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After a planned Guy's Night Out last night, I was confronted by an angry girlfriend today.
She wasn't angry because I ...
<ul type="square">[*]got home at 4AM.[*]didn't call her when I woke up.[*]didn't have lunch with her.[*]didn't have dinner with her.[/list]
She was angry because, after talking to one of the buddies I was out with ... she found out I ...
GASP!
... talked to another woman. Hell, I even danced like a fool (is there any other way to dance?) with her.
Absolutely nothing happened. No phone numbers and/or bodily fluids were exchanged. No groping. Just a "Goodnight Hug" when the place closed down for the night. My group and her group went in separate direction in the freezing cold.
Now, for my questions ...
1. How would you deal with an irate GF who is on the verge of accusing you of cheating in this situation?
2. What punishment is fitting for my "buddy" who spilled the innocent information and made me the prime contestant in the OmegaVerb Inquisition?
I await your replies ...
<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 10, 2002 11:20 PM: Message edited by: OmegaVerb ]</font>
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by OmegaVerb:
1. How would you deal with an irate GF who is on the verge of accusing you of cheating in this situation?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Expect her to fuck someone else when you think she's forgotten this incident.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by OmegaVerb:
2. What punishment is fitting for my "buddy" who spilled the innocent information and made me the prime contestant in the OmegaVerb Inquisition?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
He must miss the next 2 "guy's nights" and must NEVER be left alone with your girl (see number 1).
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In response to Mr. Millenium Falcon ...
1. She's a virgin and she wants to stay that way until she is married. He last boyfriend cheated on her because she wouldn't put out. No worris about her fucking anybody else. If she did, then it's no skin off my back. Dump her and go.
2. Every guy in our group has a girlfriend. That's why we had a "Guy's Night Out" ... to get away. He won't try to bag her ... his GF would tear his balls off and feed them to her ferret.
But is two (2) enough? Dude dispensed some (if we didn't behave) possibly incriminating evidence. He's a security risk now.
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by OmegaVerb:
What punishment is fitting for my "buddy" who spilled the innocent information and made me the prime contestant in the OmegaVerb Inquisition?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
I don't really have an answer for your first question because it would require intimate informaion (i.e. what cools her down, how mad, ...)
The second though, i have a question for you. If the information was so innocent, why do you care if it got spilled?
IF you feel that your buddy needs punishment for spilling, maybe you shouldn't be suprised that your GF wants to punish you for the same information.
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The fact that it was spilled is fine. If she would have asked me how the night went, I would have told her. The method of spilling is not. She called him after I did not contact and pressed him for details. She created her own image of what happened based on ...
<ul type="square">[*]how sober he was at the time.[*]how much he was around me.[*]how much he saw me with the other woman.[*]what he saw me doing with the other woman.[*]how I was dancing with her.[*]how long I danced with her.[*]etc.[/list]
And, it was a "Guy's Night Out". Those are semi-sacred among us. They happen very rarely and they are not always 100% innoncent ... The worst we've done is drop a (combined) couple hundred bucks at a strip bar ... Real debauchery, I know. Last night was them drinking Labatt's, me drinking Pepsi (designated driver), talking and dancing. Nothing more.
In my opinion, the ensuing conversation of her calling and asking about me should have gone like this ...
OV's GF: What did OV do last night?
OV's Buddy: Call him and ask him. He got me home and I'm hungover.
Now, if we do go out and don't have a 100% innocent night out, he'll be seen as a liabilty for our "decadance".
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Seriously,
Let her know that her insecurity is a turn off.
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">1. She's a virgin and she wants to stay that way until she is married.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Eee-yah.
Dude, I already fucked her brains out while you were doing the disco fever with your male friends.
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What the hell, now we've got Omega Pick?
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O.V, there’s no way you can convince your girfriend not to “think” like a woman. When your stool pigeon of a friend told your girlfriend you “talked” to another woman, your girlfriend heard “ you layed the wood to another girl”. That’s just a way women think.
As far as your buddy, Sammy The Bull, you should banish him to a month of staying home, and then make him the full-time designated driver…That’ll teach the bitch to keep his mouth shut.
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by OmegaVerb:
1. She's a virgin and she wants to stay that way until she is married. </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
I read no further beyond this. She needs to get a cock in her right quick and you obviously aren't man enough to change her mind. Until that day, she'll be an inexperienced moron in such matters.
Either that or she's a man and you've played yourself.
Print this out, hand it to her and tell him/her to shut the fuck up until she puts out.
You're welcome.
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if she dont trust you, then show her the fuckin door and be thankful you found this shit out now before you married her or knocked her up.
your actually lucky she turned asshole so fast, many times it takes until they get the ring.
if that dont work... id be watchin your "buddy", that kind of shit would leave me to think he is looking to get into her panties.
<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 11, 2002 09:05 AM: Message edited by: Pathetic Loser ]</font>
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OmegaFag,
Let's get two things straight here. First off, the guys night out you speak of, isn't a night of away time from your girlfriends. Why do I know this? BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES ARE A BUNCH OF RUMP RANGERS.
Secondly, the girl you were supposedly dancing with was named Timmy. And from what I gather, from how irate your boyfriend is, you and this peter puffing faggot did exchange bodily fluids.
In other words, I have no advice for you!
<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 11, 2002 10:12 AM: Message edited by: ElGRANDPEEHOLE ]</font>
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by OmegaVerb:
You're obviously new here. Let me give you some background.
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Its OK cause he posts on every single thread without ever having anything to offer as a means of pumping up his post totals to look like a seasoned vet.
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by ElGRANDPEEHOLE:
In other words, I have no advice for you!
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For some reason, this deserves a RACK
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Whilst a big fan of security and trust and all that....I do see a point.
If "Guys Night Out" centers around talking to and dancing with other chicks, even if there is no real likelihood of sex or intimacy, could you see how this might be a bit threatening?
I mean, it certainly gives the impression that there is something out there that she can't provide to you.
Face it, you are not married, which means you are still theoretically on the prowl, and every night such as the recent is a chance to move in another direction.
Whatever you may think, dancing and whooping it up with another chick is certainly sharing something special with her, and I could see how this might be taken a certain way.
Put it this way: if a girlfriend was out with the girls and spent the entire evening with some guy, dancing with him, talking, whatever, and gave him a big juicy hug at the end of the night, most guys would feel as comfortable with that as Tipper Gore at a 2-Live Crew concert.
$.02
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Your gay aren't you.
Be honest.
What kind of fucksticks have "Guys Nights Out" with designated drivers?
HAHAHA!
Are you in Iowa or soemthing. I am from Canada the land of expanses of snow and 2-storey igloos and shit and we have cabs!
Designated drivers on guys nights out - flamers!
Yeah well he didn't do that and you are running like a little princess. I say yell at her "NOTHING HAPPEND ALRIGHT", Castrate your friend so he can technically no longer be a part of "Guys almost party nights", and then turn the tables on the ladies and ask her why she called your bud and not you.. or something.. just put her in the shit!
I can't believe that:
OV: "Yo, are we gonna party HARD tonight!"
LF (Loser friends): "Yeah man. I am gonna be drinkin Canadian beer"
OV: "Ohhh.. your gonna be so wasted"
LF: "Yeah and i am gonna wear my new stiletto heels"
OV: "Cool, i am gonna wear my new pink dress"
LF" "Is jack - tee hee - i mean janet gonna be DD for this massive party?"
OV: "Well i was last time - and after all - whats a massive fucking rare party opportunity without a designated driver!!!"
LF: "SO TRUE DUDE!! Party hard - oh, i think i broke my hip"
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You're obviously new here. Let me give you some background.
I have two darling daughters and I never drink when I go out. They are worth more to me than the momentary buzz from alcohol.
- I won't go to jail for DUI.
- I won't cause an accident.
- I try my best to avoid accidents.
Simply put, my daughters need a father who is there for them more than I need a drunken night on the town.
So you're goofy little skit, which it wouldn't have made the cut on the worst Kids in the Hall episode, was creative ... it was completely based on your own ignorance. But it's not entirely your fault. Frankly, your parents should shoulder some of the blame for creating you.
Sincerely,
OmegaVerb, Hetero
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Hey.. my parents can have all the blame.
If you drink you don't have to drive you know. There are other methods.
Guys night out for you guys should be the late show or some lame shit.
Guys night out IMPLIES drinking!!!
You can have your darling daughters (who i won't cut down because that is imoral) and a alcohol buzz.
You certainly should not have your alcohol buzz and keys to a car, but those are both very different situations.
I think you are doing the male sex wrong when you have a 'guys night out' and everyone doesn't get sloshed.
Does anyone else agree/care? - new thread.
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As usual, the GF needs the "good thang." How you doll it up is your choice. But your real dilemma is what to do with the weasal "buddy" who ratted you out. What kind of payback is fitting for such backstabbing? Take him out "for a drink," slip him some GHB, take him back to a motel for a homemade movie with a pregnant midget hooker, and enjoy him as your own personal blackmailed slave for a period of two years. Or just kick his ass. But either way, your forgiving of him would show a complete lack of spine on your part, while taking some grief from the GF is just normal.
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by OmegaVerb:
Now, if we do go out and don't have a 100% innocent night out, he'll be seen as a liabilty for our "decadance".</font></font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Am I the only one who's see's that the emperor has no clothes? If you weren't worried about future indiscetions, this wouldn't be an issue. You know you're likely to cheat on her and your buddy is going to dime you out.
Face it OV, The real issue here is that your boy is going to rat you out when you fuck around on her, and your pissed about that.
Dr. Bob has it right. Whether you engaged in sexual activity with another women or not is mising the point. Your "Boy's night out" has, in her mind, been exposed as having less to do with you spending time with your friends and more to do with you and your friends spending time with other women. Whether you like it or not, she has a point. You said yourself she's not pissed about the time, abscence of attention, or other parts associated with guy's night out. She's pissed because you were out with another woman. Ask her if she thinks it's alright to date other women and you'll get the exact same response, because you were basically on a date with this woman from the bar. Drinks, dancing, conversation... That's a date. You just claim that there was no sex. If you've got seperate rules to the game then she does you might want to clue her in. She just might like to play by your rules.
<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 11, 2002 01:58 PM: Message edited by: Headhunter ]</font>
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To help answer your questions, I'll need to know how big the tits are on both the girl you danced with and your girlfriend.
I input the information into a formula and....well, it's kind of complicated. Just give me the info.
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What the hell, now we've got Omega Pick?
Oh, and RACK PYTHON! Bwaaaaahahahahahaha
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Can you say O.V. Green ? Why didn't it shock me
as the next response revealed the girlfriend is
still a virgo' ?
O-L,
IL
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Python:
To help answer your questions, I'll need to know how big the tits are on both the girl you danced with and your girlfriend.
I input the information into a formula and....well, it's kind of complicated. Just give me the info.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Did you download The 80's Man's software?
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Headhunter:
Rack BS!</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
I'm a little surprised it's still here! RACK da mods!!!!!!
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What I don't get is the fact that all the guys in your group have girlfriends. But for your "boys night out" you went out dancing. Maybe it's just me but the only time I ever go out dancing is when I want to pick up on another woman.
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Buttspray:
http://www.hostboard.com/forums/</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RACK B-Spray
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Bacefelice:
I read no further beyond this. She needs to get a cock in her right quick and you obviously aren't man enough to change her mind. Until that day, she'll be an inexperienced moron in such matters.
Either that or she's a man and you've played yourself.
Print this out, hand it to her and tell him/her to shut the fuck up until she puts out.
You're welcome.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Fucking-a Bace!!!!
This was funny!!!
Rack you!!!!
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I'd suggest a couple of shots, but drinking is a man's game. Go wash your pussy and deal with the miserable life that you've been dealt, loser.
And RACK PYTHON and BUTTSPRAY!!!
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Buttspray:
http://www.hostboard.com/forums/</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Damn dude, this is priceless!!
But don't forget inky, I'm sure he's hungry too.
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Retort Time!
Adept,
Though I have yet to peruse your topic of "Guy's Night Out", and I'm sure you finish one or two complete sentences, here's some more info for you to chew on ...
Not everybody need to be sloshed to enjoy oneself while out on the town.
I prefer to wake up an know that my car is parked in my drive way rather than wake up and guess the name of the woman I'm in bed with.
Van,
Huh? OmegaPick? I think I've been called worse.
Patty,
He's been punished. Not only will he be the designated driver, but he's buying the first three rounds for the next four (4) "Guy's Nights Out".
Bacefelice,
It's a moot point anyway. After twenty minutes of her chewing me out the followig day, she accused me of cheating and started crying.
I hung up. If she needs a "cock in her right quick" ... have at it. Unless she's deflowered herself with a cucumber out of spite.
elgrande,
Cuda let you come up for air long enough to type that? You'll have him whipped in three or four months at that rate.
Dr Bob,
Thanks for your viewpoint and I see what you mean. But I've never quizzed any of her friends after they have a Gal's Night Out. Nobody else's GF called a third party to get an inside scoop of what happened with their respective boyfriend.
The sharing of the information wasn't all that bad. I would have told her what I did if she asked. The means of gathering that info ... that's practically covert.
Headhunter,
Me cheating in a relationship? Are you sure you're not Headshrinker or Memoryhunter? I'll only use this one word to describe why I would not ever cheat on somebody while in a relationship ... Divorce. I would end a relationship before I started another one.
A secondary argument is the amount of time I spend with my daughters (not buddies) as opposed to her ... which she addressed in a negative manner.
Python,
My accuser's breasts are 38C and the girl I was dancing poorly with ... I'd guess 34B.
My accuser's pants size is an 8 and the girl I was dancing poorly with ... I'd guess a 6.
Let me know the results.
Irie,
Are you still obsessing that I have women friends that I'm not trying to fuck?
Use your glowlight and try to grow yourself a life.
Buttspray,
He's a freak ... Oops ... That was meant for somebody else.
Out.
Dead Cat,
While the Dancing Guy Mirage will draw women, that's all it was. A mirage. Nothing, save a good time, happened.
Holly,
What kind of shots do you do? Whole milk with chocolate milk chasers? I prefer a Dirty Grey Goose on the Rocks.
If you can tell me what "Dirty", "Grey Goose" and "on the Rocks" mean, with regards to drinking, you'll have some credibility. Otherwise, you're just talking about doing shots without knowing anything about it.
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Obsess much O.V. Green ?
O-L,
IL
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Over what, Irie?
You picked my retort to you out of a sea of text almost immediately after I posted it.
I obsess about several things, Irie. Paying child support. Getting to work earlier than my boss. Important things.
But obsess over you? As I said ... important things. You're not even on the graph.
<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 13, 2002 12:03 AM: Message edited by: OmegaVerb ]</font>
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With that, you don't even register on the scale,
in fact, you're outside of the box on this one.
O-L,
IL
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Then why bother replying? You've got some hidden ire, Lagos.
Have you tried sedatives?
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You seem to pick the oddest foils.
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Honestly, Pogue ... they pick me.
But if a foil is supposed to come from the extreme opposite side of the spectrum ... Ire Lagos is about as far away as one can get.
