, i hate listening to animals in destress crying out.Quote:
Originally posted by sculpey:
Don't gut Bio !!!!!! I don't think I could handle the spray of Krispy Kreme residue today !
** Puts on extra huge garbage bag in preperation for Bio's gutting **
This is going to be like Gallager and the watermelon except with Krispy Kreams and Code Red.
Anyone wanna make odds that we can find at least a full dozen unchewed donuts?! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
**pulls stick out of brain, pours whiskey in hole to sterilize it**
That's better.
Actually, maybe alcohol directly on the brain wasn't such a good idea.
**passes out**
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">::sneaks up and steals the chocolate cake::Quote:
Originally posted by Darkest Angel:
...oh, sorry...you know...miserable = a good thing for me...but still...*uses knife to pin Bio to the wall, then places huge chocolate cake just out of his reach* [img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img]
<font color="#cd6600"><font size="1">[ February 27, 2004 10:21 AM: Message edited by: Darkest Angel ]</font></font>
mmm..chocolate. I'll cough on anyone who tries to pry this from my grasp!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">::sneaks up and steals the chocolate cake::Quote:
Originally posted by Tortricidae:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Darkest Angel:
...oh, sorry...you know...miserable = a good thing for me...but still...*uses knife to pin Bio to the wall, then places huge chocolate cake just out of his reach* [img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img]
<font color="#cd6600"><font size="1">[ February 27, 2004 10:21 AM: Message edited by: Darkest Angel ]</font></font>
mmm..chocolate. I'll cough on anyone who tries to pry this from my grasp!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Cough all you want I already have a cold!
*steals cake*
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...coughing? Stealing cakes?
...you rebels. [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]
This conversation has become entirely too innocuous...somebody is going to die... [img]graemlins/rainbow.gif[/img] ...er, I mean... [img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img]
maybe this is a bad time...
maybe this is a bad time...
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Mary mother of all that is holy....did DA just post a rainbow????Quote:
Originally posted by Darkest Angel:
...coughing? Stealing cakes?
...you rebels. [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]
This conversation has become entirely too innocuous...somebody is going to die... [img]graemlins/rainbow.gif[/img] ...er, I mean... [img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img]
*runs screaming for the exit*
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">::sneaks up and steals the chocolate cake::Quote:
Originally posted by Andyman:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Tortricidae:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Darkest Angel:
...oh, sorry...you know...miserable = a good thing for me...but still...*uses knife to pin Bio to the wall, then places huge chocolate cake just out of his reach* [img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img]
<font color="#cd6600"><font size="1">[ February 27, 2004 10:21 AM: Message edited by: Darkest Angel ]</font></font>
mmm..chocolate. I'll cough on anyone who tries to pry this from my grasp!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Cough all you want I already have a cold!
*steals cake*
[img]graemlins/cake.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That makes two of us.
*steals cake*