What is your name?
what is your quest?
what is the speed velocity of a swallow?
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What is your name?
what is your quest?
what is the speed velocity of a swallow?
1. My real name, my given name, my Christian name, or my fake name?
2. To not die.
3. Depends on what you mean by the word 'swallow'...
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1. My real name, my given name, my Christian name, or my fake name?
how about the one you had in your past life when you where a vietnamiese prostitute.
3. Depends on what you mean by the word 'swallow'...
nevermind
now on our second round on this groundbreaking interview we ask
tiki can i call you tiki?
why do fools fall in love?
how about tk baby?
what's your favorite color?
pick an answer for the following:
What is the capital of thailand?
a)yes
b)i went to public school
c)false
d)can you repeat the question
1. I can give you all of the above!
Real Name: Rexford Arenn David
Given Name: Raymond David
Christian Name: Barnabus
Fake Name: Tonto Blatkowski
Past-Life Asian Whore Name: Phang-Duc
3. What??
- Teekay Tee-kay. But you can call me tiki. Can I call you Saucy McHotpants?
- 'Cause they don't know better.
- I ain't the baby daddy!
- Blue, followed by black, shades of gray, and purple.
- Thailand City.
a) nah
b) I went to private school. It's true!
c) true I say!
d) who let the dogs out?
boxers or ruffled panties?
the bottom or the top?
what's 2+2?
what's better tossing she-hulk's salad or showing me a picture of your penis?
boxers or ruffled panties?
- I like my women ruffled, thank ya very much!
the bottom or the top?
- I luvs tha bottoms, but the tops can be fun too!
what's 2+2?
- A foursome!
what's better tossing she-hulk's salad or showing me a picture of your penis?
- hmmm. Will I get a dose of gamma rads if I tame the wild puckered starfish? And just a picture?! You don't want a latex replica?
[img]tongue.gif[/img]
hmmm. Will I get a dose of gamma rads if I tame the wild puckered starfish?
thats so funny
if you were a superhero what would be your name and power?
and how fast can you send me the penis replica?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'd be Horndog. A mild-mannered, shy college student by day, and a wacko, chauvenistic anti-hero by midday! When I was a kid, I was bit by a dog that escaped from a government research facility testing super-hormones. Unfortunately, I got bit as he was doin' the deed to a bitch in heat. So after I hit puberty, whenever I felt randy, I'd look like Teen Wolf and have super-strength, speed, agility and all that other good shit!Quote:
if you were a superhero what would be your name and power?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Damn girl! If you can't wait long, look at Willie's willie and add 14.Quote:
and how fast can you send me the penis replica?
...millimeters.
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ March 07, 2004 08:24 PM: Message edited by: TK-069 ]</font>
oh my! [img]redface.gif[/img]
What? You really thought that's mine? HA! HA, I write!
no! it was too small to be yours [img]wink.gif[/img]
Have you been sneaking in my bedroom as I sleep... again?
im always standing behind your window.I use a laptop...I can see you ...right...now...and I think is time you changed those "hulk" boxers [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]
RARGH!
um...
Is the interview over?
not yet
whats your dream job?
what would you change in your body and why?
can you touch your nose with your tongue?
favorite movie of all time?
Video game designer or big-time actor-turned politcal activist.
My twig and berries. I wouldn't gaining a few more pounds in that region.
Yep.
Damn woman! That's a hard question! I guess Return of the King.
whats the car of your dreams?
do you enjoy tomatoes?
what famous actor who played batman once, stared in attack of the killer tomatoes?
whats your favorite body part?
any tattoos?
shoe size?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">A BMW Z8Quote:
whats the car of your dreams?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">It depends on how they're prepared. But most of the time, yeah. I hate onions though, with the exception to them being sauteed.Quote:
do you enjoy tomatoes?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">George Clooney. C'mon now! I know my movies!Quote:
what famous actor who played batman once, stared in attack of the killer tomatoes?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">My... right index finger. I don't know! Most women said they like my lips...Quote:
whats your favorite body part?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Funny you should mention that. I was thinking of getting an ongoing tattoo to symbolize my lifepath.Quote:
any tattoos?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">13?.Quote:
shoe size?
what are you wearing?
would you suck cock for a million dollars?
is it hot in here or is it just me?
what celebrity you would like to be if you could?
what celebrity you want dead?
are you really going to japan?
can i go with you?
can you at least get me a t-shirt?
would you wear a thong if i dared you?
and show me a picture?
when can i expect my drawing?
YOUR worse sexual experience?
what are you wearing?
<font color="blue">DKNY jeans, ADIDAS shelltops, an open midnight blue button shirt (with wifebeater), and glasses.</font>
would you suck cock for a million dollars?
<font color="blue">Hellz no!</font>
is it hot in here or is it just me?
<font color="blue">I dunno... It's pretty hot in here...</font> [img]tongue.gif[/img]
what celebrity you would like to be if you could?
<font color="blue">Jared Leto. Good actor. Good looks. Seems cool.</font>
what celebrity you want dead?
<font color="blue">Ashton Kutcher. ...evil...</font>
are you really going to japan?
<font color="blue">Hai! Looks like early summer now. Was gonna be for spring break.</font>
can i go with you?
<font color="blue">Maybe. But I don't think you're a military dependent.</font>
can you at least get me a t-shirt?
<font color="blue">Sure! Any special characters you have in mind?</font>
would you wear a thong if i dared you?
<font color="blue">Why the hell not...</font>
and show me a picture?
<font color="blue">uh...alright.</font>
when can i expect my drawing?
<font color="blue">By the end of this week.</font>
YOUR worse sexual experience?
<font color="blue">How's about a girl farting in your face? Is that pretty bad?</font> [img]redface.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
what are you wearing?
<font color="blue">DKNY jeans, ADIDAS shelltops, an open midnight blue button shirt (with wifebeater), and glasses.</font>
nice
would you suck cock for a million dollars?
<font color="blue">Hellz no!</font>
lol
is it hot in here or is it just me?
<font color="blue">I dunno... It's pretty hot in here...</font> [img]tongue.gif[/img]
what celebrity you would like to be if you could?
<font color="blue">Jared Leto. Good actor. Good looks. Seems cool.</font>
i agree
what celebrity you want dead?
<font color="blue">Ashton Kutcher. ...evil...</font>
yea he sucks
are you really going to japan?
<font color="blue">Hai! Looks like early summer now. Was gonna be for spring break.</font>
i envy you
can i go with you?
<font color="blue">Maybe. But I don't think you're a military dependent.</font>
can you at least get me a t-shirt?
<font color="blue">Sure! Any special characters you have in mind?</font>
not really. just get something weird or funny. maybe an action figure i love those.
would you wear a thong if i dared you?
<font color="blue">Why the hell not...</font>
cool
and show me a picture?
<font color="blue">uh...alright.</font>
hehehe
when can i expect my drawing?
<font color="blue">By the end of this week.</font>
still waiting
YOUR worse sexual experience?
<font color="blue">How's about a girl farting in your face? Is that pretty bad?</font> [img]redface.gif[/img]
thats horrible. I would die if i did that. the closest thing are pussy farts but is not the same. still embarrasing tho lol
lol
create-a-mate for you with parts of celebreties.
whats your favorite piece of clothing?
if your house was on fire and you could only carry one thing out (non human or animal) what would it be?
if you could have sex with me but you had to spend the night with lance in the same bed and he sleps naked, would you?
whats your favorite game?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hmmm... y'know, this is tough! Just celebrities? I'd start with Angelina Jolie's lips. Jennifer Garner's eyes. Gina Gershon's nose. Jennifer Tilly's voice (raspy is sooo sexy! LOL). Keira Knightley's body. Jolene Blaylock's boobs. Salma Hayek's attitude. Maggie Gyllenhaal's personality. Laetitia Casta's booty... and Kobe Tai's screams of ecstacy. That good?Quote:
create-a-mate for you with parts of celebrities.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That I like to wear, or on a woman? Details, girlie! [img]smile.gif[/img] I guess a nice comfortable pair of loose-fitting jeans.Quote:
whats your favorite piece of clothing?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Damn, I was gonna say my dog. I guess... my ceremonial kitana. I received it from my sifu (my sensei) when I was seven. He saw promise in me and gave the sword to me as a sign of honor.Quote:
if your house was on fire and you could only carry one thing out (non human or animal) what would it be?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">... that's... that's just nasty. I sleep in the bed with nekkid LLance, then we proceed to humpin' elsewhere, or we hump in the same bed nekkid LLance is sleeping in? Either way, Hell YES!Quote:
if you could have sex with me but you had to spend the night with lance in the same bed and he sleps naked, would you?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Video game: MaddenQuote:
whats your favorite game?
Board game: Trivial Pursuit
Naughty game: Nekkid Twister
Pussy farts are just nature's way of sayin' "You're doing a good job, but really have at it."
whats your worst fear?
Whats the name of your dog?
at what age you lost your virginity?
how do you prefer women? completely shaven, neatly groomed or al naturale?
would you eat a live roach for 50 bucks?
you had a horrible car accident and you lost your arms,legs and your penis. they can only re-attach one thing. what will it be? your Arms, your legs or your penis?
they are willing to give you a million dollars but you have to have parts of your body reversed for a whole year. Your penis will be where your ass was and your ass where your penis was. will you take the money?
if you sudently woke-up and what the fuck??? you look like britney spears!!! what would do you do first?
whats your worst fear?
<font color="blue">Dying alone or too young in a gruesome manner.</font>
Whats the name of your dog?
<font color="blue">Zeus K. Hall</font>
at what age you lost your virginity?
<font color="blue">17</font>
how do you prefer women? completely shaven, neatly groomed or al naturale?
<font color="blue">It kinda doesn't matter to me. OK, hair can get in the way, but if it's not too much, it's fine. Completely shaven is a treat in itself!</font>
would you eat a live roach for 50 bucks?
<font color="blue">Sure. Why the hell not? But not a regular New York roach, no way. A health advisor-approved Madagascar giant roach type. Might as well go all out.</font>
you had a horrible car accident and you lost your arms,legs and your penis. they can only re-attach one thing. what will it be? your Arms, your legs or your penis?
<font color="blue">A man isn't a man without his main unit.</font>
they are willing to give you a million dollars but you have to have parts of your body reversed for a whole year. Your penis will be where your ass was and your ass where your penis was. will you take the money?
<font color="blue">And you call me sick! LOL No way! Maybe for 50 or a 100 mil, but not just for a simple single!</font>
if you sudently woke-up and what the fuck??? you look like britney spears!!! what would do you do first?
<font color="blue">Fondle the boobies, check out the new equipment downstairs, and call up Christina Aguilera and Madonna.</font>
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
whats your worst fear?
<font color="blue">Dying alone or too young in a gruesome manner.</font>
for me is drowning
Whats the name of your dog?
<font color="blue">Zeus K. Hall</font>
very cool.
at what age you lost your virginity?
<font color="blue">17</font>
19
how do you prefer women? completely shaven, neatly groomed or al naturale?
<font color="blue">It kinda doesn't matter to me. OK, hair can get in the way, but if it's not too much, it's fine. Completely shaven is a treat in itself!</font>
i agree
would you eat a live roach for 50 bucks?
<font color="blue">Sure. Why the hell not? But not a regular New York roach, no way. A health advisor-approved Madagascar giant roach type. Might as well go all out.</font>
lol details details
you had a horrible car accident and you lost your arms,legs and your penis. they can only re-attach one thing. what will it be? your Arms, your legs or your penis?
<font color="blue">A man isn't a man without his main unit.</font>
thought so
they are willing to give you a million dollars but you have to have parts of your body reversed for a whole year. Your penis will be where your ass was and your ass where your penis was. will you take the money?
<font color="blue">And you call me sick! LOL No way! Maybe for 50 or a 100 mil, but not just for a simple single!</font>
lol just trying to make it interesting
if you sudently woke-up and what the fuck??? you look like britney spears!!! what would do you do first?
<font color="blue">Fondle the boobies, check out the new equipment downstairs, and call up Christina Aguilera and Madonna.</font>
good plan
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Seems we both started out pretty late. According to some dumb article I read a while back, the average ages for men and women nowandays is 15 and 17.Quote:
at what age you lost your virginity?
<font color="blue">17</font>
19
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yeah, that one is pretty bad. I think I already know how I'm gonna die; I've had dreams about it since I was 8. I'll explain it later...Quote:
whats your worst fear?
<font color="blue">Dying alone or too young in a gruesome manner.</font>
<font color="red">for me is drowning</font>
thats interesting. im all "ears" whenever you wanna tell be about it.
Well...
I've had this dream since I was about nine or ten. I walk into, of all places, a fast food joint. I'm there with a woman, although I don't know who she is. Not my mother, no female relative at all - she's my significant other. The thing is, I can't see her face. It's always in the shadows or obscured by something...
Anywho, a man attempts to rob the place, people freak, and I try to calm him down. It appears I do, then all of a sudden he shoots me in the throat. I hit the ground and some other people take him down. The Mystery Woman starts crying over me as I put my fingers in the gaping wound, which is pouring out blood. Then I wake up. I swear that shit feels real.
I have that dream every couple of months.
well it could happen.who knows. so if youre in a fast food and it gets robbed dont get involved [img]graemlins/shhh.gif[/img]
The thing is, I felt young in my dream. I didn't seem old, or even middle-aged. Like I was just starting out and feeling good with life. Then BAM! I'm taken out. I always felt like I was gonna die young...
Boy, I sure did kill this thread... no pun intended.
what did you do before you came to my message board tonight?
what the last thing you ate?
if you could have a wild animal as a pet which one would it be?
if you could be an animal for 1 hour. what animal would you be?
what time you went to slip last night?
whats the fastest you slept with someone after meeting them?
you rather marry or just live together?
they found a easy way to make your dick just the way you always wanted but the side effects includes very hairy butt cheeks and man boobs. would you do it?
what did you do before you came to my message board tonight?
<font color="blue">Check out Rob's Boards... sorry [img]frown.gif[/img] </font>
what the last thing you ate?
<font color="blue">A KFC Twister. Yum yum for the tum tum!</font>
if you could have a wild animal as a pet which one would it be?
<font color="blue">A Siberian Tiger, no doubt. De-clawed, of course.</font>
if you could be an animal for 1 hour. what animal would you be?
<font color="blue">A cheetah. I would love to know what it's like to run full sprint at 65 mph.</font>
what time you went to sleep last night?
<font color="blue">11:30-something. I was mighty tired last night. Usually, I can handle 7:30am - 1am days, but I was fatigued.</font>
whats the fastest you slept with someone after meeting them?
<font color="blue">About five-six weeks. I'm very slow when it comes to trusting people in general. And when I about to engage in a real relationship with a woman, I wanna make sure it'll last at least a little while...</font>
you rather marry or just live together?
<font color="blue">Right now, I dunno. I always wanted to marry, but after learning about some personal revelations within the family recently, I have serious doubts.</font>
they found a easy way to make your dick just the way you always wanted but the side effects includes very hairy butt cheeks and man boobs. would you do it?
<font color="blue">Damn! I could tolerate a hairy butt, but man-boobs?! Nah. I think I'd pass. But... could I exercise to get rid of the man-boobs, or are they permanent? I need details! LOL</font>
LOL yea you can exercise them off
Alright, then I'm gettin' it done! Hello Big Unit!
LOL
knew you would! lol