***MORNING COFFEE*** "been up drinking all night edition"

y'all know where to get yer stuff...

here's a gag for ya...

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Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.

Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough toget a job. You'll
need to support Jenny."

Again, Johnny instantly replies, "Our allowance.. Jenn makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine."

By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny won't have an answer to. After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"

Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so far..."

WOKKA WOKKA!!!

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Tormentor will likely recognize that [img]wink.gif[/img]


be good to each other, and be even better to me. [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]

*passes out on floor, leaving cash register UNATTENDED!*

walks in and sees nobody around and sees peeker passed out on floor, sees register unattended!!!...hhmmmmmmm...grabs cash and bolts!!!!! [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

*wakes up, sees $$ missing, decides to blame Andyman, sonce most everything is his fault anyway*


hey, Overt, you wanna beer before you run?

stops and thinks ..hhmmmmm....beer.....fuck it....runs back for some beer

hey peek.... [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img] ....beer sounds good dude .....whoa who robbed the register.... [img]eek.gif[/img]

its weird too see someone here at this time....i work the nightshift so i try to hit the board around this time and read up on what i miss during the day

like the title says...
still up drinking... [img]wink.gif[/img]

ill drink too that [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img]

I been up drinking coca-cola, and eatin' skittles and Krispy Kremes!

*sees empty cash register and a passed out Peeker*

Was that your wagon out front that you fell off of Peek? [img]wink.gif[/img]

Morning All.

Pete i thought you gave up drinking?

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Originally posted by Guitardeth2:
Morning All.

Pete i thought you gave up drinking?

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Pretty much what I was implying. [img]wink.gif[/img]

Hey!

It ain't raining!
I gots to go...........

80 by Sunday-
Just what I was ascared off.....

http://www.jdetrich.homestead.com/files/jd/img/box.jpg

Bet it's (big time) GREEN, today........

i'll have what toymank was having... good morning all, anyone as glad as me about it being friday!! [img]wink.gif[/img]

I'm just glad the Red Wings spanked the Predators last night! Welcome to the playoffs Nashville! [img]wink.gif[/img]

Morning all.
Well, PP can't have had TOO much to drink, he's still wearing pants. OTOH, Mort is too, so she must be drunk already.

Sports? Meh. Hockey is just the Ice Capades with sticks.

<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ April 16, 2004 09:55 AM: Message edited by: thatchetguy ]</font>

If I cared, I would have some spiteful remark to throw your way Andyman. But I don't, so I don't! [img]wink.gif[/img]

Morning all. Just stopping in to see if anyone wants to try out the new "before the weekend" brew I did last night - with more kick and a bigger bang (just noonw fart around Andyman without warning. He hates big booms when he doesn't know they are coming).

I overslept a bit and need to think on getting into work. Maybe - may play hookey considering I have already put in 62 hours this week.

I'll let you all know later.

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Originally posted by thatchetguy:
Morning all.
Well, PP can't have had TOO much to drink, he's still wearing pants. OTOH, Mort is too, so she must be drunk already.

Sports? Meh. Hockey is just the Ice Capades with sticks.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Chet hockey is the ONLY sport. [img]wink.gif[/img]

and could you please email your addy please, i lost yours.

[email protected]

I thought MEG was the only sport, but he just wasn't a very good one. [img]wink.gif[/img]
Or was it throwing porcupines is the only sport? I guess I need some more coffee after all.

And GD, YGM

hey meg i'll take some of that.... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

If Ice Capades had sticks I would watch it. Of course I would watch Kristy & Michelle anytime! [img]wink.gif[/img]

Athletic flexible women, skin-tight outfits, cold temperatures... you know, Ice Capades ain't half bad! [img]wink.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by thatchetguy:
Athletic flexible women, skin-tight outfits, cold temperatures... you know, Ice Capades ain't half bad! [img]wink.gif[/img]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Exactly! Why in the hell am I watching hockey? [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by -megalithanod:
I overslept a bit and need to think on getting into work. Maybe - may play hookey considering I have already put in 62 hours this week.

I'll let you all know later.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">If we cared, we would have some spiteful remark to throw your way. But we don't. So keep walking. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img] Meg posted already? How on Earth did I miss that? Hmmmmmmm. [img]wink.gif[/img]

Lides Mort a 40oz of new mix Remember - take it slow on the first couple of sips! No telling what the reaction will be.

Yes, I am apparently now the official "bash the moderator" sport item. Have fun with it - just no below the belt. My wife wouln't like that, and you don't want a celt whose nation's symbol is a dragon on your bad side - especially those that are going to the BBQ!

Well, I decided to come into work. With great power, comes, well - you know the rest. And I don't mean here.

I hate that I have now become the one thing I never said I would....A Manager. Well, atleast it is a working manager, so i get to delay that next step of only having a job that manages people.

One day I might let you all in on what I do for do for a living, that would give you a big laugh!

finished with that first drink Mort? Anyone else?

Morning ladies and........ whatever the hell the rest of you are. TGIF and all that shit.
And on a side note, Carlsberg is one of the worst beers I've ever tasted. Why the fuck did I pick up 12 of em.

A mod AND a manager? Your popularity must be growing by leaps and bounds! [img]wink.gif[/img]


btw-pretty much all shots I take will be below the belt unless I start wearing heels. [img]wink.gif[/img]

Yeah -that is a given for you. I was mainly talking to all the others that "might" think it is a new fad. You are forgiven as my wife is also shor..., well - she calls it "vertically challenged".

I went shopping last night and purchased a chain mail cup just to prevent any true damage from you.

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Originally posted by toymank:
I been up drinking coca-cola, and eatin' skittles and Krispy Kremes!

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">So that's why you're on the ceiling! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]

Today's theme seems to be, and I quote The Who here, "Who the fuck are you?".

who who? who who?

KK... I mean BW'sC:
In the States, Carlsberg just means a big hole in the ground. That should have been your first clue as to taste.

-M: Hey, buddy, as someone who spent YEARS as a manager and moderator (but not both at the same time), you should ENJOY it when people make fun of you. That means they're comfortable enough with you that they feel you can take a joke. If not, then...
<font color="#cd6600"><font size="3">[ April 16, 2004 09:59 AM: Message cruelly edited and destroyed by: -megalithanod ]</font></font>

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Originally posted by -megalithanod:
You are forgiven as my wife is also shor..., well - she calls it "vertically challenged".

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I've never even met her and I like your wife.... I be "vertically challenged" my own little self! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

And oh yeah, pass some of that funky brew my way... I'm in a don't give a *&@$ mood so why not! [img]eek.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by thatchetguy:
KK... I mean BW'sC:
In the States, Carlsberg just means a big hole in the ground. That should have been your first clue as to taste.

-M: Hey, buddy, as someone who spent YEARS as a manager and moderator (but not both at the same time), you should ENJOY it when people make fun of you. That means they're comfortable enough with you that they feel you can take a joke. If not, then...
<font color="#cd6600"><font size="3">[ April 16, 2004 09:59 AM: Message cruelly edited and destroyed by: -megalithanod ]</font></font>

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size="20">SPEWS TEA THRU NASAL PASSAGES!</font>

Believe me Chet - I am enjoying this!

I have so much fun making my list of people to ban and stapling it to the office wall with my <font color="red">Red Swingline </font> stapler.

<font size="1">keepthispaceupImighthavetocomebacklateran dburntheplacedownafterItakemystaplerhome</font>

i just had 3 slices with pepperoni for breakfast [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/pizza.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/pizza.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/pizza.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by Satan's Crafty Minion:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by -megalithanod:
You are forgiven as my wife is also shor..., well - she calls it "vertically challenged".

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I've never even met her and I like your wife.... I be "vertically challenged" my own little self! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

And oh yeah, pass some of that funky brew my way... I'm in a don't give a *&@$ mood so why not! [img]eek.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Here you go! Remember - take it slow the first couple of sips......... [img]wink.gif[/img]

[img]rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img] [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]confused.gif[/img]

It will kick in here shortly.

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