Mind the dogs and keep a light on...I'm off to Ohio to see Mindy Commence and then have my folks sit down with her folks to go over...*shudder* wedding stuff...
Why didn't we elope...?
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Mind the dogs and keep a light on...I'm off to Ohio to see Mindy Commence and then have my folks sit down with her folks to go over...*shudder* wedding stuff...
Why didn't we elope...?
You'll be asking yoruself that all through this whole process, trust me. [img]wink.gif[/img]
*drives a beer truck through the wall*
someone say PAR-TAY?
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Yeah, let's hold a bachelor party for Jax, sans Jax that is heh heh heh...
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ May 22, 2004 03:40 PM: Message edited by: dwim ]</font>
*brings in the keg and bathrobed strippers*
Uh, there's a room over there where you can make yourselves at home til showtime.
*one of the girls giggles*
*blush* Now stop that! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
*Looks at Asis's keg*
*looks at the beer truck*
what, you didn't think we had enough? [img]wink.gif[/img]
He's gone. START THE PARTY!!
It's a BYOKAS party. ;)
Ski, if you're looking at the Keg and not the scantily clad girls, you got a problem bud! [img]wink.gif[/img]
*grabs a scantily clad girl*
*give Asis a beer*
This Buds for U. [img]wink.gif[/img]
The only question is...
Did AsIs bring enough for everybody?
I'm not talking about beer. That seems to be covered. ;)
Gee, and I was just going to bring corn chips. Now where'd I put those dancing ponies????
ooh! Ponies! Where? [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
I daresay PONIES wlould take this here party to a whole other "Tom Hanks in Bachelor Party" level...
Hit it, ponies!
*in trots 5 ponies on their hind legs doing the can-can while wearing feather boas & party hats, to the tune of "It's Raining Men"*
OH NO! He's back. Hide the...
Those ponies are gonna be hard to explain.
and talking Lettuce is easy to explain eh?
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ May 25, 2004 07:47 PM: Message edited by: Ski ]</font>
Sure. Happens all the time.
*is scared to walk in the produce section*
No officer, I don't see any dancing ponies. Hard night? [img]wink.gif[/img]
Shhhh....once the cops leave we can drag the ponies out from under the couch and resume the festivities.
Um...they seem to have dozed off. Anyone else got some stupid pet tricks? All I have left is a lemur that can balance a beer can on it's nose. Snore.
Beware the arugula...I've corrupted it. The salads shall rise up and FIGHT AGAINST THE TYRRANY OF...ooh, look! Donuts! Never mind. *munch*
*runs off to get his bacon-bit shooting assault rifle*
Mind the croutons...they smart.
I eat croutons for breakfast.
"Hey Frankie. She called you a crouton."
Croutons are just no good...
I prefer those crunchy oriental noodles..i use them like nunchucks! WOOOOTAH!
<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">Shouldn't that read, "WOOOOON TAAAN!" [img]tongue.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by SavageLettuce:
I prefer those crunchy oriental noodles..i use them like nunchucks! WOOOOTAH!
*pokes head in*
AHHHH!!!! Talking food!!!!
*runs out*
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<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ May 27, 2004 02:16 PM: Message edited by: Gem F ]</font>