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>Forgets key.... sends these little bastards in through the mail slot....<
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"Okay guys... now unlock the dead bolt....
... HEY!!! Get out of there!!!! That's where we keep all the good beer!!!
NOOOO.... NOT THE CABO WABO TEQUILLA!!! When I get in there, I'm gonna rip your arms right out of their SOCKETS!!!!!"
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Morning Baimoon! [img]wink.gif[/img]
Did you recieve the stickers my friend? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Morning all!
dawgg - you ever get my e-mail? Just curious as I meant to send you one, but can't remember if I actually did!
Just got them yesterday. THANK YOU!!!
I was going to post pics as soon as I figured out how to use this new camera. (For the record, for every two good pics I took of the micromen, I took one that was blurry or overexposed. [img]eek.gif[/img] This camera's ALOT like my manual 35 MM in college.
Morning all!
I stayed up all night so I can head to the PO early enough before the lines start....of course, there was a line when I was there....I had like 5 packages to send out, and I think a couple were over a month due since the time of the transaction...man was I lazy... [img]redface.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]
I also gots me a new avatar and sig...I figure I would be a taoist priest instead of a teenage female Shinto superhero one [img]wink.gif[/img]
And my breakfast consists of a poundcake and milk...
I'm rambling aren't I???
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Instead of rambling, why don't you look for those Spawn chains for me. [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by The Cheshire Cat:
Morning all!
I stayed up all night so I can head to the PO early enough before the lines start....of course, there was a line when I was there....I had like 5 packages to send out, and I think a couple were over a month due since the time of the transaction...man was I lazy... [img]redface.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]
I also gots me a new avatar and sig...I figure I would be a taoist priest instead of a teenage female Shinto superhero one [img]wink.gif[/img]
And my breakfast consists of a poundcake and milk...
I'm rambling aren't I???
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Huh! e-mail [img]confused.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by -megalithanod:
Morning all!
dawgg - you ever get my e-mail? Just curious as I meant to send you one, but can't remember if I actually did!
Morning Everyone.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">After breakfastt [img]wink.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by ghostdawgg?:
Instead of rambling, why don't you look for those Spawn chains for me. [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] [/QB]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Huh! e-mail [img]confused.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I take that as a "no"Quote:
Originally posted by ghostdawgg?:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by -megalithanod:
Morning all!
dawgg - you ever get my e-mail? Just curious as I meant to send you one, but can't remember if I actually did!
I'll send it out today!
Morning! Need a big coke this morning (that's a shock, yes?). On the fence about whether to do the lawn today.... damn I'm feeling lazy this morning. [img]redface.gif[/img]
Mornin' Folks!
Guess what?
It's &$%@*! raining [img]graemlins/rain.gif[/img]
Coffee me up
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Coke thank you.. if I wasn't at work it'd be a beer.
*head bangs*
(We)We are the new diabolic
(We)We are the bitter bucolic
If I have to give my life you can have it
(We)We are the pulse of the Maggots!
Good Lord EQ! [img]eek.gif[/img]
Have some coffee! [img]wink.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Micro-BREW?
Many things should be micro-nized, including naughts and skirts. But brews should be MACRO, my friend.
Or at least macro-coffee. I'm drinking from a 64 ounce mug right now. Get them teeny robots to bring me a straw, this things too damn heavy to lift.
GOOD MORNING ALL!! hm i will have me a coke and a donut! [img]wink.gif[/img] i played hookie from work today so i shall be here all day for your viewing pleasure [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img]
Chet.... look on the bright side....
You can drink all the beer, and eat all the nachos and bean dip you want.... those little guys will just climb up into your colon and clean you out. [img]eek.gif[/img]
"I'm goin' in...."
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that's cute!!!
Grabs a caffe mocha and takes it easy. [img]cool.gif[/img]
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Who is the smart ass that has moved my special morning mix! I need to get it back for two reasons! 1) I need something to get my butt going this morning, and 2) if I don't get rid of it safely in the next 24 hours it is going to blow. And I don't mean in the street walker sense, more in the apocalyptic nuclear end of the world sense.
C'mon people, fess up!
Mornin all!
I got a bad case of Ass-rot this morning, so if you smell something really foul, it was probably me.....
** lifts leg and lets one fly **
SNIFF Ugh.... hot garbage [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]
*walks in, swilling from giant jug of Mega mix*
Mornin Y'all!!! [img]eek.gif[/img] This shit gives such a good buzz!!!
*lights smoke*.....*explodes*
Baimun,
That's what I have the trained gerbils for!
Dammit!
Someone grab the bucket and a shovel. We have bits and pieces of pappy all over the place now!
Morning all!! It's old people day part deux. Yesterday I only had one old bitch snap my head off and threaten to move her account to a different bank. All because I asked for ID! Man, I'm such a bitch!
Um... You are?
I am sorry, but you will have to show id to get in here.
Papette, you must have missed my post in yesterday's Coffee about OFD at a bank (Old Fart Day)
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Man you are a bitch! What's wrong with you?? Why won't you just hand out money to any old @^#%$ that asks for it without checking their ID??? Huh??!?! Fascist! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by Shypappette:
Morning all!! It's old people day part deux. Yesterday I only had one old bitch snap my head off and threaten to move her account to a different bank. All because I asked for ID! Man, I'm such a bitch!
When I worked in a branch I loved when the old bagels would give the
"I've been a member of this bank since before you were born laddie"
I always had to stop myself from screaming
"Well woop de fuckin do old man!" at the top of my lungs.
My other favorite day at the bank was when they'd bus in about 70 Menenites (Amish, whatever they're called)and they would shop in the grocery store and deposit money in their savings accounts [img]confused.gif[/img]
Hey macabee, Pappy told me about your post yesterday, but by the time I got home it was long gone.
I completely agree with you on what they say though.
"I've been banking here for 30 years!!!"
"Ya, well I've only been working here for three months, so what??"
The funny thing is, I KNOW FOR A FACT this isn't the first time they've been asked for id, so what, is it the way I asked for it that pisses them off so much?? Crazy old bats!
I sure am glad I don't have a bus load of menonites coming in to my branch. I have a hard enough time with people who don't speak anything but Chinese!!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Man you are a bitch! What's wrong with you?? Why won't you just hand out money to any old @^#%$ that asks for it without checking their ID??? Huh??!?! Fascist! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">FREE MONEY DAY!!! GET YOUR MONEY HERE PEOPLE!! NO ID REQUIRED! I'L JUST TAKE IT OUT OF RANDOM ACCOUNTS AND EVERYONE WILL BE HAPPY!!!.......right?? [img]biggrin.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by Slytherin Snape:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Shypappette:
Morning all!! It's old people day part deux. Yesterday I only had one old bitch snap my head off and threaten to move her account to a different bank. All because I asked for ID! Man, I'm such a bitch!
NOW you've got the idea!! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
As long as you don't take it out of MY account!
I don't want to be paying degenerate old people any more than I have to through taxes already!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Papette, Meninites speak perfect English, they are the folks who supposedly don't believe in modern amenities like cars, BUSSES, electricity, BANK ACCOUNTS, etc. Which is why it was so dumbfounding when they'd come in and buy things like dishwasher detergent and laundry soap before making their deposit [img]confused.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by Shypappette:
I sure am glad I don't have a bus load of menonites coming in to my branch. I have a hard enough time with people who don't speak anything but Chinese!!
(Randy Quad's character in King Pin was a Meninite...)
My other favorite confrontational customers were the ones who'd come up with a bounced check letter and say
"I mailed that bill then but dated it for Friday, they can't cash that check till then when the money's there" as if the date on the check matters to bill collectors.
Or another favorite was the wife who'd sign the husband's paycheck RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME that I'd turn away becuase the signature on the check was forged and they'd say:
"It's not forgery to sign my husband's name, he's my husband" [img]confused.gif[/img]